KINGS & QUICK SHUT DOWN BLACKHAWKS 2-1 IN SHOOTOUT

Jack Johnson is money in the shootout.

Jonathan Quick is bank.

The Chicago Blackhawks came into tonight’s game as a well reputed offensive force. Prior to last night’s match, they had won 8 in a row and Chicago recently got back from injury All Star, Marion Hossa.  The Kings on the other hand were still without veteran forward and the glue of the first line, Ryan Smyth and defensive defensemen Rob Scuderi. Our boys were also having a hell of a time scoring goals.  Fortunately, hockey games aren’t won or lost based on reputation or statistics.

This game, but for a a few stretches in the third period, was all about the Kings taking the game to the Hawks.  A punishing defense.  Elimination of the center of ice to Chicago’s Kane, Toews, Hossa, et al.  Big hits.  A north to south executed offense.

The first period, controlled by the Kings, ended without a goal.  In the second, Wayne Simmonds put the Kings up 1-0 with a nice give and go between he and Michal Handzus. He drove to the net, took the pass back from Handzus and put it between Huet’s pads.   The Kings took the 1-0 lead into the third until the referee called a phantom holding the stick call (phantom because it never happened) on Michal Handzus. Jonathan Toews put in a rebound from Patrick Kane’s shot from the right circle.  Thereafter, each team had their chances in the third but neither could beat the opposing goaltender.  Quick looked especially sharp and focused.

The overtime was a nice display of each team playing to win.  Wide open hockey.  Great scoring chances. Wayne Simmonds nearly ended it with a shot that went off Huet’s glove and trickled just wide of the net. Kings’ fans swallowed their collective hearts when with over a minute left in regulation, Drew Doughty was called for hooking.  The Kings however executed the penalty kill to perfection. Faceoffs won.  The defensemen forced the Hawks’ forwards to the outside. Pucks were cleared on the first attempt.

To the shootout.

Hockey purists, myself included, aren’t big fans of this exhibition but if the Kings keep winning them, then this quirky game decider may have to grow on me.

Tell me if you’ve heard this one.

Jack Johnson is money.

Jonathan Quick is bank.

…Kopitar also made a deposit in Huet’s goal.  Keep the change.

In case you forgot…

The Tale Behind the Numbers

Statistics are often the most overanalyzed aspect of professional sports.  Diehard fans around the globe pour over their favorite players’ statistical output down to the very decimal.  These numbers can be used for good or for evil – to grant a prestigious award or to spin a debate on an internet message board.  Yet despite the swarms of sophomoric “my favorite player vs. yours” pseudo-arguments that statistics can produce, they are still capable of divulging a frighteningly true story.  This Kings’ fan happens to think the following tells such a tale.

On November 5th, 2009, the Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup.  At least, that’s how many fans reacted when the Kings beat an injury riddled Pittsburgh Penguins, 5-2.  Since this grossly overexaggerated home win, the Kings have played ten times.  Over that ten game span, I’ve noticed some alarming, perhaps overanalyzed, statistics:

Home Record: 0-3-0

Away Record: 4-3-0 (two SO wins)

Goals scored: 19, or 1.9 per game, good for 30th in the league

Goals surrendered: 33, or 3.3 per game, good for 27th in the league

Power Play: 6 for 40, or 15%, good for 26th in the league

Now that we’ve gotten these dismal team stats out of the way, let’s look at some individuals:

Kopitar: 10 games played, 1 goal, 7 assists, -5, currently riding an eight game goal scoring drought

Brown: 10 games played, 1 goal, 3 assists, -5, currently riding a nine game goal scoring drought

Frolov: 10 games played, 2 goals, 3 assists, -7

Williams: 10 games played, 1 goal, 3 assists, -3

Smyth: 6 games played, 1 goal, 2 assists, -3

These are the statistics from, arguably, the Kings’ top five forwards.  I post Smyth’s stats for a reason, because I’ve seen far too many fans attribute the Kings’ recent lack of good hockey to Smyth’s injury.  But, as I said earlier, the numbers tell the story, and Smyth wasn’t exactly lighting the world on fire before his unfortunate injury.

One constant over the past ten games, other than every Kings’ player being in the minus, has been their lack of offensive output and creativity.  Terry Murray has engendered quite the love/hate relationship with Kings’ fans during his tenure, reminiscent of the Andy Murray era (maybe it’s just the Murray). When the team is playing tight, structured, defensively sound hockey, T. Murray’s name may as well be Scotty Bowman, according to some Kings’ fans.  When the team is running around in their own zone and playing the same dump and chase offense, T. Murray’s name may as well be Rob Blake, because the same four letter expletives are sure to follow.

As far as this writer’s opinion goes, I’m honestly just as torn.  It’s hard to argue with Murray’s record thus far, what he’s done with such a young team, and where the team is today in relation to where the team was under Marc Crawford. However, it’s also hard to ignore Raitis Ivanans’s bloated icetime, the “name out of a hat” line juggling philosophy, and, once again, the dump and chase.  When world class puck possession skill rests in the wrists of such players as Kopitar, Frolov, and Doughty, why force them to shoot the puck into the boards, skate after it, and basically leave it up to a coin flip’s chance of whether or not a cycle results?  Why stifle such skill?  Why attempt to turn a talent into a grinder?  I simply don’t understand this, and perhaps for good reason.  I’ve never coached a professional hockey team.  I have no idea what goes into such an undertaking. However, I do know the game; I do know this team; I can read the numbers. The numbers don’t lie.

In closing, I’d like to ask the reader’s opinion.  Is dump and chase offense effective in the new NHL, or simply a relic of the past?

Whatever your answer may be, at least there is one thing we can all agree on.  This team needs to start putting the puck in the net, or we’re in store for a long and very frustrating season.

YOUR NEW AVATAR IS HERE KINGS FANS – SHOW YOUR TEAM PRIDE

I want to see a unity of purpose.

On message boards, blogs, websites of all kind, and throughout the internet, it’s time that you show the hockey world, the media and your team your passion.

It makes a difference.  Let them see it.

Let it spread like fire throughout the web.

lakingsnews.com has created an avatar / image for you to use.

Teams are not made of individuals and neither are fans.

Use the image as your avatar.

Put it on your website.

This is your call to action.

Go Kings!

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JIM FOX GRADES THE KINGS PLAYERS

From Jim Fox’s latimes.com blog

The Kings have just moved past the quarter pole of the season, so I thought it would be a good time to offer up a quarter-season report card for each player.

Coming into the season the Kings felt they were a team that would be competing for a playoff spot in the tough Western Conference, and after 22 games, they have the second-most points in the West, so they have exceeded expectations so far.

Grades are based on my expectations for each player as they entered this season.

