Surly and Scribe's Stanley Cup Champion L.A. Kings Hockey News
Our Kings, Who Hath Won the Stanley Cup, Hallowed Be Thy Game
Its almost as cold as the reception I’ll get if I ever step foot in Phoenix again.
First I have to stand here for 5 minutes due to this malfunction, then I have to ride in the back of a truck in the rain for 15 minutes? I could be at Sherwood Country Club playing golf instead! Why didn’t they just ask Celine Dion to do this?
“Son of a Mother#%&&^ bitch! I was really hoping to get this year off to a good start after last years’ disaster in Phoenix. Now this. Damn it!…(a few minutes later)…Ok, ok Kings, I’ll come back and finish what I started and do my part to bring you the Cup. Perhaps that will end the jinx. Yeah, that’s it!”
I’m indoors and it’s warm in here and I have to wear all this winter gear and hold a flame, and wait and wait, is that sweat comming of my head. Whos that talking in my ear? hey get out of my head.. I hope that the guys from South Park don’t make fun of this. They will BLAME CANADA.. lets light this think so I can get on to the events
“Damn that McSorley and his illegal stick!”
Taco Time…. never again. Brown on white is not a good color any… too late.
I really wish I didn’t have those two cups of coffee and chili cheese dogs! Come on cheeks, stay together!
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