KINGS FINISH PERFECT ROAD TRIP WITH A 3-2 VICTORY OVER THE DEVILS

The Devils are a talented group of players and for all the accolades showered upon our Kings by their announcers, we offer the same in return with sincerity.

The first period saw both teams generate chances with one exception – New Jersey kept their shots on goal and the Kings kept shooting wide. Apart from that, the Kings skated with New Jersey in every stride. The Devils got on board first with a beautiful cross ice pass from Zach Parise to the always fun to say Johnny Oduya. Oduya’s goal was fortuitous as it pinballed off Jack Johnson’s skate, rapidly changed direction, deflected off the inside of Quick’s right pad and ricocheted into the net. A questionable penalty call on Matt Greene against a net crashing Rob Niedermayer (who is living proof that the jersey can, in some cases, make or break a look as Rob looks imminently less inept and hate worthy without the CalTrans colors) gave the Devils’ a man advantage. The penalty call was apparently for “falling” as that is exactly what Niedermeyer did without any assistance from Greene. The Devils were a menace on the ensuing powerplay but the Kings’ stingy defense and Quick’s reflexes kept the deficit at one.

As the period wore on and despite playing less than 24 hours earlier against the Bruins, the Kings were getting stronger. The forwards were causing turnovers, the defensemen were standing the Devils’ forwards up at the blue line and there was a shift in momentum that the Devils had gained by the end of their powerplay.

The first period ended 1-0.

The second started with an amusing exchange between Cangialosi and Resche about the Kings’ old purple and gold jerseys and their pajama style superiority to the current colors. “Back to the things that do matter,” Cangialosi called. Indeed. An early turnover by Drew Doughty in the defensive zone, while attempting to send the puck at an angle behind the net to Scuderi, almost made the game 2-0 but an alert Jonathan Quick turned Zach Parise’s wrist shot away. New Jersey took the momentum back again for several minutes. The Kings were losing the neutral zone battles. Ted Purcell made a rare terrific defensive play by stripping Devils‘ captain Jamie Langenbrunner of the puck right in front of the net. New Jersey however kept coming and added to their lead on a Travis Zajac slap shot from near the top of the right circle. The play started on a shot by Wayne Simmonds that went through Brodeur’s crease and, hitting nobody, caused a three on two breakout for Devils. The shot, while hard and accurate, was stoppable and one Quick probably wants back.

By the half way point of the game, the Kings had not generated many shots or scoring chances against the near legendary Martin Brodeur – that is until 9:57 remaining in the second whereat Jack Johnson fired a rocket of a slap shot that Brodeur saved with his still lethal glove. Ted Purcell had another, gasp, good shift with hustle and aggressive forechecking. Doughty followed that with a dump that he chased, retrieved, and passed to Scuderi who had a solid shot on goal. On the next shift, Kopitar and Brown on an improvised Terry Murray line controlled the puck along the boards and Anze drew a penalty on Dean “who me?” McAmmond for tripping. The Kings didn’t have a shot on their earlier first powerplay of the game. On this second one, Ryan Smyth parked his rear end in front of the net. The Kings patiently cycled and passed the puck between Kopitar, Johnson, Doughty and Stoll. Stoll came within centimeters of cutting the lead in half but the leather tip of Brodeur’s glove sent the puck high and wide.

0 for 2 on the powerplay.

Once again, toward the end of the period, the Kings took the momentum.  The game got chippy. Matt Greene put Parise into the boards on Zach’s one man rush. Jack Johnson pushed and slammed New Jersey’s Greene into the boards in front of his own bench. With 28 seconds left in the period, Frolov, Handzus and Parse recovered the puck on a pesky forecheck and Parse’s pass from behind the net to Handzus ended in the back of the net.

You could feel it.

The goal was a game changer.

Going into the third, the shots were even at 14 each and the Devils only had 1 more scoring chance at 9.

Let’s

Go

Kings!!

L.A. owned the start of the third period. Forecheck, pressure, a front of the net presence and shots on goal. Simmonds looked like he was made of steel as Devils’ forwards and defensemen bounced off him. Richardson and Stoll used their quick first step to gain control of the puck along the boards. The Kings’ hard work was rewarded with a powerplay. Our boys however played better 5 on 5 as the Devils had two glorious short handed chances. The second missed the net by inches.

The Kings pressed on and spent most of the third period in the Devils’ zone. New Jersey would not quit but the Kings looked like a team that would not be denied. While short handed, Jonathan Quick’s glove hand made the save of the night with a sprawling robbery on Zubrus, which Resche called the best “no look save I have ever seen.” Zubrus is going to have nightmares tonight. Resche is technically wrong though. Quick saw it. On the replay, one can clearly see his head turned toward his glove. We’ll take the compliment regardless. Quick was sharp and made some big saves to keep the Devils’ lead at only one.

Johnny Oduya drew a penalty on what we will kindly call an “embellishment” with only 4 minutes left. Quick continued to stand tall. Ten feet tall and bullet proof to be exact.

Back to 5 on 5 hockey.

HE SCOOOOORES!!

Wayne Simmonds threw the puck at the net on a backhand from a sharp angle by the left circle and Ryan Smyth, where else, in front of the net deflected the puck past Martin Brodeur.

Then, with a minute left to go, Anze Kopitar drew a tripping penalty against Andy Greene. On the ensuing powerplay, Jack Johnson tossed the puck to Drew Doughty who made a deceptive fake, quick lateral move and fired a bullet at the net from the middle of the ice. The screaming puck passed Brodeur and grabbed the back of the net. Ryan Smyth and Dustin Brown were stationed in front of Marty’s mask. Brodeur may have never seen it. The Kings never let the Devils have the puck in the final remaining seconds.

What a road trip.

Our Team.

Our Time.

Go KIngs!

Post Game Tidbits:

- Brodeur’s puck handling skills are world class ridiculous. The trapezoid or “Marty Rule” is the only thing that keeps him from single handedly stifling any attempt at dump and chase hockey. Thankfully, the Kings limited that style of offensive zone entry mid way through the second period and played a better puck possession game.

- Jonathan Quick earned his 31st win of the season and it’s not February yet.

- Emrick and Resche made a point toward the end of the second period to discuss Jonathan Quick’s play and conclude that Quick was playing better and should trump Thomas as the Olympian goaltender.  I think our own Surly has been saying that for a few weeks. Coincidentally Brodeur is the only goalie that leads Quick in games played this season by only one.

- The Devils’ Zach Parise is one hell of a talent…pun intended.

- Parise, Zubrus and Zajac are fun to watch. The Kings are more fun.

GO KINGS!

TEAM OF DESTINY

This isn’t really the post game.

I’m going to leave that to Bobby a little later, because I know he’s going to be dying to write it.

For now, it is enough to say that the Kings, having just completed their first PERFECT 5 game road trip in team history, yes, as in, ever, are truly a team on the cusp of greatness.

The recent surge, resulting in not just the perfect road trip, but a 6 game winning streak, that if stretched to 7 when the Kings return to beat the Rangers on Tuesday, will match their total win output from all of last season. That’s right, last year, 34 wins in 82 games. This year it will be 34 wins in just 56 games.

It’s safe to say it now, since I have lost any doubt of the ability and fortitude of this Kings’ team.

Playoffs.

Here we come.

FRESH LEGS AND A COUPLE OF NEW LINES AGAINST THE DEVILS

Thomas Moore said hundreds of years ago, “The Devil, the proud spirit, cannot endure to be mocked.”

