Kings fans attending games in Vancouver for the 2009-2010 playoffs will be confused by the different lifestyle and culture there, so here are some tips courtesy of the lakingsnews.com travel council
1. All of the ugly women are actually men
2. A Canuck is a North American mammal that pays 30% more for all goods and services
3. They are intense about coffee beans, marijuana and rainbows
4. The fifty something woman with a nose piercing named Carl is an elected official
5. The deforestation protests are permanent fixtures on street corners
6. You can pay for all traffic citations and misdemeanors with hash
7. BYOB
8. Avoid speaking French. They become upset when pointing out their inferiority
9. Polar Bear racing every Thursday evening. Come naked
10. Prozak prescriptions come with each Starbucks’ Grande Vanilla Latte
rofl!
7. BYOB – seriously? weak-ass American beer (i.e. PBR) against some of the local micro-brews (Granville Island Brewing) Please tell me that you want the weak beer because you can’t afford to buy Canadian beer, what with your weak dollar and low alcohol tolerance.
First of all, welcome. Second, I am a bit of a beer snob and I wasn’t referring to Coors and Budweiser but the great brews we have in the U.S.
Have you enjoyed anything from Stone?
BYOB: Bring Your Own Bacon. Canadian bacon sucks.
PBR sucks. There is probably more alcohol content in the melted snow of New York State than there is in PBR.
LOL! Good stuff as always guys
Strong beer, weed, prozak and naked polar bear races. Sounds like paradise to me.