KINGS-LIGHTNING AFTER ONE
Kings blew a 5 minute powerplay early when my new focal point for verbal abuse, Matthias Ohlund viciously boarded Dustin Brown. Our captain was OK, our powerplay, not so much.
Drewiske played well at both ends of the ice.
Clifford tried to get Downie to fight but Downie declined due to a canted helmet and itchy vagina. Let me reiterate, itchy, smelly infected vagina. Scribe will elaborate later.
Period ends 0-0.
Downie’s period is in full flow.