So Rob Scuderi is hurt. This is not good. Luckily he is “day-to-two-day” or something along those lines, but he is definitely out for tomorrow’s game against the Florida Panthers.
His injury? Lower-body mystery of course. So let’s try and put our heads together and figure out what could be wrong with “The Stick” or “The Piece” or “Nails” or whatever we are calling him this week.
Maybe he has a bad charlie horse, a bruised bone or a sore hip? No, that’s too easy.
Bruised ego? Could be. Taking a hip check from Drew Doughty would put a lasting frown on my face too.
Let’s examine some elusive, but plausible maladies. If it were one of these, I would fully understand his embarrassment at keeping it under wraps.
Hammer toes? Sporadically clubbed foot? Ferocious fungus? Tickled testes? Spontaneously combusted and subsequently fused rump crack? Inflamed perineum? Coccyx camel toe? I don’t know what that is, but it sounds really bad. Maybe his knee caps are on strike and want to downsize and go green, like an Arrowhead bottle.
What do you think? Let’s hear some good ones.
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