Kings fans attending games in Vancouver for the 2009-2010 playoffs will be confused by the different lifestyle and culture there, so here are some tips courtesy of the travel council

1. All of the ugly women are actually men

2. A Canuck is a North American mammal that pays 30% more for all goods and services

3. They are intense about coffee beans, marijuana and rainbows

4. The fifty something woman with a nose piercing named Carl is an elected official

5. The deforestation protests are permanent fixtures on street corners

6. You can pay for all traffic citations and misdemeanors with hash


8. Avoid speaking French. They become upset when pointing out their inferiority

9. Polar Bear racing every Thursday evening. Come naked

10. Prozak prescriptions come with each Starbucks’ Grande Vanilla Latte