Why 8? Because 2 of them were turned over and set on fire during the riots.
8. Who’s the statute of the short white guy waving?
7. Where do they get all the ice for the hockey games? There isn’t a liquor store for like 2 miles.
6. So, when you win a championship, call us up. We live real close and we’ll show you how to riot and shit.
5. How do you tell your players apart without tattoos?
4. Does number 17 play point guard or forward?
3. How many 40s can you sneak in to Staples under those big goofy jerseys?
2. Does Jack Nicholson leave the games with your girlfriends too?
And the number 1 question overhead Lakers fans asking Kings fans?
1. Who needs tickets?