Perhaps that is what Terry Murray had in mind when he put Teddy Purcell back in the lineup alongside Michal Handzus and Alexander Frolov. The recent mainstay on that line, Brandon Segal, will be a healthy scratch tonight and will be joined off the ice with Raitis Ivanans. If it is not mocking for mocking sake, then coach Murray is no doubt playing on a couple of theories – first, he has been hinting at putting Purcell back in the lineup at some point. Ted has been a healthy scratch so many times this season, I doubt he has any other place left to itch. Second, the Kings are coming off a game against the Bruins last night that went into the extra frame and a shootout, a match our boys proudly won 3-2. Thus, fresh legs are, no doubt, a consideration.

The Kings’ lines are expected to look as follows:

Richardson-Kopitar-Simmonds

Smyth-Stoll-Brown

Frolov-Handzus-Purcell

Parse-Moller-Harrold

On a related note, Michigan Man Jack Johnson is also back in the lineup which means Randy Jones will hopefully see little to no ice time. With Jones on the ice, the only team getting mocked has been our own.

Go Kings!

KINGS BURN THROUGH BEAN TOWN

Your Los Angeles Kings did us proud today, beating the Boston Bruins 3-2 in the two teams’ second meeting in the shootout in as many weeks.

The game was a doozy, with both clubs pulling and gnawing and giving and pushing, basically from start to finish. While the Bruins’ had the clear edge in sustained attack time, the game featured an odd but highly entertaining mixture of tight, collapsing defense and speedy north-south hockey.

Much like their most recent win against Columbus, the Kings had to kill two penalties early in the 1st period. They managed to weather the storm, or rather, the breeze of the Bruins’ powerplay, and shortly after were rewarded with their own, which they took advantage of immediately. Kopitar, parked in his favorite stomping grounds on the high half-way, fired a pass onto Dustin Brown’s stick, who redirected the puck past Thomas from between the dots. The Kings looked to be in good shape heading into the 2nd period, despite consistent pressure from the Bruins and the Kings’ good fortune of Lucic playing like so many clovers crushed under foot, including one half empty net that he missed just prior to Browns’ goal. Jim Fox claims that Quick made the save, but I saw and heard pipe.

The tides were to turn for a time however, as the game changed when Mark Stuart leveled a distracted Kopitar. The hit was the perfect visage of clean, but Wayne Simmonds, doing right by his big Slovenian comrade, immediately got in the face of Stuart. The two had a short tussle, with Simmonds’ lander the finer (and meaner) blows. We all knew that Wayne was going to get an extra penalty. This situation was exactly what the NHL, GM’s, writers, bloggers and everyone has talked about and against lately, including our own Terry Murray, in which a fight is started because of a clean hit. Kopitar had his head down. He was injured. Stuart stayed on his feet, waited for Kopitar to touch the puck, and kept his elbow tightly tucked against his waist. So fine, give the Night Train the extra 2 for being so violently upset at the train that just ran over his star player. But really, was the instigator warranted here? He had a close quarters chatwith Stuart, and then the two mutually decided to throw down. In fact, they dropped the gloves at the exact same time. What’s more, Simmonds didn’t go out of position to confront Stuart, he was already standing right next to him when the hit occurred. So screw it, I even begrudge the ref the instigator. Forget the extra penalty for wearing a visor. Icing on a nasty cake.

Regardless, the Kings were forced to kill a four minute powerplay… kind of. Just 30 seconds into the kill, defensive aggressor and penalty neutralizer extraordinaire, Brad Richardson, gave Thomas’ glove a little tippy-tap as he skated by him after the goalie had gloved the puck. Now the hot headed Thomas didn’t particularly care for that, so he decided punching Richardson in the face with his stick hand was a good idea.

The Kings had several good chances on the 4-on-4 but came up empty. They marvelously killed the rest of Simmonds’ second penalty. It seemed like the craziness was over, but then with just 29 damn seconds to go of this maddening special teams’ play, Scuderi threw a cross check that got him a seat next to Simmonds and the Kings a 2-man disadvantage. Don’t worry, don’t worry, they killed it.

But they didn’t kill the Bruins’ surging momentum. With just under 5 minutes to play in the period (still the 2nd… will this game ever end?), Brandon Segal shot the puck over the boards. The penalty kill started well enough, Handzus won a clean face-off to Drew Doughty, who had room to clear, or he thought he did. He didn’t notice the spine of a linesman was in his way. Savard gathered the puck and quickly fed Marco Sturm, who waited, and waited and waited, as everyone else on both teams flew by him, and finally fired a wrist shot over Quick’s right pad to tie the game.

But no, the penalties don’t end there. After a Kings’ powerplay faded away, Scott Parse tripped Savard with just 21 seconds to go in the period.

The Bruins’ scored on the remaining part of Parse’s penalty to start the third period. David Krejci rushed the puck over the blueline and fed a crashing Recchi, who tipped the puck past a sliding Quick. Everyone looked stupid on the play. Handzus was beaten by Krejci wide, Scuderi left the front of the net to play Krejci, Doughty was slow coming off the bench and neither he or a nearby Frolov noticed Recchi barreling towards the goaltender. Bruins lead.

“Damn,” I thought to myself, “We had this one.” I cursed Simmonds’ momentarily, who was still wasting away in the sin bin, but then I remembered something. This Kings’ team is different. This is new.

This is a team that can not play their best, or have a team (albeit a pretty bad one at the moment), fire everything they have at them, and still pull through.

Who better than turn it into high gear, than Anze Kopitar, who with his 23rd goal of the season has once again broken the 1 + point-per-game barrier. It was a classic. Once again in his prized haunt, Kopitar fired a dirty wrist shot by Thomas’ ear, which is probably still ringing.

Overtime it is.

The Bruins’ dominated the 4-on-4 action, but neither team can break the tie.

Overtime it was.

Chara tried to kick things off, but after a delay that saw the Zamboni come out for a second pass around Thomas’ net, the long-necked beast forgot what he wanted to do with his attempt. Chara tried a slapshot only feet in front of Quick, but whiffed. Haha.

Kopitar then made Thomas look the fool. Here it is in another language.

I repeat. Ha. Ha.

Wheeler… nothing.

Brown, nothing.

Ryder, bastard wrist shot.

Handzus, nothing.

Savard spun Quick around full circle before scoring.

Smyth did not only score on the goaltender, but scored with the goaltender, scaring Thomas fully into his net, along with the puck.

Bergeon, Moller, Recchi, yawn.

Stoll comes up with a mean wrister that rings Thomas’ good ear.

Kings win. Party time. Excellent.

Couples random notes, or things Scribe thinks are called tidbits:

Blake Wheeler falls down a lot.

Peter Harrold wasn’t nearly as sharp as he has been.

Doughty seemed asleep for half the game.

Kopitar is back.

Boston fans behind Claude Julien need to take their ridiculous costumes off and hang themselves.

Manchester Monarch fan behind Terry Murray needs to put away her phone… before she eats it.

I am more convinced than ever that Jonathan Quick will supplant Tim Thomas in goal for the U.S. Olympic team (weigh in on that here if you haven’t already voted).

Satan’s face is horrifying. Kill it.

Jones is still terrible.

One linesman goes down with a puck to the spine. Another busts his knee up. Karma.

GO KINGS GO

DO YOU SENSE IT?

Since we beat the Red Wings, there has been an increasing quiet confidence about this team that permeates through every player. Each game, they look and play like a team that expects to win. Confidence. Talent. Effort. You can see it with their play. You can hear it in their interviews. You can sense it in everything the team does.

