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• John, Jarret, Justin, Jacob and That Dick, Tim Leiweke

  By Bobby Scribe on June 15, 2013 • ( 20 )

  John Stevens is allegedly getting a lot of interest from the Vancouver Canucks and the New York Rangers. John is not a New York kind of guy. That is a huge stage and a mild-mannered defensive minded coach goes with… Read More ›

• The Willie Mitchell I Got Wood And Timmy Love Wants to Trade Justin Williams Article…

  By Bobby Scribe on June 13, 2013 • ( 33 )

  First, wood… He’s Skating! He’s freaking skating! So Timmy Love (you know, our third from the podcasts) texts me tonight and claims the “Kings are going to trade someone big. They have to, not enough cap space. Prob Justin Williams.”… Read More ›

• ‘Sup Kopi? Why You Be Illin’?

  By Bobby Scribe on June 12, 2013 • ( 15 )

  80′s flashback aside, what the fuck right? I won’t post the stats. I refuse to post the stats because when I read them, they piss me off. The number of goals divided by the number of games = shit. I… Read More ›

• 365 Days And 18 More Playoff Games Later

  By Surly Jacob on June 11, 2013 • ( 2 )

  Happy Anniversary my brethren and… sethren, sothren, sithern? Lady Kings fans. Can you believe it’s been a whole year since we watched the first Los Angeles Kings lift the Stanley Cup? Time flies when you’re the champions. Ever since our… Read More ›

• A New Surly & Scribe Site for Your Perusing Pleasure

  By Bobby Scribe on June 9, 2013 • ( 8 )

  I’ve been in a funk all day after our boys were eliminated from the Western Conference Final. So I took some construction tools, wrecked and rebuilt the place. Voila. It’s similar to what you’ve seen but with some new features…. Read More ›

• L.A. Kings Season Review, Forecast and Free Agency

  By Bobby Scribe on June 9, 2013 • ( 32 )

  As the remains of my playoff beard fell into the sink, I pondered about what we witnessed in this Bettman induced short 2012-2013 season and the exciting but gray hair inducing playoffs. My mind wandered from player to player until… Read More ›

• Arthritis Can Suck It

  By Surly Jacob on June 9, 2013 • ( 16 )

  I didn’t write this. That’s all the introduction you need. —————— I’m from Australia where my peers loved Aussie rules football and my European family loved soccer… but that’s not why you should hate me. I’m an ex-ballerina that wrinkles… Read More ›

• The L.A. Kings Season Ends With a Moment of Perfect Clarity

  By Bobby Scribe on June 8, 2013 • ( 31 )

  I never saw the game winning goal. I watched every second that preceded it, saw Voynov pinch, the two on one that ensued, the pass and then… It may have been a minute, perhaps more, the handshakes were about to… Read More ›

• Kings @ Hawks – Round 3 Game 5 – Enjoy

  By Surly Jacob on June 8, 2013 • ( 21 )

  I was fucking livid after game four. I had an awful night’s sleep. Tossed and turned, nightmares, woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t calm down for about an hour. Was pretty damn bummed out throughout yesterday… Read More ›

• No

  By Bobby Scribe on June 6, 2013 • ( 27 )

  A 3-1 deficit is an opportunity. One bestowed upon those who have struggled but shall not fail. Ordinary men quit. Warriors do not. Are the Kings a team of ordinary men? No. All that occurred tonight and before is irrelevant…. Read More ›

• Hawks @ Kings – Round 3 Game 4 – TCOB

  By Surly Jacob on June 6, 2013 • ( 7 )

  1 down. 1 to go. That has to be the mentality. We don’t have to win three games, we have to win one game. And so we will. With Duncan Keith suspended for tonight’s game thanks to his skills as… Read More ›

• “Accident?” “Accident?!” Duncan Keith Must Be Suspended For Intentional High Stick To Carter’s Face

  By Bobby Scribe on June 5, 2013 • ( 11 )

  Not an accident. Let’s not forget this jackass has history. Shit, wrong video… He got 4 games for that, right? Or was it less? Either way, the intentional stick to Carter’s face should get him 2 games…should…likely will only get… Read More ›

• L.A. Kings Hockey Beats Blackhawks 3-1 in Game Three

  By Bobby Scribe on June 4, 2013 • ( 17 )

  L.A. Kings hockey wins faceoffs. L.A. Kings hockey aggressively forechecks in all three zones. L.A. Kings hockey punishes opposing forwards who keep the puck on their sticks. L.A. Kings hockey hits, hits, hits again and, for good measure, hits some… Read More ›

• Hawks @ Kings Round 3 Game 3 – Home Sweet Home Ice

  By Surly Jacob on June 4, 2013 • ( 17 )

  You’re probably worried. I get it. The Kings did not play particularly well in Chicago. There are major questions about our top line and Mike Richards is out of the lineup once again. Hell, even Jonathan Quick got pulled! Ain’t… Read More ›

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