Jonathan Quick

Up and down start to the season that has included more shaky performances than solid ones. Lapses in concentration have hurt him and he is trying to find a comfortable balance between his increased workload in games and finding time to still work on the finer points of his game.  Of late he has appeared to find his game and is getting back to being a big presence,  which along with his athleticism is a good combination for any goalie.  Bottom line, he has 12 wins and he is getting the job done. Grade: B

Erik Ersberg

Has only started two games and has not had the opportunity to earn the confidence of his teammates or coaching staff.  His next one or two starts will be very important for him to prove that he can pick up a win every once in a while.  His small stature is a negative and he has to rely on being extremely sharp to be effective.  Must get back to crisp, decisive movement and get back on his game.  Grade:  Incomplete or D

Matt Greene

Leads the entire league in hits by defensemen and can be difficult to play against most nights which is exactly what he has to do.  Not a highly skilled player but he makes up for that deficiency with a grind-it-out mentality.  The coaching staff likes to use him in penalty-kill situations and his shot blocking helps him there, but the penalty-kill numbers have to get better as a team, and he is a big part of that unit.  Grade: B

Jack Johnson

His skill is never in questions as he can skate, pass, stickhandle and shoot with or better than most defensemen in the league. His power-play numbers should be better and if he can improve in getting his shot through to the net, he will become even more valuable.  Unfortunately, he still has not figured out how to settle things down defensively and continues to run around and get mesmerized by the puck.  Still a work in progress, and if he can learn to play under control, his strength would be an asset on the penalty kill.  A huge positive is his shootout skills, which rank near the top of the league.  Grade: C

Peter Harrold

Mr. Utility has offered everything expected.  He is not an automatic “in the lineup every night guy,” but he can fill in where needed.  He knows his role and can make a coach’s life easier since he can play both forward and defense.  A role player who can play multiple roles.  Grade: B

Sean O’Donnell

The elder statesman back on the blueline continues to have a positive effect of this team with his effort and attitude, and like last year, he surprises with his effectiveness on the ice.  A very intelligent player who never seems rushed even when he is under pressure and never seems to run around in his own zone.  He should be a good role model for Jack Johnson as far as how to read the game.  He will not be playing every game and the Kings miss his physical presence when he is not in, but all the younger defensemen can learn from his example and the pointers he gives.  Grade B

Rob Scuderi

As a stay-at-home guy, he will rarely stand out, but his value should not be underestimated.  As this team continues to grow and develop and as they get into crunch time later in the season, his value should increase. Takes a lot of pride in his shut-down role, and rarely does he get out of position.  Good acquisition for a club that hopes to play some important late season games and playoff games.  Grade: B

Drew Doughty

Continues to grow and continues to learn and adapt to the NHL game.  His rookie season probably went smoother than the start to his second season, but he never seems to make the same mistake twice.  The opposition is spending much more time trying to contain him, but his skills at escaping pressure are right at the top of the league.  Other teams have made his life more difficult this year, but most times he finds a way to have a positive impact on a game.  He put a focus on being more productive offensively and has done exactly that.  Always fun to watch because of the freedom he plays with.  Grade B

Anze Kopitar

Not much he hasn’t done for the Kings so far.  Leading the league in scoring as well as finding a way to be a plus player; on many of his shifts, he has controlled all 200  feet of the ice.  He has continued to be very responsible in his own zone while piling up the points offensively.  He will probably never be near the league lead in shots on goal, but he has developed more of a shot attitude.  He seems like he is very comfortable with his new ranking in the NHL’s hierarchy.  Has also learned how to still be effective on nights when he doesn’t have his normal energy, which has been extremely rare, maybe only two or three occasions so far.  Can’t ask much more from him, and his increased commitment to fitness during the off season should go a long way in helping him stay near the top of the league in scoring.  Grade A+

Randy Jones

The newest King had to spend some time getting back into NHL shape before he was put in the lineup. Picked up on “reverse waivers,” he is a huge bargain since the Kings only have to pay have his salary.  Too early to see how much of an effect he can have, but his start leads you to believe he can be very effective in the new up-tempo NHL.  Can play in all situations and has a good sense of when to jump into the attack offensively as well as playing solid defense by using his long stick and reach.  Grade:  Incomplete or B+

Justin Williams

The third wheel on the Kings No. 1  offensive line can be overlooked at times, but only because of how well his linemates have played.  Underrated for his ability to win battles on the boards, many times he is a key element when the Kings break out of their own zone.  His 10- to 20-foot quickness make him very difficult to handle down low in the offensive zone, and that helps him stay involved in many of the give-and-go plays.  Grade B+

Brad Richardson

One of the team’s best skaters just can’t find a way to be productive.  His role has been to center the fourth line and use his speed to create some energy.  His ice time has increased the last 5 games or so or at least he is being put into more important situations.  His speed does make him effective on the penalty kill and since those numbers have been near the bottom of the league, maybe he will continue to get more of a chance to prove he can be an effective option when the Kings are shorthanded.  Grade C

Wayne Simmonds

Has picked off right where he left off last season.  At the end of last year, he was used in many pressure situations and it seemed like he elevated his game to continue to earn ice time.  Used mostly on the checking line, he showed that he can be moved up once in a while and can contribute offensively when called upon.  As a second year player he has earned the respect of the opposition due to his hard, gritty and honest play. Grade B

Dustin Brown

He has settled in nicely as the captain of this young team and continues to bring the hard hitting approach most every game.  Since the Kopitar line has been so dominant, he finds himself in a secondary scoring role at this time, although he does see a lot of ice time on the Kings first power play unit.  He has proved to be very effective down low with the man advantage with his use of in tight passing and with his presence in front. Has not lit it up offensively, but is still a huge part of this team.  Grade B

Alexander Frolov

Consistency has never been his strong point and it cost him a game in the stands one time this year.  He has been playing on the shut down line with more defensive responsibilities and that has limited his chances to be the top offensive player he has been in the past.  But he has to realize, and I think he is, that a player with his skill should not have to rely on others to make him more effective, he has to make others better.  He can still dominate down low with puck possession which can have a wear down effect of the opposition’s defense, but with only 4 goals after 22 games, he would like to be more of an offensive threat, especially on the second power play unit.  Grade C-

Michal Handzus

He can always be counted on to play an extremely reliable style with emphasis on his role as the shut down line’s centerman.  He also continues to be effective as the “screen-man” on the second power play group.  His impact on the team as an on-ice coach is very important to the success of this team.  He is one of the most serious guys around and his teammates appreciate all of the little things he does to help his team.  Grade B

Jarrett Stoll

Starting to come on offensively, especially on the power play.  With Kopitar on one side of the ice and Stoll on the other, he can provide the much needed variety that any good power play needs.  Does not provide as much offense as you would hope from the second line center, but his face-off expertise was a big part of the team’s improvement a year ago and although he got off to a slow start, he is once again creeping his way back to above fifty percentage and the Kings need him to keep improving in this area.  Grade B-

Raitis Ivanans

As the team’s enforcer, he continues to step up and help support his team mates in his role as the tough guy. It is always tough to rate the overall importance of a player in this role, since ice time is usually under five minutes a night, but most teams need someone in this role to be effective.  His plus minus needs to be near the even point in order to continue to earn the ice time he gets.  He is a true heavyweight and continues to be willing to step up when needed.  Grade C

Davis Drewiske

Drewiske may have been one of the biggest surprises last year when he played solid minutes in the second half.  He is still feeling his way around the NHL and is focusing on taking care of his own zone and not really becoming involved in the offensive part of the game.  That approach is fine for now.  He is being asked to step it up in the physicality area and be more of a punishing player around his own goal and if he shows that he can do that, he will continue to get his sixteen minutes a night. Grade B-

Teddy Purcell

It has been a tough go for Purcell so far this year.  At the start of the year he has penciled into the wing position on the second line.  He has struggled to find the necessary space to be effective at the NHL level and his ice time has dropped and he has found himself watching from the press box lately.  He must find a way to get up to top speed during his shifts because at the NHL level he can not get by with just his offensive instincts.  You never want to give up on a player that has his offensive IQ but his next chance will be very important to try and re-establish his pace as an offensive contributor.  Grade C-

Scott Parse

He came out of nowhere to find himself getting just enough ice time to make a difference.  He has always been a point producer at lower levels but his skating holds him back a bit at the NHL level, but his willingness to get involved has earned the attention of the coaching staff.  Although it is too early to tell whether he will stay with the Kings for the rest of the year, he has taken advantage of his opportunity.  Grade B

Ryan Smyth

Smyth has always been respected for his never take a shift off intensity and he has only earned more respect with his play so far this year.  He has been more than a difference maker, both with his relentless pursuit of loose pucks and the chemistry he has developed with Kopitar and Williams.  He continues to be a constant threat around the goal and he always gives the opposition an uneasy feeling just knowing he is ready to crash the net at any time.  The effect he has had on Kopitar is the most important element he has brought to this team.  He has found numerous ways to get Kopitar the puck and is always right there to offer offensive support.  Grade A+.