The Kings have turned a corner.

I love my Kings. Our Kings. Go Kings!

KINGS LEAVE JACKETS BLUE – DEFEAT COLUMBUS 4-1

If you only watched the first 7 minutes of the game and were forced to guess the final score, chances are good that you would not have guessed a Kings’ victory.  You sure as hell would not have come up with a 4-1 butt kicking. The start was slow. The middle and end frames were a thing of beauty.

Jonathan Quick and a few fortunate bounces were the reason the game remained scoreless until just under 9 minutes left in the first period. The Kings survived the Blue Jackets’ attack, including two penalty kills. At the 8:55 mark, Alexander Frolov did what he does best – control the puck – and made a nice pass to Matt Greene who rocketed a slap shot past Mason.  The period ended with the 1-0 score.

The second saw the Blue Jackets lose their intensity while the Kings enhanced theirs. After a nice defensive play by Sean O’Donnell, the Kings broke out of the defensive zone, and Ryan Smyth took a pass from Wayne Simmonds. He then dropped the puck to Kopitar who did not shoot immediately (but subtly faked as if he intended to), broke to the left circle and sent a laser to the top corner and past Columbus goaltender Chris Mason.  The goal was a small milestone for Anze – the 100th of his young career.

The Kings elevated their game in the third and received goals from Ryan Smyth on a small scrum in front of the net. Dustin Brown who threw the puck in that direction received the assist. The Kings then scored number 4 by, who else, Anze Kopitar on a, gasp, powerplay – specifically a 5 on 3 or was it a one man advantage?  It doesn’t matter. It was a power play goal.

Shut out?

No.

Antione Vermette picked up the puck on a partially broken play from Kristian Huselius and put a wrist shot past Quick that deflected off O’Donnell. Damn.

After a 4-1 victory, you would expect to have had one team dominate the other. That really never happened tonight. Columbus simply could not convert on their chances and much of that credit goes to Quick for his excellent positioning and quick…er, speedy reflexes.  The Kings defense also receives much praise for breaking up nearly a dozen potentially solid scoring chances by having their sticks in passing lanes and bodies all over Columbus forwards. The Kings are at their best when they play a team game. This was a team victory with contributions from all four lines and a stellar performance by Jonathan Quick.

A FEW TIDBITS:

- How good is Ryan Smyth?  Answer: Very. He is every goalie’s nightmare. Mason may have a few of those tonight.

- Dustin Brown was all business. I didn’t see him smile once, not even after being directly or indirectly involved in a couple of goals.

- Matt Greene should do what he did tonight more – what did he do? Get involved in the offense. He has a hard and heavy shot. Shoot more Matt, shoot much more.

- I want to have a beer with Ken Hitchcock. He looks like the type of guy with whom you can do that.

- Kopitar almost had a hat trick. With under 7 minutes in the third…ping!

- Does our team kick ass on the road or what?

- Jack Johnson suffered an upper body injury.  More vague and inconclusive statements to follow.

GO KINGS!

MAPLES LEAFS ARE NO MATCH FOR KINGS

“That’s how we do it boys!” exclaimed Wayne Simmonds as he congratulated his teammates for scoring their first power play in 6 games, giving them an early 1-0 league against Canada’s red-headed step child, the Toronto Maple Leafs.

That is how we do it. That’s how we should always do it.

The Kings skated their way to a 5-3 win over the league’s 3rd worst team who remains in hot competition for projected 1st overall draft pick, the goofy, slanty-eyed Taylor Hall. Wait, I’m sorry, they would need their first round pick for that… Boston didn’t play tonight, but they managed a win nonetheless.

Southern California’s finest marked their territory to the north off goals by Doughty, Johnson, Stoll, Smyth and Frolov, spurred on by a dynamite 3 assist game from Captain Dustin Brown.

The Leafs, from a purely textual view of the game, appeared to be in it late as they staved off 18 minutes of unrelenting cycling by the Kings in the 3rd period and came within 1 of tying off Niklas Hagman’s second pretty goal of the game. Hagman, who played the role of Phil Kessel for the Leaf’s tonight, beat Jonathan Quick cleanly twice on wrists shots good for his 19th and 20th goals of the season. No matter. It was an illusion. The Leaf’s never stood a chance.

Blame their porous defense, Jonas Gustavsson’s propensity to giving up the top corners or some strange curse that just must be keeping genius GM Brian Burke from icing a competitive team, but ultimately you will come back around to what a solid, strong game the Kings played. The forecheck was endless, the backchecks on target. Save for a couple of mistakes that led to the 3 surrendered goals, the Kings played a near perfect game, never giving more than a shade’s worth of possession time to the Leafs. In fact, I believe I counted only one sustained forecheck for the home team. I’d like to gloat more, but this is what should be expected from this Kings’ team now. No excuse not to put a hurt on a bottom-feeder.

After Drew Doughty got the scoring going with a powerful laser form the point on the powerplay, Nikolai Kulemin tied the game for the Leafs. While the scoreboard read 1-1 at the end of the first period, even the Leafs announcers didn’t have much to say other than gush over how well the Kings were playing. The Kings picked up where they left off in the 2nd period, when Dustin Brown plowed down the right wing, stick-handled his way behind the Leafs’ net and made a perfect pass to the middle that Jack Johnson one-timed home for a 2-1 lead. Hagman soon tied the game back up, but must have just pissed off the Kings in the process. The Kings came back from his goal and never let up. Brown continued playing one of his better games of the season, walking out of the corner to hit a free and clear Jarrett Stoll to regain the lead. Smyth then scored what I believe was his first goal of the season that originated off his stick outside of the blue paint. Smyth took a feed from Brown at the circle, took a step to the middle and beat the creepy-looking Toronto goalie cleanly from the right face-off dot.

Frolov sealed the game for the Kings on an empty-netter in the final minute, but the game was over long before. All 3 of the Leafs goal came off the rush, all due to one minor misstep off the boards by the Kings defense. Quick was not as his sharpest, though he did rob Jeff Finger in the final frame, but he didn’t need to be as the Kings didn’t give him much opportunity to be tested. The game was like watching a record skipping on a turntable, with successive Kings’ line cycling around the inept Toronto defense.

I will give the Leads some credit. Not for anything that happened on the ice, but how the action on the ice was portrayed.

I am often very critical and annoyed by the broadcast crews for NHL games, the Kings being no exception. I am not referring to on-air talent, but rather, the directors, assistant directors and technical coordinators sitting in a booth. Most hockey games I watch feature either a lack of abundance of camera cuts, never in proper rhythm of the game, as if hockey directors do not actually understand the sport which they are responsible for broadcasting, but simply respond to what they consider to be fun or interesting shots. Alternate camera angles are not used properly and cuts are either ahead of or behind the play at hand.

Not so in Toronto. Those guys get it. Though I was watching on NHL’s gamecenter thanks to a free trial offer (as I’m sure the rest of you were as well), I got to witness one of my first full broadcasts out of Toronto and I was thoroughly impressed. Cuts were appropriately timed on the action and never distracting. Every camera was utilized properly, never lagging on some bogus close-up while the play had progressed beyond the scope of the on-air frame. The pacing of the telecast matched that of the game. So bravo Toronto broadcast crew, my hat’s off to you.

Back to the game, I can not recall a single Kings player who had an remarkably poor game. This was the definition of playing a team, every player getting involved and making the right kind of plays. Persistence pays off.

2 more points.

There’s another ‘p’ word that’s on the tip off my tongue. I think I know it, but I’m scared to say it.

