So, I saw a twitter post that read, “You know you are an LA Kings fan when you spell Stoll instead of still but it looks right to you.” The post came from @jorgesilva93.

I thought, “you know what, Jorge has a good point,” and about 100 different thoughts occurred to me. Some are:

You know you are a LA Kings’ fans when you find a spot in your backyard that is the perfect size for ritual sacrifice to the Hockey Gods.

You know you are a LA Kings’ fan when any mispronunciation of Anze Kopitar’s name qualifies the speaker as a moron.

You know you are a LA Kings’ fan when you think about the Kings as often as you think about sex.

You know you are a LA Kings’ fan when you fall out of bed in the middle of the night because you were, in your dream, making a sprawling glove save.

You know you are a LA Kings’ fan when your personal tie breaker for the next presidential election will be, “which one is more likely to be a LA Kings’ fan.”

You know you are a LA Kings’ fan when, at the sight of a 5-year-old child wearing a Ducks’ shirt, your wife has to wrestle your cell phone away from you and talk you out of calling Child Protective Services.

Your turn…