LUONGO AND CANUCKS OUTMATCH THE KINGS 4-1

If I had 3 wishes, my first would be world peace.  My second would be the health of my family for the rest of their lives.  My third would be the Kings winning the Stanley Cup.  Yes, I love this team that much.  I have loved them since I was 10 years old and do today at nearly 40.  And it is because I love them that I can say this with all sincerity. I wish they were better coached. After suffering through the Andy Murray era and watching a horribly predictable dump and chase system that caused Randy Carlyle at one time to actually comment how easy the Kings were to defend against because of their predictable offensive style, we have come full circle to the same place again.

Dump.

Chase.

If I counted, I would expect to have seen about 8 out of 10 plays through the neutral zone start and end with the puck being surrendered at the blue line.  5 on 5.  Powerplay.  No difference.  It is this system, or lack thereof, that I had to suffer through tonight, shift and shift.  Ironically, when the Kings didn’t dump the puck in, they generated scoring chances and some damn good ones. When they did, almost without exception, they lost the puck or generated a whole lot of nothing.  Enough about the dump and chase. Let’s talk about what else gave me gray hairs tonight.

Down 3-1, I keep looking at the screen and keep seeing Raitis Ivanans out there.  Come on, that can’t be right.  Look closer. Yup. That’s Raitis.  Again and again. I don’t know how much ice time he got in that third but somewhere, somehow I am sure there is a perfectly rational explanation as to why a coach down two goals would put the most ineffective offensive player out on the ice for so many shifts.  Maybe I saw it wrong. Maybe he only played 30 seconds out there and I am losing my mind. They probably keep stats for this type of thing.

Look, I am not upset we lost. It happens. Dustin Brown had a good game. Unfortunately, as one intelligent Kings fan pointed out, he may have the worst “finish” since Jeff Giuliano.  Kopitar very obviously needs Ryan Smyth. I don’t blame him. Smyth creates time and space and it is clear that teams are double teaming and focusing on Kopi right now.  Wayne Simmonds had another good game and another blue collar, lunch pale goal.  Watching Randy Jones out there may drive me to drink.  The Kings’ face off percentage already has.

Let’s put this game behind us, chalk it up to “you can’t win them all” and move on…let’s hope that maybe Terry Murray sees that his one dimensional offensive style works best when the players don’t follow it.

Go Kings.

HOLY GIANT LOOPHOLE KINGS FANS! BRAYDEN SCHENN IS PLAYING TONIGHT!

It’s uncommonly common knowledge that once a player is assigned to Juniors, he cannot be called up to the big club barring very limited exceptions which this writer is scratching his head trying to remember – I think there needs to be an upper body injury to a lower body area during a full moon or some crazy nonsense like that to allow an assignment.

So, how do the Kings get around that?

Well, they signed center Brayden Schenn to a one-game amateur tryout agreement. Schenn is reported at being in Vancouver arena right now and, GASP!, will likely play for the Kings tonight.

In the event you did not know, I have a serious man crush on this kid. He has the talent and drive to become a top center in the league. Brayden had a terrific preseason and even Lombardi commented the difficulty of sending him back considering how well he played.

In other news, Brian Burke was reported as dropping the F bomb in between Dean Lombardi’s name several times today.

In short, Go Kings and Go Schenn!

KINGS CENTER ANDREI LOKTIONOV SUFFERS DISCOLATED SHOULDER

For those that don’t know the horror of a dislocated shoulder, here’s a site to learn a thing or two – dislocated shoulder.

It’s not a fun injury.

Feels like someone tore off your arm.

Pain will not stop until the bone is placed back into the socket.

On someone as young as Loktionov, one of course hopes he bounces back after a month or so.  He will have to be diligent with the rehabilitation because given the nature of the game, losing range of motion in the shoulder can have a dramatic impact on a player’s shot and physicality.  Jack Johnson can probably tell Loktionov all about that.

Get well Lokti!

Go Kings.

KINGS LOSE LOKTIONOV BUT BEAT THE OILERS 3-1

It was a good news – bad news night for the Kings.

Bad news – they were in Edmonton and nobody wants to be in Edmonton unless they have to be.

Good news – everyone in Edmonton is apparently sporting a mustache these days and that had to provide for a few good laughs and conversation.

Bad news – Newly called up center Andrei Loktionov left the game with what appeared to be a shoulder injury. I am sure it will be reported as a lower body injury tomorrow though.

Good news – we beat the Oilers 3-1

Truth be told, this writer stood ready to sacrifice a goat or the neighbor’s cat to have the hockey gods bless our Kings. Fortunately, the Oilers are in their own injury quagmire and have been this side of suck lately. Take nothing away from the Kings. They played an incredibly dull game that would have put a fervent insomniac to sleep. The Oilers must have had a time just staying awake for this one. I saw Oilers coach Pat Quinn putting smelling salts up his nose. The announcers ran out of things to say so they kept repeating “Hemsky is out”, referring to Alex Hemsky who left the game after taking a hit from Kings center, Michal Handzus. And while the Kings managed what seemed like 62 shots on goal from, well you name it, center ice, behind the net, the locker room, the game itself dragged on like two old people fu…

It doesn’t matter. We won. Wayne Simmonds played a good game. He had a goal, an assist and I think a fight (someone check that, quick). Kopitar was all over the ice, and played solid on both ends. I was pleasantly surprised by Alexander Frolov though not in the points (or for that matter, shooting) department. Sasha had a good defensive game. He foiled several Oiler offensive opportunities including one in the final seconds of the game. Dustin Brown was…but hey, Jack Johnson exuded talent out there – a defensive gem of a game – he knew when to jump into the play and when to stay back. He closed off the center of the ice to the Oilers on several plays and seemed to be in a zone tonight – the good kind of zone, not the twilight variety…and not twilight as in that book that is an insult to nearly every author who can put a sentence together and tell a story without using the word “was” 8000 times to describe an action or event.

Hopefully, the Kings and Terry Murray have figured out the secret to winning hockey games – outscoring your opponent.

Go Kings.

RANDOM MUSINGS ON “MEET THE PLAYERS” PARTY

Yeah, I went. I felt like a dork, but I went anyways.

There isn’t exactly a ‘story’ to be told from the day (well, except for one that I was forced to swear not to write on this site), but there are some random observations worth passing along for enlightenment, enjoyment and the mere killing of time.

First I will start with you, the fans.  Well, not all of you. I liked most of the people I met.  But you few, you know who you are, and please, shut up.

One portly fellow told me in line that “Ryan Smyth is a douche bag because he signed my card with a black pen.”  Trying not to engage, I couldn’t help but tell him that it is a good thing Smyth isn’t paid to be the team’s color coordinator.

Another guy (who might have been the same guy) was yelling at Drew Doughty to stop stuffing his face because he was holding up the line. To be fair, Doughty was in fact stuffing his face. Here is a picture:

While the gentleman was correct that Doughty’s voracious appetite slowed the line a little, it was wholly obnoxious.  I couldn’t hear what Doughty muttered under his breath, but I got the gist.  He definitely did not say “I’m so glad you came.”

Unnecessary yelling aside, it was amusing watching Drew hurry to swallow giant bites of hot dog while anxious fans put awkward arms around him, waiting for a photo. I’m sure more than a few of you out there have pictures with Drew’s cheeks puffed out, or maybe even some nacho cheese escaping the corner of his mouth.

Raitis Ivanans excited my group the most. I don’t know why. I had never seen him in person, and I’ll admit I was a little scared. In lieu of an autograph, we considered asking Raitis to bite our hats as a kind of “enforcer stamp of approval.” Instead, we just got the autograph and a picture.

