I’VE DISCOVERED THE KINGS’ PROBLEM
It will shock you. Its seemingly superfluous to Kings hockey, but I tell you now, I have located the karmic energy infecting the Kings.
A source informs me that Nashville Predator forward and rehab attendee Jordin Tootoo has been working out for the last two weeks at a gym in the greater Los Angeles area. In the interest of respecting Jordin’s privacy, we will not reveal where this gym is, but trust me when I say it is too close for comfort. Certainly close enough for his odor to waft towards Staples Center.
Is it a coincidence that Tootoo’s arrival is directly in sync with the Kings recent struggles? Probably. But where is the fun in that?
Scapegoats are so much easier to wrap your head around.
To balance things out here, the source says Jordin is a very pleasant dude, ripped little hulk that he is. So get well soon Jordin, hop on your sled and get back to Nashville where you belong. And take this loser stink hovering over Los Angeles with you, please.