Maybe the readers can help me figure it out.

D’OH CANADA. KINGS BEAT LEAFS 5-3

The Kings entered game 2 of their road trip at the Air Canada Centre against the struggling Maple Leafs. Toronto’s playoff chances are slim and none and, after tonight, slim may have left town.  Grab your Molson Canadian beer, national healthcare card and a few loonies and let’s head to a hockey game.

The first period saw both teams exchanging goals. Drew Doughty fired a cannon to give the Kings a 1-0 lead at the 8:33 mark. Nikolai Kulemin tied the game on a harmless looking shot from the left boards that either surprised Quick or he misplayed it. Michigan Man, Jack Johnson gave the Kings back the lead early in the second on a nice slap shot that went through four players in front of the net, including Maple Leafs’ goaltender Jonas Gustavsson.  The Leafs tied the game on a rare Rob Scuderi turnover. Niklas Hagman took the puck, drove to the net and placed a hard wrist shot in the top corner.

The scoreboard however didn’t tell the real story. The Kings were manhandling the Maple Leafs. Toronto appeared to struggle with the size of the Kings forwards who cut through the Leafs’ defense like, to coin a Maple Leafs’ between periods announcer, a knife through hot butter.

That knife came in the form Dustin Brown, Jarret Stoll and Ryan Smyth in the second period. Dustin checked Wayne Primeau, kicked snow in his face, took his girlfriend and the puck, skated to the net and a helpless Gustavsson watched Brown make a cross ice pass to Stoll who tapped it into the net.  Minutes later, Ryan Smyth used the pressure created by Brown in the Leafs’ zone on the rush and ringed a perfect wrist shot off the post and into the net.

The third period resembled the first two – a hard skating and fast-forward style of hockey where the Kings cycled at will and gobbled valuable minutes. Toronto had an excellent scoring chance near the 14 minute mark of the third on a pass by Kessel to Finger who had an open half of the net but Jonathan Quick gave Jeff the finger on a sprawling save. By the mid way point of the third, the Leafs had generated two shots on goal, a tribute to the Kings very stingy defense. Quick didn’t get a lot of work but he was sharper in the third when he had to be, unlike the shaky preceding two.

The blue team cut the Kings lead to 1 on Hagman’s second goal of the game late in the third and with Gustavsson watching from the bench. Seconds later however, the Leafs 6 man unit forgot about the puck and the Kings broke toward an empty net 3 on 1. Frolov received the gift and put the nail in the proverbial coffin to give the Kings a 5-3 victory.

Thoughts & Tidbits

1. After the mid way point of the first period, someone stole the referee’s whistle. The zebras, especially in the second, let the Maple Leafs hook, hold, trip and everything else. No blood, no foul I suppose though I am not complaining too much. The Kings got away with a few as well.

2. Murray appeared to change the lines throughout the game.  I saw Moller on the 4th and 2nd lines. I also saw Frolov jumping around. Maybe it was my imagination.

3. Michal Handzus played big and mean. He went where he wanted and any Maple Leaf in his way received his wrath.

4. Kudos to Dustin Brown. He was everywhere tonight. He too looked like a man among boys. Resistance was futile.

5. If you took a shot for every time Kopitar shot the puck wide, you would be drunk by the third.

6. I expected a more violent game tonight.  I suppose Murray did as well since he put Ivanans on the ice. So much for that.

SINCE WHEN IS A PERSON A CEILING FIXTURE?

Since I screwed up and neglected to notice that the delay to start the third period against the Red Wings was indeed because of a suicidal or simply insane Detroit fan who climbed the rafters and not some fixture that might have come crashing down. That’s when.

My mistake.

Chalk one up for the security staff at the Joe.

As for the crazed fan who found his way onto the high beams…

Can you blame him?

KINGS KICK FEATHERED TIRES TO CURB, 3-2

As I sit here in the home of an enemy, writing to you on a Red Wings fans’ laptop, I can’t help but smile.

Part of it is because when he graciously, albeit bitterly, granted me permission to write this on his computer against his better judgment, I opened to find the browser opened to a google search for “la kings sucks balls”.

You’ll be happy to know that if you type such a blasphemous thing into google, you are given a list that begins with “Rhino records sucks balls”, a porn site, of course, and some Kings’ fans’ blogs exclaiming how the Coyotes suck balls as well as the Ducks announcers.

All is right with the universe on this night, and the Kings sit in the hockey god’s good graces. The Kings came from behind to dominate the game at the apparently defunct Joe Louis Arena where play was almost stalled indefinitely to start the third as a ceiling fixture was in danger of crashing down on the heads of Red Wings fans’ who, at the time were unaware of their team’s impending collapse. Had they looked harder, they would have noticed a trend that started towards the latter half of the first period. Though the Wings’ led by 2, off goals by Filpulla, a defensive breakdown on the minuscule but mighty shoulders of Oscar Moller, and the always atrocious Todd Bertuzzi, a 2 man advantage deflection goal due to a bad call from the back ref on Wayne Simmonds for tripping, the Kings decided this game was theirs to win.

The Kings brought the play to the Red Wings soon after their 2 goal lead was gained and they never relented. Anze Kopitar’s new line was buzzing with Brad Richardson and Wayne Simmonds demonstrating to our prized star forward the daring and proper way to play the game. Ryan Smyth, Jarret Stoll and Dustin Brown, a line I’ve wanted to see since the Smyth trade was announced, bullied their way into to constant possession as expected. Frolov, Handzus and Purcell generated their share of scoring chances, and though Oscar Moller’s line gave up a goal, they served their purpose with Segal crashing and banging, Moller playing smart (besides the one breakdown) and Parse playing with the reckless abandon of putting the puck on net that has benefited him so much. That attitude was rewarded when he blindly threw the puck to the middle, distinctly aware of Richardson’s presence in front of the net, who scored the game-winning goal by tipping in the telekinetic pass.

Before that occurred however, the Kings had to tie the game. Anze Kopitar got the first of his three points when he took a cue from former linemate Smyth, and jumped into the blue paint where a deflected puck awaited him behind the over active Jimmy Howard. Richardson and Simmonds assisted. Then, after spending the near entirety of the second period in the Red Wings’ zone, the Kings continued that type of aggressive play that defines Terry Murray at his best, until Peter Harrold was rewarded with his first goal of the season. Kopitar started the play, carrying the puck down the left side, miraculously pulling off a pass while laying face-up on the ice, to Simmonds, who fed an open and streaking Harrold. Harrold beat Howard cleanly, because, in the words of my Red Wings’ friend, “way to not challenge the shooter Howard!”

The Wings had a short spurt of life after Harrold’s tying goal, tickling the ample paranoia hairs on the backs of even the most optimistic of Kings’ fans’ necks. However Quick came up big, as he had been all game, and the Kings promptly turned play back in their favor and kept it that way until the final buzzer. The Wings did have a late power play that probably would have made me more tense had the silly Wings’ fan not just skipped forward accidentally only moments earlier, revealing the final score of 3-2 on the tape delayed recording.

While the Wings were guilty of what the Kings oft used to be, namely only playing 25 minutes of good hockey, they do deserve credit for not giving the Kings the middle of the ice for most of the game, despite the constant pressure against them. The Kings, however, deserve all the more credit for never faltering or wavering after a highly unfortunate and partially terrible first 10 minutes of the game.

This game was big. The Kings hold on to their playoff spot and gain a 3 point lead over the encroaching Red Wings.

All I can think now is, screw Toronto.

GO KINGS GO!

