Scribe here. Reporting between periods directly from Staples Center. We will be doing this throughout the season.

Pressure down low is the name of this game thus far. The Birds have no answer for the Kings pressure mostly because they lack size and talent on D.

The game looked like it was going to get out of control after Smyth’s goal. The Kings D would not allow any pressure and everything fowl was directed to the outside or redirected completely.

Aside from the scorers, Schenn is having a solid game as are Williams, Zeus, and Poni. The latter is hustling out there.

Ryan Getzlaf is an untreated vaginal itch.

4-0 is not enough. I want them spitting blood.