Two things jump out about this photo, one obvious and one that needs explaining, but both concerning his face. First of all, I didn’t know Raitis’ mandible was capable of forming a smile. I was impressed. He was actually quite cheerful. The second thing is that we didn’t want that smile in our photo. We asked him to give us a scowl, like he was about to beat the snot of out someone.

You know the look.

We all know the look.

He tried, but he broke into giggles as the three of us did our best “I’m Raitis and I like to kill things” impersonation.  I probably should have just asked him to pretend like he had just powered down some of the free nachos… which is what I had just done (yes, I’m the one who looks constipated.  I already told you once to shut up).

This was also my first time seeing Ryan Smyth without his pads on and I noticed he and I share something in common. Neither of us have shoulders. I never knew that a professional athlete, certainly not one known for as much toughness and grit as Smytty, could be the sad owner of a pair of what I like to call sloping steeple Jew shoulders (I’m Jewish, I get to say that. You don’t). Smyth commented to my compatriot that he thought the Kings should bring back the Gretzky era jerseys. Williams made a similar comment.

The ice girls were all there. They are just as gorgeous and indicative of jail bait in person as they are on the ice or in videos. Some of their chests nearly crowded us out of the Hollywood Racetrack. They were handing out beads. I didn’t get any beads. I reprimanded one of them for not having any beads for me.  She laughed and gave my friend a Kings beer opener.  I still didn’t get any beads.

I did gain some insight into Terry Murray’s frustrated comments with Alexander Frolov after his benching, about how Frolov didn’t say anything in their private meeting. I now suspect that Frolov actually did speak, but that Murray simply could not hear him. I was standing two feet from him when I saw his lips move. Clearly he was speaking, but I could only tell that by sight. Aurally one would have thought that a pixie had politely sneezed.

Matt Greene looks 40 (in the manly way) and when he laughed I thought he would blow the building down. His chin alone could drive cattle.

Sean O’Donnell has probably been to more of these events than any man ever should in one lifetime. I got that distinct sense as I stood waiting to “meet” Kopitar when I looked over at OD. He was playing with his phone when a fan walked up to him and asked for his autograph. He paused, looked at his phone, then back to the fan, then back to his phone and sighed as he put down the phone and signed the jersey. I gained a great deal of respect for O’Donnell in that moment. While the majority of this post is sarcastic, that is not.

In case you were wondering, Teddy Purcell is not homosexual. He told me so… in so many words. I’ll let your imaginations run with that one.

I watched one horse race. It was boring.

KINGS RECALL ANDREI LOKTIONOV AND BRANDON SEGAL FROM THE MANCHESTER MONARCHS

Kings have recalled Andrei Loktionov and Brendan Segal from the Manchester Monarchs.

Both players are off to a good start.  Loktionov (hereinafter “Lokti”, which means elbow in Russian – thank you fellow Kings maniac Zak for that translation) has 6 goals and 11 assists in 20 games.  Segal comes in with 14 points.  So, who are these guys?

Well, Lokti is a center. He is a two way forward who has a pass first, shoot second style. He is defensively sound. He played a big part in the Windsor Spitfires’ championship last season. He was second only to projected first round pick Taylor Hall on the team.

Segal is 25 years old, 6 years older than Lokti. He was initially drafted by Tampa Bay in the 4th round, 102nd overall. He had career highs in goals, assists and points – 26/26/52 – last season with Norfolk.

I expect Lokti will play either a 3rd or 4th line center role. I would be surprised if he plays the 2nd line. Mad line change scientist Terry Murray is capable of anything but he will likely pair Lokti with veterans around him.

Segal is likely headed for the 4th line. In fact, I would not be surprised if both go to the 4th line, and Brad Richardson gets a promotion to the 2nd line.

I am excited to see Loktionov. He was very fun to watch last season when the Spitfires made the playoffs. He is a dynamic player and has the potential to be a solid NHL center. The only thing that concerns me about Lokti is his size. At 5’11″ and 187 pounds (more like the high 170′s), I wonder if he is big enough for the NHL.

Candidly, I don’t know much about Segal other than what I have read.

He is supposed to be a tough guy. At 25, he probably recognizes that he has to impress in the next couple of seasons or he may find himself back to the AHL for good.

Here are some videos of the soldiers called to duty.

The first video is that of Lokti on opening night with his first career hat trick.  ”Hat trick? I thought you said he was pass first, shoot second?”  He is.  Settle down.  He has had 3 goals since opening night and 11 assists.

The second video is Segal…losing a fight…keep your chin up Brandon, you will have plenty of time to win some of those.

Lackadaisical special teams cost the Kings

Since the lockout of 04/05, the “new NHL”, for lack of a better term, has become more and more dominated by special teams play.  Games are won, and lost, on the backs of power plays and penalty killing units.  Such was the story today as the Flames stormed into Staples Center, fresh off of an embarrassing home ice loss to the Blackhawks, to soundly defeat the Kings 5-2. The Kings surrendered two power play goals and went scoreless with the man advantage.   A shorthanded goal allowed on a junior hockey level breakdown in the third all but took the proverbial wind out of the Kings’ sails.

One wouldn’t have been hard pressed to crack open an early beer only 13 seconds into the game as Jarome Iginla snapped a seemingly innocent wrister from just outside the hash marks to beat Quick.  However, to give the young netminder credit, Quick kept the score at only 1-0 throughout the remainder of the first as the Kings struggled to clear the zone, create crisp breakouts, and sustain anything resembling offensive zone pressure.  The second period saw a turnaround for the Kings, with Doughty and Frolov netting goals less than a minute apart to give the Kings a 2-1 lead. The team seemed to wake up, as if awoken from a hangover many of the Kings’ faithful are sure to have tomorrow, but the momentum was short-lived. Brown and Handzus took a penalty each less than a minute apart to give the Flames a 5 on 3 power play, in which they promptly tied up the scoreboard.  The second period ended as somewhat of a chess match after that point, with both Terry Murray and Brent Sutter matching different lines and both teams locking up the neutral zone.

Any hope for a bounce back win was quickly extinguished for the Kings early into the third.  The Kings failed to create any kind of puck movement on their second power play of the night and the puck was tipped back toward center ice. After some undeniably horrid communication between Doughty and Kopitar, the Flames managed to create a cycle in the Kings’ zone, despite being a man down, and found a wide open Langkow streaking down the hash marks for the short handed goal.  One could almost hear the pained sigh from Staples as the Kings continued to play sloppily throughout the third, surrendering two more goals before the merciful buzzer finally rang.

It’s hard to justify calling a late November game at home a “must win” yet this writer isn’t so sure.  A western Canada swing awaits the Kings next, after just getting off a five game southern road trip only a week prior. This was a significant win for the Flames in the standings, as they sat nipping at the Kings’ heels for fourth in the western conference before today.  Now both teams are tied, despite the Kings having played two more games.  Every game is important, especially in the ultra-competitive western conference this season.  This four point shift between two conference rivals may or may not end up being the deciding factor in a Kings’ playoff birth.  However, the playoffs are still far off, and quite frankly, we have more pressing issues at the moment.

Jonathan Quick, who many Kings’ fans believed to be the answer in net going into this season, has been about as up and down this year as, well, the team itself.  Iginla’s harmless wrist shot 13 seconds into the first period set a tone to the game that the Kings simply could not overcome.  Now was it all Quick’s fault?  Of course not. In fact, as already noted, he was the major reason the Kings didn’t leave the first period down 3-0 instead of 1-0.  Nonetheless, one must stop and think about the mental state of a goaltender, often accused of lack of concentration, that is beat by a soft, perimeter shot only 13 seconds into a game.  I am, by no means, an advocate of shipping the kid off to the ECHL after one soft goal, because Quick has shown stretches of poise and athleticism that sold many Kings’ fans on his talent merely a season ago.  What is inescapable, however, is that soft goals are not acceptable to a team that expects to make the playoffs.  And with Jonathan Bernier playing nearly lights out down in the AHL, I am almost assured that Lombardi’s patience is wearing thin.