JACK JOHNSON: THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE INTERNET SPIRIT

Jack Johnson comes to us in various forms. First, there is Jack Johnson, the player. The player is the one we see on the ice who wears number 3 and we listen and read about in interviews.  Then, there is the “father”, that is Jack Johnson’s father who coincidentally is also named Jack Johnson.  The third is an internet personality who posts on message boards. He claims to be Jack Johnson’s best friend, has posted photos with Jack and discussed Jack’s opinions & adventures on websites. You can find this on-line spirit on forums such as letsgokings and hfboards, among others.  This holy hockey trinity of the father, son and internet spirit comprise of the Jack Johnson that we love, like a little, try to understand and hope to one day blossom into a defensively responsible and offensively productive fixture on the Los Angeles Kings’ blue line.

Unfortunately however, Jack Johnson’s (the player’s) career with the Kings has seen its share of melodrama, rumors and controversy.  We should not be surprised by same considering that Jack’s trade to the Kings followed his refusal to join the Carolina Hurricanes (a catalyst to the trade) because he wanted to play another season at Michigan.  Perhaps we should be even less surprised that Jack’s current drama is about his playing days at Michigan and his former coach, Red Berenson.

The full extent of the article from which I reference Dean Lombardi’s quotes can be found on the frozenroyalty.net blog here. I have skipped the editorial comments and fill by the author and focused on the quotes.  Dean told the interviewer:

    This guy has never had any coaching [at the University of Michigan]. Jack just did what he wanted.  Michigan is the worst.  For hockey people, if you’ve got a choice between a kid—all things being equal—one’s going to Michigan and one’s going to Boston University, you all want your player [going to Boston University]. Michigan’s players—[head coach] Red [Berenson] doesn’t coach. It’s ‘do what you want.’ He gets the best players in the country.”

Nothing stated above was an insult to Jack Johnson.  The reason I use the word “insult” will become clear later. To state that Jack Johnson never had any coaching is akin to stating that he had no direction. He was given free reign because he was, as Dean points out, talented and within the category of what Dean labels one of “the best players in the country.”

Dean then continues,

    “Jack was a thoroughbred out there.  But he was all over the place. He was awful as a hockey player. As an athlete, you’re going, wow! Look at the way he skates, shoots, he can pass. But he had no idea where he was going.”

One of the key statements that has lit this emotional flame are “he was awful as a hockey player.”  Notice first that Dean uses the word “was”.  ”Was” is past tense, as in “used to be” and this past reference points to Jack’s playing days while at Michigan.  Further, Dean’s words were “as a hockey player.” That is not the same as stating “he was an awful hockey player.”  The words “as a” expresses a role, which I believe Dean specifically implied to be a “defenseman.” This is made clear by his later quote, below.  Let’s use a thoroughbred as an example, since Dean compares Jack to one, figuratively speaking of course. A thoroughbred can be utilized “as a” racing horse, for show jumping, polo, dressage (competitive horse training) or fox hunting.  Thoroughbreds are known for their raw and natural agility, speed and spirit.  Dean Lombardi tells us that Jack Johnson is known for his athleticism, which he exclaims with a “wow”, as well as his “skating”, “shooting” and “passing.”  A compliment? Even to the most cynical mind, yes.

Dean goes on to state that,

    “[a]t times, he was playing forward at Michigan.  You had no idea what position he was playing. But he had always been the star and he always got his numbers.”

Lombardi explains that despite his “rover” status, Jack still flourished. A rover however does not fit into the NHL model, not in any real star capacity. Players have roles and exceptional players play their roles exceptionally.

We continue:

    “Then he turns pro and for the first time, we’re telling him ‘whoa, just make the first pass and learn to play in your own end.’ How about making a read in your own end about the right guy to pick up? He was awful.”

So Jack’s status becomes that of a professional hockey player but, due to his training (or lack thereof) at Michigan, he hasn’t mastered the fundamentals of playing defense – his “role.” We saw first hand and know through personal knowledge the truth of Dean’s words. Jack Johnson, with all the skating, passing and shooting ability that defined his potential, struggled at the simple plays, nearly all of them in the defensive zone. His hockey game was checkers, not chess, built on speed and a straight line that permeated through his experience as an end to end magician with the puck. The NHL however is not made of magic. It is made of big, mean and talented veterans that plant you on your behind when you take unnecessary risks with the puck. Hockey players are built of steel and fly with force, not feathered wings.

That brings us again to the word “awful,” the second time Dean used it within a sentence and twice preceded with “was” but also preceded with the context in which Jack was awful – the fundamentals of playing defense at a professional level in the NHL. Nowhere does Lombardi state that Jack was a bad hockey player. Rather, he limits the word to his play in limited capacities – certain aspects of playing defense such as “making the first pass.”

    “It was a big risk for us to trade for him.   There was all that hype and stuff because he’s just like a thoroughbred. It’s like looking at a horse and saying wow! But then he gets on the track and he has no clue how to run the race. He might even run in the wrong direction. That was Jack. [He was] really raw.”

Everything stated in this quote is a confirmation of Dean’s previous statement – Jack was skilled, Jack had innate talent, watch Jack skate, watch Jack shoot, but what he lacked was proper training to apply that talent to his role and learn how to be a professional hockey defenseman.

    Here again, you’ve got a kid who’s got to change his game and he can change a game, going end-to-end, getting you out of your own end.  It was like, ‘you’re not good enough at that not to do these other things that you’ve never done.’”

So Jack had to adapt and grow as a player to fit the NHL style.  Jack was not fundamentally sound enough yet to play fast and loose.  This is highlighted by Dean’s reference to “other things that you’ve never done.”

    Now try and convince him of that after [he has] been told how great [he is throughout his] life, [he has] played in the US Development Program, [he was] at Michigan, everything [was] great, great, great. Now [he is] in the pros and it’s ‘what do you mean? I’m Jack Johnson.’”

The quotes here lose some translation due to the interviewer’s overly liberal use of the bracket.  Assuming the brackets do not take away from context and content, this quote implies that an ego was at play.  Say it isn’t so – was anyone at anytime under the misunderstanding that professional athletes don’t have enormous egos?  In Jack’s case, his was large enough to tell the general manage (Jim Rutherford) who drafted him third overall in the 2005 NHL entry draft that he wasn’t going to play for the Hurricanes. Jack came into the NHL with colossal confidence that shined in his eyes and swelled from every smirk and which, not so coincidentally, was one very specific reason Dean traded for him – a tiger that needed to be taught (not tamed) with all the potential in the world.

    He struggled with it.  ‘What do you mean, you’re criticizing me?’ Yeah, [I am]. When these kids come up now, this might seem totally abnormal to you, because anyone else growing up probably got slapped around [figuratively speaking] as you were learning your career or anything you’re learning. But these kids are all told how great they are.”

So the younger generation of hockey players are more cocky, less humble and have a larger sense of self and entitlement than the veterans did when the latter entered the league. In other words, they are a reflection of society and each generation’s evolution.

    He didn’t start believing that [he] might have to start doing this until the middle of last season.”

A direct compliment to Jack – Dean tells us that the message sunk in.  What he didn’t understand in the beginning, he now understood.

    [Kings head coach Terry Murray, also known as Murph] is a great teacher. Thank God for Murph. He was really a smart player, nowhere near as talented. [He told Jack to] slow down and take it a step at a time. Slowly, he’s gotten better. He’s certainly had his ups and downs. But that’s why he made the Olympic team, because this guy is hard to play against.”

