First, Corey Perry’s sophomoric breakdown of the Cup Finals.

Then, the only Anaheim Duck player I can tolerate, Bobby Ryan, does one…for the L.A. Times…as a “guest blogger”.

First, let’s be clear on the word “guest”. A guest is invited. Hence, Helene Elliott, whom I like and respect, invited Corey Perry and Bobby Ryan into her domain to, of all the insanity, write. If fish and guests stink after three days, I can only imagine the stench these two have and will leave behind.

Did the O.C. Register stop covering Anaheim puck? Has there been a coup at the L.A. Times? In the words of Stu Price, “what the f*** is going on!?”