Special teams have haunted the Kings ever since their home opener against Phoenix.  Despite stretches of power play aptitude, mainly with Ryan Smyth circling the crease like a hungry great white, the Kings’ continue to struggle with the man advantage.  Much more so could be said about the Kings’ abhorrent penalty kill, which still sits at the bottom of the league.  Much has been said about the Kings focus on 5 on 5 play coming into this season, in which they have admittedly and dramatically improved.  However, it seems to have come at a cost of their often stellar special teams play last season.  Such a trade off is familiar news to the Kings, as they went from one of the better goal scoring teams in the league in 07/08 to one of the worst only a season later, after Murray stressed defensive play over the offseason.  There is a yin and yang in all facets of hockey, and the Kings can’t quite seem to balance the two at this point.

Much can be said about the Kings’ lack of Smyth, their depth, and Ivanans’s presence in any type of line not labeled “unemployment.”  I, for one, am willing to be patient, but cautiously so.  The season is long and the Kings have a lot of fight left in them, but things aren’t going to get any easier.  Only time will tell whether or not this team is ready to be crowned, or too busy polishing the scepters.

Alexander Frolov, Richard Clune and random shots

I read an interview with Alexander Frolov.  Here is what Sasha had to say.

“Yeah, you have to shoot more, for sure. You have to try to shoot as often as you can. Sometimes it’s better to pass, especially if someone is in a better position than you are, but the bottom line is, you still have to shoot it and put some pucks on net so we can score and have something good happen. Probably we have to focus on that more, to get somebody in front of the net, some net presence. That’s what we’re talking about lately.”

Ok, that is exciting talk from the often aloof Frolov.

He was then asked whether he will shoot more.

“Yeah, absolutely. I’m working on it. Just try to keep it in mind and shoot when I have some chances.”

Now he’s just teasing us.

On the subject of getting the puck to the net for scoring chances, he answered; “Exactly. When you put it on net, you never know what’s going to happen. Stolly’s goal was a perfect example of that, in the last game. Sometimes you don’t want to pass an opportunity when you can make plays, but to shoot the puck is always good. Just keep it in mind and try to do it more often.”

Frolov is going to start putting the puck in the net.  Look for him to go on a streak. You heard it hear first.

So Richard Clune is our version of Marion Gaborik without the 7 million dollar price tag and the goals.  He is injured again with a lower body injury.  Did I emphasize again? And again…and again…this is especially disappointing to Kings fans who saw his “in your face” style of hockey in the preseason and most of us crave and need for the 4th line. Get well Richard and for goodness sake, stay well.

I have a good feeling about tomorrow’s game against the Flames. It’s only Friday though so I reserve the right to have different feelings tomorrow. For those that don’t know me, I am somewhat clairvoyant as it relates to this team. When I get a particular “sense” that the team is going to win (even when down by several goals), they win. Feel free to visit hfboards.com and ask around in the Kings’ forum…and stop laughing. That’s rude.

Kings coach Terry Murray is emphasizing a shot mentality.

That sounds good.

Now, can someone tell Dustin Brown that doesn’t mean he should take every bad angle shot from near the boards with no traffic and right into the goalie’s chest, when his fellow center or winger is wide open on the other side and ready for a one timer?

Anyone else need a shot?

Despite being outplayed for most of the game, the Flyers hang on to beat the Kings 3-2

Ryan Smyth may be in his first season with the Kings but his significance to the Kings’ success is unmistakeable. The team missed him tonight.  Our boys did play well. We dominated a large part of the game. But Smyth’s front of the net presence, and his chemistry with Kopitar and Williams would have made a difference tonight.

Here are some random games notes.  Forgive the frustrated tone.

Flyers got some lucky bounces. Boucher had a horse shoe up his ass as he made four “did I save that one?” saves tonight.

If the Flyers are the elite of this league, they we are right there with them.

We owned the Flyers during the first period.

The Flyers’ tying goal was just over exuberance by Quick on a rebound.  The second goal was just silly.  A knuckle puck.  Nice whiff Richards. Way to show that great shot.  Should Quick have had that one?  The third goal was akin to the first – once again, Quick out of position as he challenged a bit too far and too soon.  It’s hard to fault a goaltender for being too aggressive though tonight, it contributed to two goals.

The Flyers did have control of about 8-10 minutes of the second, starting with about 2 minutes before their first goal. Toward the end of the second, the Kings began to dominate and drew the Flyers into a penalty.  Then, while the powerplay appeared to be gaining momentum and it looked like a strong finish for the Kings heading into the locker room, Dustin Brown did one of the dumbest things I have seen in a while – he took a ridiculously obvious boarding penalty with 3 seconds left in the period in the Kings’ offensive zone.  It killed the Kings’ opportunity to start the third period at a time they had all the momentum.

At the 10 minute mark of the third, the Kings came alive.  It started with a penalty kill (Williams, high sticking). The Flyers’ Jeff Carter took a hooking penalty after the Kings kept the puck in the Flyers’ zone and outworked them for nearly a minute of play.  On the ensuing powerplay, Drew Doughty showed why he is a stud by first diving to keep the puck in the offensive zone and then firing a screamer past Boucher from the left point. Boucher never saw it…nothing new for him this game.

In the third, Jack Johnson, wearing his patented smirk, and Scott Hartnell had words before the puck was dropped on a faceoff.  The exchange wasn’t on audio, but I managed to read their lips. Johnson nicely told Hartnell that he is the ugliest son of a bitch in the league.  Hartnell questioned whether Jack was giving Pronger enough credit.  The linesman joined the discussion and weighed in his thoughts.  Johnson told Hartnell he may have a point and they went back to waiting for the puck to drop…that’s the way I saw it anyway.

I am more than a little upset we lost this game.  I am more than a little upset by Dustin Brown’s play with the puck, his inability or refusal to pass the puck, his consistently ineffective shot and suddenly this season failure to make effective hits.

The Kings have to improve the powerplay.  Nearly every game they have lost has been, in whole or in part, on the shoulders of the powerplay.  I don’t even know what that two man advantage was that I saw at the end of the first period.

Some call this Justin Williams’ best game of the season. I say he has been excellent all season. He, Kopitar and Smyth have been our most consistent players.  Coincidence?

I jumped out of my skin on that “near miss” at the end of the game.  I am still looking for body parts around the room.

VIDEO: RYAN SMYTH INJURED

In all likelihood this is the play that injured Ryan Smyth.


Rich Hammond reported today
that the situations in “not good.” Smyth will not play tomorrow against the Flyers, nor will Rob Scuderi.

All of a sudden we are last year’s team again. At least we still have new Kopitar to lead the charge.

As always at LA Kings News, we take a special interest in figuring out injuries. Smyth is listed as having an “upper-body injury”, so lets see if we can’t decide what the prognosis from his meeting with the team’s doctor tomorrow will be (not that they will ever tell us).

From the video it looks like he got hit in the side. This could be a shoulder, rib, arm, hip or organ injury. His name isn’t Forsberg, so we can rule out the problem being his spleen. Perhaps he has a disagreeable kidney. Did Ballard’s hit candy his kidney? Probably not.

Maybe the injury occurred after he hit the ice. It is possible he has a bad case of ice burn. That wouldn’t be fun. He might be missing a layer of skin on his face.

A cracked rib? No, we don’t crack jokes here, let alone ribs. That’s not even funny and I’m a little disturbed that you brought it up.