More compliments showered upon Jack Johnson. He listened to his coach.  He progressed. It wasn’t always easy but he has already reaped the rewards through his Olympic selection.

    What’s good about it was that [Johnson] was eleventh on the depth chart at the beginning of the year.  By November, he had risen to the top eight, and in Jack’s case, he went from ten to eight, to seven.”

He has only gotten better, not just in the eyes of the Olympics but in Dean’s as well. Jack Johnson is more important to the Kings today than he was when he first joined the team.

    “Two weeks ago, at the [NHL] Board of Governors meeting, [we met] and I couldn’t promote my own guy, so the other guys would come in—it was out of my hands.  [Johnson] was in the top six on everybody’s ballot. I was really proud of him.”

The words “I was really proud of him” are critical to understanding Dean’s mindset and the context within which his words are spoken. He did not say, “good for him.” He linked Jack’s accomplishments to a sense of Dean’s own pride, akin to what a person would do when he cares for the other.

    Jack Johnson, three years ago, was all highlight film stuff.  But the trouble is, the highlight film stuff was only once every three games. In between, it was all fire drills. [He just had to] simplify [his game]. No highlights. The highlights will come back once you start to simplify.”

Dean expands on his earlier statements.  Walk before you run, run before you race.

    For him to transition from highlight film to doing all this other stuff, you’re not getting that high-end stuff right now while he’s learning.  But you’re hoping the [solid defensive play] becomes second nature. He still has to think about it. But when that becomes second nature, now recognize when you can put on your show.”

It’s a constant learning process.  Anyone disagree?  Hockey mirrors life.

    It’s still a work in progress.  I’ve had a lot of young defensemen. They’re always hard to break in anyway. He’s been unique because, like I said, he was a thoroughbred who just ran.”

Lombardi only compared Jack to his other younger defensemen in one respect – defensemen generally take longer to develop. He then immediately distinguished Jack from the others with an enormous acclaim – Jack was a “unique” talent.

    I think his learning curve is going to continue to go up.  It hasn’t spiked. I think every area of his game has improved, but it has to continue.”

Do these words need an explanation?  He presents Jack with approval and the utmost confidence.

So that leaves us with Jack’s response.  For that, we go to the latimes.com article here.  Take note of the title and the use of the word “irate” when describing Jack Johnson’s response.  Helene Elliott’s use of that word is designed to condition her reader to interpret Jack’s statements with a sense of anger.  Had the title read “Jack Johnson responds to GM Lombardi’s statements about him and Michigan,” would the article have had the same impact?  But I digress.  Let us go to the thoroughbred’s (read: horse’s) mouth.

    I’m a Michigan man. I’m very proud of it. I wouldn’t want to have it any other way.”

On the surface, one reads this as a defense of Michigan. It is so much more however. The use of the words “I am a Michigan man” is a bold and self labeling statement akin to “I am an American” when confronted with an attack to national pride.  What Jack misses is the past tense some of us wish he had used – that elusive word “was.” You see, Jack Johnson “was” a Michigan man. Since the trade to Los Angeles, he has been and “is a Los Angeles King.” If Jack defines his heart and mind, character and soul as that of the university he attended for two years and from which he did not graduate, rather than the team for which he has played and by which he will have been paid for three years in March of this year, then should Kings fans, management, coaches and players have concern?  ”Who do you play for?” Herb Brooks asked his players that ultimately won the gold metal at Lake Placid when he wanted to pursue their sense of identity. Remember the answers before they found it. Remember them thereafter.  Who do you play for Jack?

    Michigan has produced more NHL players than any other school. Even the U.S. development program, people rip that and they just don’t know anything about it and don’t know what they’re talking about.”

The first statement is one of fact. The second is one of pride and in defense of Michigan with an acknowledgment that Dean Lombardi is not alone in his criticism (as evident by the word “people”).

Referring to Red Berenson, Jack Johnson said that he “is one of the finest coaches and men that I’ve met.”

A sense of loyalty – to his former coach.  Understandable.

    For my general manager to rip me as a person and criticize me as a person and as a player and call me an awful hockey player is irresponsible and unprofessional.”

Dean Lombardi at no point directly or indirectly criticized Jack Johnson as a “person.” Not once was there a personal attack. Dean focused each and every word on the player that Jack used to be at Michigan, at the one he was when he first came here, at the confidence and ego he showed in himself upon his arrival, at the progress Jack has made, at his accomplishments and the “pride” that has given Dean to watch Jack’s growth and development.  Dean pointed clearly to Jack’s former “awful” status (in limited aspects of his game) as what he used to be – not is. I wonder if Jack was asked how he would describe himself for the first full season and up to a couple of months ago as a hockey player, what would he say?  Would he look at his team worst plus/minus rating? Would he consider his turnovers, giveaways and defensive breakdowns? Would he look at his improvement? Would he describe himself as anything other than “trying to get better every game.”

So, what do we make of all this?  By “this” I refer to the words spoken, written and reaction that has stormed through the internet.  Perhaps we should first ask why Gann Matsuda (Lombardi’s interviewer) did not ask the following questions:

“Have you spoken with Jack about his development at Michigan and how you believe that has slowed his progress?”

“Has that issue been raised by coaching staff to help him internalize the habits he needs to break and the new ones he has to learn?” and, as follow up, “What has been done in that regard?”

“Do you believe Jack may take offense to your statements about Michigan and Red Berenson? He seems to carry a lot of pride in his days there.”

I will bite my tongue as to the rest. It unnecessarily distracts from my point.  It is simply unfortunate that Matsuda’s editorial comments between quotations (similar to Elliott’s tag of “irate” in her title, though Elliott’s was on a lesser scale) attempted to lead the reader to only one reasonable conclusion as to the intent of Dean Lombardi’s spoken words.

Perhaps that was not the interviewer’s motivation and I do believe that Dean Lombardi’s statements about Michigan and Red Berenson could have been better phrased while maintaing the substance the Kings’ general manager intended to convey.  Perhaps when one actually reads Dean Lombardi’s words with care, one sees that there was no ill will, no malicious intent and certainly no desire to lash out at one of the franchise’s prized assets.

Then again, another way to look at all this is that this whole ordeal has just been a terrible misunderstanding – you see, the player that wears number 3 for the Kings isn’t even Jack Johnson. Our defenseman was born John Joseph Louis Johnson III.  This isn’t about John.  It’s about some guy named Jack who used to play for Michigan. Who cares about that anyway.

A DEFINING VICTORY – KINGS BEAT SABRES 4-3 IN SHOOTOUT

Effort.

60 minutes of hard charging action.

Everything that is great about hockey.

The Buffalo Sabres are an absolute pleasure to watch. At times, I felt like the Kings were defending against five forwards. But our boys came into this game prepared – ready to face an offensive juggernaut of a team and a strategy from the drop of the puck not to fall back, collapse, and passively defend against the charge but to defend the Sabres’ attack with…well, an attack of their own.

The Kings started the scoring with Brad Richardson’s perfect deflection on Drew Doughty’s shot from the point. The first period ended 1-0 but didn’t last long into the second. Less than 30 seconds in, Sean O’Donnell deflected a centering pass by Clarke MacArthur. The Sabres took the lead on a power play goal by Tim Connolly.  Video replay called back Oscar Moller’s ensuing goal (they ruled that Oscar knocked the puck in with his glove) and while you could feel a small deflation in the crowd, it didn’t translate to the Kings’ bench. With under a minute in the second, Sean O’Donnell scored his second goal of the game (sarcasm intended) on a slap shot that Ryan Miller never saw because Michal Handzus planted his rear end directly in front of the Buffalo goaltender’s mask.

