This is a funny read and you should all it enjoy it. The humor is acerbic to the point where for a second I thought I may have sleep-written it, but no, there are other overly sarcastic, Canuck-hating bloggers such as myself.
Here is the link: 10 Reasons to Plot A Canucks Conspiracy
My personal favorite:
6. Teach them a lesson for changing their jersey and logo so often. “Look at us: we’re blue and green, we’re a pukey rainbow, we’re a whale.”