Is his shoulder experiencing separation anxiety? This seems likely, but the real problem is staring us right in the face.

Keith Ballard has cooties. In a split second during the violent collision, these cooties latched on to Smyth and have given him ants that will soon descend to his pants. Look for the official listing to change to “lower-body injury” when the doctor examines Smyth with a cootie-scope.

We do hope that Smyth gets well soon and shakes these cooties without giving them to other players. The team needs you Smyth. The fans need you.

Here’s to a speedy recovery for the Lord of the Manor.

KINGS WIN GAME, LOSE SMYTH

Special teams are always a factor. Special Ed. teams on the other hand can completely dictate a game.

As two of the league’s worst penalty kills met in a battle of suck, the Los Angeles Kings managed to bounce back from a 2-0 deficit to defeat the Florida Panthers 4-3 in a shootout. 4 of the games 6 regulation goals were scored with special teams unit on the ice. Entering the game the Kings boasted the league’s 26th worst penalty kill and the Panthers the 28th worst, with a success rate of 75.6 and 74.2 respectively. With percentages that low, someone’s PP is going to shine.

Nathan Horton kicked off the scoring 2:05 into the second period when he fired off a wrist shot from the right circle that beat Jonathan Quick stick high just 18 seconds into the Panthers’ first of three power plays. Hearts collectively sunk when Horton scored the type of goal that has becoming the Achilles heal of Quick. Matters were made worse just two minutes later when defenseman Randy Jones was caught up ice as Steven Reinprecht blazed past him in the neutral for a 2-on-1 with veteran Cory Stillman. Drew Doughty was unable to block a last second cross feed which Stillman promptly buried to give the Panthers a 2-0 lead with half a hockey game left to play.

From there, the Kings took full advantage of the poor special teams in Florida (whose powerplay was clicking at a nearly non-existent 13% coming into this game) as they scored three unanswered goals to take a 3-2 lead. With just over 10 minutes to play in the second period Jack Johnson smoked a one-timer past Thomas Vokoun off a feed from Randy Jones.

For a moment it had seemed the Kings would begin the third period tied. With 1.7 seconds to play, Johnson ripped a shot past Vokoun off a face-off that turned out to be a few tenths of a second too slow to count.

No big deal. The Kings didn’t need it.

2:23 into the third period Jarret Stoll snapped in a goal off a beautiful one-touch pass from Anze Kopitar with Radek Dvorak in the box for hooking, one of several offensive zone penalties the unruly Panthers took during the game. The penalties continued when Alexander Frolov ran over Vokoun 4 minutes later and received two minutes in the box for goalie interference. It figures that the first time Frolov rushes the crease like the power forward he is strong enough to be he gets a penalty. In what could have easily been an implosive moment for the Kings, Michal Handzus picked off a puck on the ensuing penalty kill, carried it over the offensive blue line and fire a shot that rebounded off of Vokoun directly onto the stick of Randy Jones, who scored his second goal as a King in just his 4th game to give the Kings their first lead of the game. Jones now has 2 goals and 2 assists as a King. 7th defenseman my foot.

The lead did not last very long. Jack Johnson decided to give his goal back when he sent a clearing pass up the ice that was picked off by rookie Viktor Oreskovich. Oreshkavonavichnik, whose name gave Bob Miller fits to the point of laughter, turned the play around quickly and started a scramble in front of the net that resulted in his first career NHL goal. Brian Allen had sent a shot through that deflected up in the air and straight to the waiting glove of Oreskovich at Quick’s doorstep. The Kings goalie had no chance on the play, and neither did any King as Oreskovich was the only person in the stadium to track the funny-flying puck.

So to overtime the game went where not much happened until Johnson broke through the neutral zone and past two Florida defenders and just barely missed scoring the winning goal. From there the game went to the shootout, where the goaltenders stood strong. Jonathan Quick stopped Olesz, Reinprecht and Stillman. Anze Kopitar missed wide, but Jack Johnson solidified his first star of the game accolades, winning the game with a shootout goal we have seen before and hope to see again and again and again. Left, right, right, left, slam. Vokoun didn’t stand a chance.

While the Kings end their road trip 3-2, a wholly respectable accomplishment, they lost two key players during those 5 games. Rob Scuderi is already out with ferocious fungus or hammer toes, and tonight Ryan Smyth joined Scuderi when he did not come to the bench to start the third period. It appears he was injured by a Keith Ballard hip check in the second period that Smyth just narrowly didn’t avoid. George Carlin would have called it a near-miss. Smyth was flying down the right wing, pushed the puck past Ballard and tried to jump around him. Boom. No such luck. Ah, look, they nearly missed. Smyth returned in the period for a few shifts but would not skate a shift in the final frame or overtime.

We hope Smyth recovers quickly, if not immediately, and we also hope you will join in guessing what pain is plaguing our very important forward.

Overall, the Kings played a very up and down game. This one was fun, as it actually resembled a ‘normal’ hockey game. Back and forth. Some good hits. Wayne Simmonds had a nice little fight with Kenndal McArdle. Not a wonderfully played game by the Kings as they had their fair share of defensive meltdowns. Scott Parse played a physical and exciting game, and though he was held off the score sheet, he provided intense energy when the Kings needed it most. The most encouraging aspects of this game were the fact that the Kings battled back after giving up the games first two goals, as well as the strong play of Quick. Percentage-wise Quick was not stellar, stopping 26 of 29 shots, but Quick was strong when he needed to be, and while Horton’s goal wasn’t the strongest, he had absolutely no chance on the other two.

So GO KINGS GO! And GO FANS GO as the Kings finally return to Staples on Wednesday against the Philadelphia Flyers. Come out in full force Kings faithful to keep the always present Flyers’ fans at bay. It should be a fun one, and there will likely be a few fights (not necessarily on the ice). I will be there screaming my head off, and I expect to hear you screaming with me!

Now get off your computers, and go watch a meteor shower!

GO KINGS!

THE STATE OF OFFICIATING IN THE NHL & PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS

The old and experienced guys have retired. There is fresh blood in zebra gear. Fans across the NHL have gathered their torches and pitchforks and are marching through the internet screaming “that wasn’t a penalty!”, “how did you miss that call?”, “open your eyes ref!”, “$8.50 for a beer!?”…woops, how did that get in there…and “Interference! Are you &^*%$ kidding me!!??” (mostly Tampa Bay fans on the latter). So, what to do?

Fine the refs? Get serious. How much do these guys make anyway?

Review more plays on video? Great. I can see it now. Every questionable call goes to video. Hockey games become 5 hour marathons. The advertisers would make out with all the pauses and there may be increased revenue for the league? God, I hope Bettman isn’t reading this.

Limit the reviews to only goals? How often is that an issue though, one in every 50 games?

Here at lakingsnews.com, we like to think outside the box. So, we came up with five creative solutions the NHL can implement to improve the officiating.

1. For every bad call, the referee takes one to the head or gut, his choice – the offended team chooses the delivering player.

2. The official with the least bad calls wins an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas…with their choice of favorite ice girls, one from each team.

3. More than 2 bad calls during any game, and that official has to sit in the same room with Raitis Ivanans for one hour and try to piss him off.

4. As an alternative to number 3, the referee before each subsequent call for the next 3 games, with his mic on, must sing and act out the lyrics, “I’m a little tea pot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, then I shout! Just tip me over and pour me out.” And I want to see the bastard do the whole thing in rhythm, with the tip over and everything.

5. The 3 worst referees during the season get paper towel and cologne duty between periods of every game they officiate the following season.

Practical solutions to a growing problem.

Go Kings!

LET THE GUESSING GAMES BEGIN

So Rob Scuderi is hurt. This is not good. Luckily he is “day-to-two-day” or something along those lines, but he is definitely out for tomorrow’s game against the Florida Panthers.