Another early period goal in the third put Buffalo ahead 3 to 2 but the Kings never quit. Near the half way mark, Dustin Brown made a pass to Jarret Stoll on the right side, Stoll sent a quick cross ice pass to Ryan Smyth, and somehow Smyth got around the Sabres’ defender and fortuitously had the puck deflect off his skate and into the net. Stick, skate, shin or head, it doesn’t matter. That goal was all hustle. At times, I give thanks to the hockey gods for bringing us Ryan Smyth.

Neither team could put it away in the third. The Kings dominated overtime but Ryan Miller was equal to the task.

Here we go…

Kings Shooter 1: Kopitar: We all wondered…forehand, backhand, slide it under Miller’s pads? Yes..and no. Kopitar went to the same move but rather than put the puck underneath Miller’s pads, he roofed it over the goaltender’s glove and beat Miller clean.

Sabres Shooter 1: Stafford: A quick deke, with speed and a wicked wrist shot over Quick’s pad.

Kings Shooter 2: MFJohnson: The same move as Kopitar, beautifully executed but the puck just deflected off Miller’s glove. Jack had him beat but alas…

Sabres Shooter 2: Pominville: A gifted offensive player and it appeared he tried to go 5 hole against Quick. Not a great choice. Jonathan doesn’t lead the league in shootout wins for nothing.

Kings Shooter 3: Brownie: Dustin faked me out with that forehand move as I fell to the floor. Miller too flinched and that is all Brown needed to go to the backhand and send the puck over Miller and to the back of the net.

Sabres Shooter 3: Connolly: The Sabre that scored the go ahead goal made a very nice move, forehand, backhand, and I had to watch the replay three times to believe the save by Quick.  Jonathan, in full splits, while his body was moving back, and upper body turning left, made a save with his right pad…Gumbie has nothing on our star goalie.

I could be critical of certain Kings’ players, but I won’t. I won’t because this is, at the end of the night, a team game and this Kings’ team came out to win. I am so very proud of our players. This was a defining game and the definition was passion, pride and…you thought I was going there didn’t you…

Post Game Tidbits:

- I had to laugh at Terry Murray’s post game quote that he “hates” the shootout. I am with you coach.

- Happy Birthday Jonathan Quick. 24th year, 26th victory, 100% stud.

- Old school hockey was in order tonight, at least by the officials because they most definitely swallowed their whistles. The Kings should have received at least 4 more power plays including disallowing Connolly’s goal as Vanek pulled down Drew Doughty. Then again, how upset can we really be? All it would have accomplished was to further deflate our power play percentage.

- Throughout the 30 years that I have been a semi-psychotic Kings fan, I have come to know more than a few Buffalo Sabres counterparts. I can say with little hesitation that their fans are some of the classiest and most knowledgable in the league. They deserve the franchise they have and I only wish we would see them more during the season. In fact, you could say that my admiration for the Sabres is directly proportional to my sheer hatred of the Red Wings and the hobgoblins that pose as their fan base…come on, you didn’t think I would pass up a chance to take a shot at the Red Wings did you?

- I approved of Heidi Androl’s outfit tonight.

Now, let’s get a solid road trip together and keep climbing the standings!

Go Kings!

THE PURCELL SOLUTION?

Kings coach Terry Murray told this to Rich Hammond about the potential return of Ted Purcell:

“There’s a potential that he could go in. I’ve got to think about that. We’re looking for some power-play creativity. He can bring that. He’s got skill and he’s been out of the lineup for a while. I can’t let him sit there and just die on the vine. He’s been doing everything that we could possibly have asked from him, off the ice and on-ice work. So there is a fairness thing that kicks in here, too. And if you’re not getting the job done, in some areas that you feel need to be adjusted, then that’s a change that I have to take a look at.”

Ted Purcell has 6 points in 37 games. He is a -1.  He has one powerplay goal. I sincerely hope Terry Murray thinks long and hard about “that” because, if I know Dean Lombardi like I think I do, the only value Ted Purcell may have if his play this season is an indication of his worth to Dean is being part of a package deal that brings us back a player from another team. Maybe there is a Matt Moulson in Purcell. Who the hell knows. I believe there is. I believe he is being misused. So, unless Purcell somehow turns into a checking winger (which he is not), I doubt his inner beast is coming out on this hockey team. He’ll go light it up someplace else…under a different coach who knows that not every skilled playmaker is a grinder.

Go Kings.

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS: KINGS DROP A CRITICAL GAME TO THE SHARKS 5-1

Some games leave you speechless and shaking your head, especially when a victory would have landed the Kings in 6th place and created more space between teams in pursuit.

You look at the goaltending and shrug your shoulders.  You recall the play by Randy Jones and shake your head.  You hear the powerplay coach, Jamie Kompon, interviewed between periods and just become angry…and it is the latter that has been, is and at some point has to stop being the key to losses.  Hockey is a game of momentum and opportunities. Fail to take advantage of those provided and the team sets itself up for failure. Play loose defense and add average goaltending and the team never had a chance, especially against a good team like the San Jose Sharks.

Several things were obvious:

1. Jamie Kompon should quit and do so soon. His incompetent, one-dimensional and passive powerplay structure has taken a team with mobile forwards and defenseman, excellent one time shooters like Stoll, Frolov, Doughty and Jack Johnson, as well as capable front of the net presence players like Smyth, Brown, Handzus and Simmonds and planted their feet on the ice.  Mobile, creative, proactive and aggressive – everything the Kings’ powerplay is not. Everything that defines Jamie Kompon as a baboon masquerading as a powerplay coach.

2. Quick needs to be at least good if we are going to win. Tonight, he wasn’t.  It happens.

3. Failing to finish, again and again.

4. 40 minutes of good hockey doesn’t generally compensate for 20 minutes of horrible hockey against a good team, especially without any game breakers on the team.

5. Give the opposing team 3 power play goals and the result will suck.

6. When you are down by 3 or more goals, Ivanans should never see the ice.

7. For the love of everything right, waive Jones, deport him to Greenland or take him in the back by the chemical sheds…just get him off the ice.

I love this team.

I hate losing.

I loathe losing for the same reason.

But I love our readers and I love this team…we’re going to the playoffs this season boys, even if it means I have to deliver to Kompon the horse’s head myself.

Go Kings.

INSIDE THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL. TREVOR RULES!

I have on occasion mentioned a good friend of mine who suffers from the misfortune of being a Ducks fan. I often remind him that he is no such thing. He is a Wisconsin native and therefore a Minnesota Wild fan (for whom he cheers with fervor) and his residency today should not control his allegiance.  I have offered to him many times that the Kings and I will accept him as one of our own with open arms – the time will come.

On this wet day, I was invited by this friend to attend the Ducks v. Flames game and since I rarely turn down hockey games, I accepted the invitation.  I proudly wore my long sleeve Kopitar shirt and black Kings beanie hat…halfway along our hockey season, I walked as Dante did many centuries ago and strayed off the straight way and into a descent.  What awaited me? I shall tell you now.

Upon entry, we faced the first circle – an enormous woman whose ass was the size of a UPS truck.  She wore, tucked in, a “Perry” jersey.  I am still disappointed in my wife for not bringing a camera.

The second circle consisted of security standing outside the entry doors and forcing people to be frisked, molested and wanded in the rain. Apparently, the arena’s budget cannot afford metal detection machines.

