Going into game 6, it’s time to think outside the box. We are 2-1 in the goldfish bowl and 0-2 at home. Thus, I devised the following top 7 ideas to finally win a home game.

1. Boo the team and do that ignorant Beat LA chant.

2. Make Staples Center look like a high school gym.

3. Pretend Joe Thornton is captain material.

4. Do that stupid open and close Sharks’ bite thing with our arms each time the Kings need to step up on defense

5. Place a cardboard cutout of Antti Niemi inside the Sharks’ goal.

6. Go for ugly and wave white pom poms instead of towels, and

7. Bring our grandmother to the game so half the arena will be dressed in teal.

Why 7? Because that’s each of your lucky number right now. GO KINGS GO!

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8 replies

  1. We won the games that you guys were in San Jose for. Maybe if you watch the next two from there…just sayin’

  2. or we win on Monday at home and either Surly or Scribe need to travel to San Jose for game seven?

  3. Unfortunately I won’t even be able to watch game 7 live, let alone fly up again. Gonna be working until past midnight most likely… :(

    Its up to you Scribe. Must represent.

    Video and an article about the Surly side of San Jose coming later today.

    • Sucks when you have to work and can’t watch hockey…usu. happens to me with games outside the Pacific time zone on a weekday. Who can get home at 4 pm on a weekday?

  4. Me, I’m wearing my white (i.e., road) jersey. I hate the home plate 3rds – I think they’re ugly and lack character. But, in order to show full support, I wore it for the last 2 games. Not again. They’ve played better in white…

    Now, maybe I should just wear the regular home jersey. Make a case, I can be convinced.

    In all cases, they’re #61 Trevor Lewis jerseys (from his 1st cup of coffee in 2009; before he switched to 22.)


  5. “5. Place a cardboard cutout of Antti Niemi inside the Sharks’ goal.”

    Actually….statisically, the empty net had a better save percentage then Niemi as the kings had several attempts at it but just couldn’t get it in. =)


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