His injury? Lower-body mystery of course. So let’s try and put our heads together and figure out what could be wrong with “The Stick” or “The Piece” or “Nails” or whatever we are calling him this week.

Maybe he has a bad charlie horse, a bruised bone or a sore hip? No, that’s too easy.

Bruised ego? Could be. Taking a hip check from Drew Doughty would put a lasting frown on my face too.

Let’s examine some elusive, but plausible maladies. If it were one of these, I would fully understand his embarrassment at keeping it under wraps.

Hammer toes? Sporadically clubbed foot? Ferocious fungus? Tickled testes? Spontaneously combusted and subsequently fused rump crack? Inflamed perineum? Coccyx camel toe? I don’t know what that is, but it sounds really bad. Maybe his knee caps are on strike and want to downsize and go green, like an Arrowhead bottle.

What do you think? Let’s hear some good ones.

KNOW THY ENEMY – THE FLORIDA PANTHERS

On Monday, the Kings take on the Florida Panthers.  This east coast’s semi-forgotten team got off to a rough start this season but has managed to win five of their last seven games. The Panthers are coming off a shootout win against the Islanders 5-4. They are led on the ice by former King, Steve Reinprecht who was the “throw in” in the trade that took he and Rob Blake to Colorado in exchange for Adam Deadmarsh, Aaron Miller and picks that, in hindsight, were slightly more valuable than a bag of pucks. Reinprecht is off to a solid start with 9 goals, 5 assists for 14 points and a +3. The Panthers are led in goal by Thomas Vokoun who boasts a respectable .922 SV% and 2.81 GAA.

Off the ice, the Panthers’ ownership, Sunrise Sports & Entertainment, has announced that it will make a major Florida Panthers ownership announcement at a 1:30 p.m. press conference on game day. Apparently, Panthers ownership representatives, President & COO Michael Yormark, General Manager Randy Sexton, Head Coach Pete DeBoer and other VIPs will be present. The announcement is expected to be that Cliff Viner and Stu Siegel will become majority owners of the Panthers and Alan Cohen will become a minority partner. Panther fans, for the most part, appear excited about this move as it may mark the shift in the Panthers’ direction and turnaround they have been hoping to see.

While all that is good and fine, what Kings fans really want to know is whether this little panther – cougar mix breed will be present at the game…

Go Kings!

LIGHTNING DOES NOT STRIKE TWICE – KINGS DEFEAT TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING IN SHOOTOUT 2-1

Would the Kings come out tired after a game the night before?  No

Would the Kings let an embarrassing loss last night get to them?  No

Would the Kings’ defense and goaltending concerns continue?  No

Would the Kings win?

Doughty v. Stamkos

Johnson v. Downey.

A physical and fast paced game.  Forwards forechecking.  Defensemen defending.  Goalies goaltending.  It was hockey baby and despite the low score, it was fun to watch.

The first period found both teams with good scoring chances.  Jarett Stoll was a standout for the Kings in the period and much of the game as his forechecking pressure and speed created some high percentage opportunities around Lightning goaltender Antero Nittymaki who was equal to the task.  The Lightning’s game plan was fairly obvious from the drop of the puck.  Hit.  A lot. And though Tampa Bay had their share of big hits, none of them changed momentum. In fact, the only hit that made a lasting impact was that of Drew Doughty…on Rob Scuderi, who left the game with an undisclosed “what the hell was that Drew!” injury.

The second and third provided much of the same until Drew Doughty fired a one timer past Nittymaki that was deflected on the way in. Big saves by Quick and Nittymaki kept the game 1-0 until Ryan Malone, a hot hand so far this season, put in a wrap around that looked like someone wearing a Kings jersey missed an assignment. That would be it for regulation.

Overtime – The Kings got nearly all the chances and looked no worse for the extra session wear…until Tampa Boy scored…or did they?  They cheered like they scored.  They celebrated.  Rick “no money on this game” Tocchet was wearing a smile and walking to the locker room.  Guess what Lightning fans.  No goal.

Off to the shootout we go.

Kopitar’s beautiful deke and goal put the game on Quick’s shoulders and those shoulders were wide and strong enough to turn away each of the Lightning shooters with confidence and poise.

Kings win…as it should have been…

Go Kings!

LOS ANGELES KINGS’ FANDOM COMES WITH A PRESCRIPTION

Blake Wordslinger is a new guest writer on lakingsnews.com. Blake writes with the same pride and passion we like to see our hockey team play. We hope to see Blake become a regular contributor to the site. Let us know what you think of his article. Surly and I already know we like the kid.

- Bobby Scribe

Tediously long, it seems, have Kings’ fans waited for something to cheer for. Yet a certain anomaly amongst North American fanbases rests firmly in the Sourthern California hockey market: Kings’ fans. Such a term has long provoked feelings of indifference, helplessness, and pity. Kings’ fans themselves have taken on a certain sardonic, masochistic aura, often humoring other message board posters ’round the Internets with a charming, self-depricating wit. Such has become the life of a Kings’ fan for the better part of a decade. Laughter and amusement do not derive from championships or accolades. Kings’ fans have been forced to find entertainment in Jaroslav Modry’s violent purse swinging, or Raitis Ivanans’s attempts at coordinating a synapse from his pre-frontal cortex to, well, somewhere else. This specific breed of self-destructive fandom builds character, and puts hair on your chest. Just ask Bailey.

Yet I digress.

The point is, after so many years of losing, why does Staples Center still enjoy the occasional sellout? Where certain east coast teams have struggled with attendance at the slightest dip in performance, Kings’ fans have remained faithful through seven years of golf filled Junes and black hole drafts. When General Manager Dean Lombardi outright told his season ticket holders at the beginning of the 2008/2009 season that the Kings likely wouldn’t even compete for the playoffs, one would think that Staples would be as barren as the Mojave Desert. Yet the Kings averaged 89% capacity – not the best in the league, but certainly not the worst . The year before? 92% The year before that? 91% Over the last seven years, the Kings haven’t played a single playoff game, yet they have consistently ranked somewhere in the middle of the pack in attendance. Surely, the massive Los Angeles market should account for some of this attendance inflation? Possibly, but I wouldn’t be so quick to jump on the, “well, it’s just LA” excuse. In a sports market packed with two NBA franchises, two massive college football teams, and another hockey team only 45 minutes up the freeway, one would think the perpetually losing Kings would see significant attendance drops almost instantaneously. Yet Kings’ fans have endured.

This writer comes from, arguably, the freshest generation of Kings’ fandom. Raised on the late night escapades of Wayne Gretzky and Luc Robataille, my generation, now firmly in their mid twenties, has only endured a brief history of mediocrity. We never had to witness Marcel Dionne’s playoff slumps, and our only knowledge of the Miracle on Manchester are blurry, pixelated Youtube clips. However, the recent 20 year history of the Kings hasn’t gotten much better than the frustrating days of forum blue and gold. 16 years have the Kings gone without a second round playoff win. No other team in the NHL can lay claim to such a feat. The only positive punctuation throughout this time period has been a 2001 first round upset of the Detroit Red Wings (dubbed the “Stunner at Staples” – my generation’s “Miracle” moment). Such heroics, stretched thin over a four decade history, have kept the fans returning to their seats, every year, hoping, praying, that maybe this year will be different.