The third circle – Beer with lids – I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

The fourth circle of hell presented itself throughout all periods – a neutered crowd that sat silently and watched the action, oohed occasionally at a shot that whistled 4 feet wide or a routine save – a crowd that was drowned out by one Flames fan in our section who proceeded with “Let’s Go Flames” throughout.  Any Ducks chant sustained by more than 20 people at a time was a moral victory for all.

The fifth circle shall be known as concessions of concussions. The staff moved, spoke and handled orders as if they had just suffered one.

The sixth circle was less relevant to this married writer –  though it is worth a mention that, my group of friends and wife excluded, the only attractive women…were Flames fans.

An extension of the sixth leads us to the seventh and final circle of hell.  Women with a “trailer” face and designer jeans. An oddity that makes one question if that may not be the direct work of the Devil himself. Amidst those were what appeared like thousands of men who had highlighted their hair, leaving them with blonde and light brown streaks. Evermore, these Ducks fans will no longer be referred to as men. They are their own species now and shall forever be called “bottle.”

After the game, my friend Tyler skated with his firefighting team on the Honda Center ice and, more entertaining than the preceding game, finished after three periods to a 4 to 4 tie.  Tyler was, I am proud to say, the most talented, smartest and hardest working player on the ice…

Now you may ask, who is “Trevor” that I mention in the title of this article?  Ah, yes. He was the light among the darkness. An angel among the incubus. After the Ducks game ended and while we awaited the other to begin, I heard a chant across the arena of “Let’s Go Kings!” repeated to five claps of the hand, not once but at least three. I looked yonder. I saw a boy, no more than 11 years old, with his friends bringing this hallowed melody to the ears of the damned. I walked over to him. I asked him his name. He looked up at me and said, “I am Trevor.” I told Trevor to behold, for he walks the righteous path and speaks the truth and I shall write about his courage this night. He thanked me and offered a high five as a symbol of unity and peace.

Go Kings!

HINTY, HINT, HINT…HINT, HINT?

…or something else.

Terry Murray stated in the post game interview on the subject of team verses individual play,”"Crosby [made an] unbelievable play, breaking through the two defensemen, holding on and making the difference in the game…I’d like to think that we can get a guy like that some day. Maybe Kopi [Anze Kopitar] can break through and be that player someday but right now we don’t have it. So we need to attack as five and we need to defend as five. And anytime we stray from that it becomes a concern.”

In light of the Kovalchuk to Los Angeles rumors, that quote has shaken a few hearts and stirred a few minds.  Those who look upon Kovalchuk as the missing piece (no offense to the original “piece”, Rob Scuderi) to a Stanley Cup run would look upon that quote as a prophecy of a coming day.  Those who know Murray’s history and the blunt force honesty of his tongue however read that quote for what it is – telling Kopitar, Brown and the rest of the team that you cannot single handedly win games, you’re not good enough [in Kopitar's case, yet] and so please play as a five man unit.

So, before you rush out to stitch Kovalchuk’s name on the back of your jersey, take solace in the fact that he’s not here…yet…

MY FAVORITE WAYNE SIMMONDS’ QUALITY IS…

I cannot compare him to a former King anymore.  It used to be…but it isn’t anymore.

He does the following things well: Skate, stickhandle, pass, shoot, score, hit and fight.  He plays solid, positionally sound defense and a puck possession, intelligent offensive game.

Have you seen his plus-minus?  Take a look here, I’ll wait…

You weren’t supposed to look at Jack’s.  I know, you couldn’t resist.

KINGS 4, BRUINS 3, JAMIE KOMPON 0 (OT)

I must say, after the Los Angeles Kings came out flat in the second period, gave up 2 goals quick goals to go down 3-1, and THEN squandered 4:10 of 5-on-4 and 2:40 of 5-on-3 power play time (if my math is correct) during the end of the second and start of the third, I had all but written this game off.

Having started the game well enough, the Kings jumped out to a 1-0 lead on Jarret Stoll’s 11th goal of the season, a garbage goal picked up at the left side of the crease off Scott Parse’s rebound. The crowd was slowly waking up along with the team. Several minutes earlier, Brandon Segal took a few more punches to the face than he connected with from Andy McQuaid (I don’t know who that is either). The momentum from Stoll’s goal was primed and ready to roll when Raitis Ivanans immediately thought it would be a good idea to fight Shawn Thornton. While the fight itself was amusing enough, with the clear edge to Ivanans, once again the Rat Boy Prince let the other team’s enforcer show him how to do his job properly. Often I am annoyed when Ivanans turns down a fight, or neglects to start one, but this one was truly poorly timed.

The momentum gained by Thornton for Boston, coupled with the immediate TV timeout that followed, sucked the luster out of the Kings as well as all the fans in Staple’s Center whose accents weren’t a garbled mess. They wouldn’t gain it back until halfway through the third period.

First, Miroslav Satan Satan Satan snuck a wrist shot through Quick with 1:40 left to play in the 1st. The play seemed harmless enough, and the goal was a tad soft on Quick’s part, though exacerbated by an overaggressive O’Donnell trying to cream Satan as he streaked down the right wing. Then, halfway into the second period, Michael Ryder potted his 10th and 11th goals of the season just 11 seconds apart. The first was the result of another lazy, bonehead play by O’Donnell, followed by a pathetic attempt to clear the zone by Ivanans. The second saw Drew Doughty picking up the bad habit of his mentor when he tried to level Blake Wheeler at the blue line, got beat and turned a harmless play into a 2-on-1 for his partner, Rob Scuderi.

Then the penalties came in waves. Mark Stuart, holding at 16:31. Trent Whitfield (again, who?), interference at 18:50. Derek Morris, hooking at 19:38, followed by Stuart again, this time for dangerously cross checking Ryan Smyth 1:00 into the third period. It seemed the hockey powers that be wanted the Kings to win this one. Too bad, Jamie Kompon has yet to figure out that his telegraphic power play scheme has no one fooled. The Kings continuously ran the same two plays, one by the first unit and a different one by the second unit, both of which saw absolutely zero success. Stoll and Doughty managed some hard one-timers from the points, but they took so long to set up, fans listening on the radio could tell where and when those shots would be taken. Thomas had no trouble sliding over to stop any chance the Kings actually got off.

All looked lost and the scuzzy Bruins’ fans in large attendance looked as if they would walk out with bragging rights.

But then a change occurred. Character took over and the Kings tried something different; playing below the hash marks. Alexander Frolov took over a shift and drew both defensemen with him behind the net, where he somehow managed to kick out a perfect pass to Dustin Brown, who free and clear in front of Thomas put the puck over the left pad. 3-2.

Wayne “Night Train” Simmonds then decided that wasn’t good enough. Just over 2 minutes later he fed a short and pretty pass from just behind the goal line to Kopitar who was *gasp* CRASHING THE NET! Kopitar put the puck underneath Thomas and the Bruins’ long-held lead was evaporated.

The final 7 minutes of the game were full of nerve-racking moments, as was the overtime, but the shootout proved too much for Thomas and the injured-riddled, offensively challenged Bruins too handle

Kopitar sent Thomas’ underwear flying as he beat the goalie five-hole.

Quick scared the puck off David Krejci’s stick before he could shoot.

Johnson just missed off a nice deke that had the goalie dead to rights.

The steam ran out of Satan’s wrist shot, along with his luck.

Captain Dustin Brown sealed the victory.

3 stars, in ascending order were Kopitar, Wheeler and Richardson.

Now if you’ll excuse, I’m going to go enjoy my Saturday, as should all of you!

GO KINGS GO!