It have been these moments, the Stunner, the Miracle, the ’93 Cup Finals, which have been forever burned into Kings’ fans memories, for better or for worse. These moments, like the torturous yet beautiful siren’s call, beckon us back to Staples, year after year, despite the logical portion of our brain begging us to save the money for something worthwhile. The 2009/2010 season began with high hopes, which were quickly dashed as the Kings stumbled out of the gate against a suprisingly tenacious Pheonix Coyotes squad. Some fans cursed and yelled, some drank a bottle of whiskey, but most just mumbled and grumbled about another year of disappointments. However, the Kings bounced back, winning 8 of their following 13 games, earning the obligatory “loser point” in 2 out of the 5 losses. The turn of October saw the Kings sitting firmly at fourth in the conference, closely behind the San Jose Sharks for the Pacific Division lead. Yet November, historically a cruel month to Kings’ fans, has not changed its ways. Winning only once in their last five games, the old bugaboos have begun to creep back into the demeanor of even the most positive of fans. Yet we continue to come back.

Why? Well, that’s the question I hoped to answer by writing this article, and I truthfully must admit that I still don’t quite know. Maybe it’s the magic of Gretzky, a gift and a curse, that still lingers over we youngins’. Perhaps the old timers stick around for similar reasons. However, there is one thing I know for sure. After all the years of disappointing injuries, upper level mismanagement, and plain bad hockey, the Kings are due. Maybe not this year, maybe not the next, but they’re due. The Hockey Gods, often malevolent and feared entities by the Kings’ faithful, have smiled on the franchise in recent years, bestowing upon us two of their most beautiful creations: Anze Kopitar and Drew Doughty. Could this be a change of the times in LA? Time will only tell.

Yet one thing remains true.

Come rain, sleet, snow, or Mayan prophecy, Kings’ fans will continue to show up, bipolar medication in tow. And when the Kings’ time finally does arrive, the roar from Staples will be a thing to behold.

JUSTIN WILLIAMS’ HIT AND SCHUBERT’S ACADEMY AWARD WINNING PERFORMANCE

By now, you have probably heard of Justin Williams’ “hit” on Christoph Schubert. I use the term hit somewhat facetiously. Imagine seeing a friend of yours talking to another person. You haven’t seen him in a while, it’s a good friend and both of you are somewhat practical jokers. So you walk up to him from behind and give him a subtle nudge. He turns around and says “hey man, how are you?” You say you are fine and you each talk about the wife and kids. He then introduces you to the person with whom he is talking. Well, Williams’ contact with Schubert was slightly less violent than that nudge. Imagine again after giving the nudge to your buddy, he violently falls forward with his hands flailing in the air, screaming “oh my God!” and barreling over the guy with whom he was talking. Schubert’s reaction was just a hint less dramatic than that.

Here’s the video.

Even Kings’ beat writer Rich Hammond got caught up in the drama by writing, “[w]ith 1:59 remaining, Kings forward Justin Williams smashed Christoph Schubert from behind near the Atlanta bench, sending Schubert sprawling through the bench door. Williams got a five-minute penalty for checking from behind and a game-misconduct penalty.”

Smashed? Schubert’s performance must have been contagious.

IF YOU WERE RICH HAMMOND…

Let’s play “If I were Rich Hammond”. If you were him and you interviewed Greene, Brown, Terry Murray and Ersberg after tonight’s game against the Thrashers, what would you ask and what would they answer?

I’ll go first:

Hammond: “So coach, will you consider putting Scuderi in net for tomorrow’s game?”
Murray: “…what?”

Hammond: “What is the funniest thing you took out of this game tonight?”
Greene: “Um. I don’t know. Funniest? Fro’s voice is pretty funny.”

Hammond: “Are you going to throw any big hits this season?”
Brown: “**** you”

Hammond: “Who do you think was worse tonight, you or Quick?”
Ersberg: “…”

BREAKINGS NEWS: SOMETIMES WE SUCK

I was tempted to keep this post game write-up really short.  Like “There was a good line brawl” short.

However since there was no good hockey to be watched for Kings’ fans on this cold and useless night, I figured they might as well have something entertaining to read.  So grab a beer (I’ve got a Full Moon myself), sit back, and scroll down to Bobby’s post below between every paragraph for some much needed visual stimuli.

Did you check?  Nice, huh?  Good.

And now for the circus.

The Atlanta Thrashers’ have a unique home advantage only a few teams in the NHL get to utilize.  Energy and emotion are huge factors in a hockey game.   The fact that the Thrashers’ are able to get hyped up to play a vibrant game of hockey in an arena that has less people in the stands than there are voices in my head is an achievement worth noting.  The Kings’ were a little confused to start the game, not knowing whether they were in an NHL arena or a beer league (take another drink).  After 4 minutes of deciding whether they were on the ice or just having a horrible dream during their afternoon nap, the Kings started to play hockey when Wayne Simmonds broke the energy open by chipping the puck up ice and rushing in for the first quality chance of the game.  No goal on the play, but with that rush and 16 minutes left in the period, the game finally began.  From there, the momentum swung violently between the two clubs for the duration of the first, which ended scoreless.

Man that girl is pretty hot, and the beach isn’t so bad either.

Overall, the Kings were out-chancing the Thrashers’ by a wide margin.  Atlanta goalie Ondrej Pavelec made some brilliant saves and seemed to have venomous snakes hiding in his pads.  Only on HD TV’s could one see the little bite marks on all of the Kings’ sticks.  Chance after chance turned into turnover after turnover.

Take a good long look.  You’re going to need it.   Coincidentally, this Full Moon is a pretty tasty winter ale.

Halfway through a hard fought second period, a bit of bad luck and an unfortunate bounce gave rookie Evander Kane his 5th goal of the season.  Coming around the net with Anze Kopitar draped over him, Kane sent a centering feed that deflected off of Davis Drewiske in front of Jonathan Quick to put the first hole in the floodgates.  Mayhem ensued as in the next 5 minutes, the dynamite exploded and people ran in fear as the Thrashers’ grabbed the game by the crotch and squeezed.

2 minutes later, breakway Kovalchuk, 2-0.

Another 2 minutes, soft goal to Bogosian.  Why Quick?

Let’s try Ersberg.

2 minutes is really a long time, so this time, 1 minute.  Breakway Afinogenov, 4-0.  Game over.

Crap.  It’s only the end of the second.  I’ll be right back, I need another beer.  You should get one too.

Much better.

Now I’ll be honest.  I had business to attend to between periods.  I thought I would be back in time for the third but unfortunately, the second period had made me so sick that I needed to take a lap.  A lap turned to a beer.  A beer turned to another beer.  Finally I turned on the radio, fearing my TV screen wouldn’t listen.  7-0.  Well, at least the game was over.  Kovalchuk, Afinogenov and Kane each had a second goal.  Stat-padding bastards.

So what can we take away from this game besides a buzz and a hangover?

Well, goaltending turns out to be a bigger issue than we thought.  The ledge isn’t quite at our feet yet, but we are climbing the stairs.  Tonight we took a leap and skipped about 3.

The play with the puck needs to be seriously addressed.  This game was a series of blown chances and bad turnovers.  Is it nerves?  Is it miscommunication?  The Kings must find a balance between these random and violent fluxes between lacksadasical pond hockey and getting too excited to control the puck and make a proper pass.

Overall, how much should we panic?

Take a swig.  A big one.

Not much.

This was about as terrible a game as a team could possibly have played.  4-3 losses suck, but you can say it was close. 5-3 losses are pretty bad.  Can’t give up that many goals.  6-1, crap.  At least you weren’t shutout.

7-0?

It’s time for an Andy Murray type practice.  Run those boys ragged.  Make them sweat off about 10 pounds.  Let there be blood left on the ice.

But panic?  No.

Sometimes the team is going to suck.  It happens.  There are several issues that must be rectified, but if you have even the slightest amount of reason and hope mixed together in your tumultuous (and by now, fairly inebriated) brain, you will realize that this team has what it takes to bounce back.

They can still score goals.  Jonathan Quick is still a bright young goaltender with huge upside.

A rough patch.  That’s all. With a win tomorrow against Tampa Bay, it’s not even a patch.

It’s just a game.

Keep drinking.