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My 10 tweets so far. Have you given your 10? Have you done your duty?

Bobby Scribe
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You know you’re a #NHLDucks fan when you’re reading these “mean tweets” and don’t understand why other Ducks’ fans would write these #NHL

 Bobby Scribe

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You know you’re a #NHLDucks fan when the highlight of your evening is the “2 to a stall” policy @hondacenter. #NHL
 
 Bobby Scribe
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You know your a #NHLDucks fan when every penalty call against your team is a bad call #NHL 
 
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You know you’re a #NHLDucks fan when you spend the final 5 minutes of each home game walking to your car #NHL 
 
Bobby Scribe
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You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when #Sharks fans despise you nearly as much as #LAKings‘ fans #NHL 
 
Bobby Scribe
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You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan if you still boo icing calls while those around you applaud your elevated hockey acumen #NHL 
 
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You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when 13,000 on a Friday at the arena is well worth the shorter bathroom lines #NHL 
 
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You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan if you take great pride in 2007, though you started following the team in 2008. #NHL 
 
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You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan if you find yourself at the Honda Center severely outnumbered by Kings’ fans. #NHL 
 
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You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan if you take your cue from the opposing team fan next to you for the right time to cheer #NHL


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13 replies

  1. RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you start watching games in April. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you dispute the absurdity of a post like this one from Wysh. #NHL http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Jersey-Fouls-Blackhawks-baffler-Hawaii-foul-H?urn=nhl-wp11203

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you openly profess your love for the Islanders’ new jersey, wishing yours looked just as good. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you think your top scorer is married to Katy Perry. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you make sure NOT to bring your jersey with you if you leave Anaheim. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when real fans genuinely feel sorry for you for having the worst PBP and color guy in the league. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you find yourself saying, “Who the hell is JS Giguere, again?” in a friendly convo about hockey. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when…wait, the Sucks don’t have real fans. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you can lay down at a game because your arena’s damn near empty. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you find yourself wondering why there are so many #LAKings jerseys in your building. #NHL

    RSGraphics
    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when at Christmas you get an #LAKings jersey and wonder when the season is going to start. #NHL

  2. I just posted all mine. And i must say, they’re awesome. Check them out. My name on twitter is, LAkingsninja so tell me what you think. GO KINGS GO!

  3. You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you sit there and let someone trash your team and don’t stand up for them. #BitchMade #NHL

    LAKingsninja 2 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you call Kings fans queens just to try and demean them to your level. #FAGS IN DRAG. #NHL

    LAKingsninja 6 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you go to a game at staples center and leave early cause it’s “too loud.” #NHL

    LAKingsninja 8 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when gay pride day at disneyland is the only day you wear your jersey. #NHL

    LAKingsninja 11 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you mistook george parros for that guy from machete. “can I have your autograph? Loved your movie.”#NHL

    LAKingsninja 14 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you go to staples center, get beat up, then call your lawyer. #NHL

    LAKingsninja 16 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you can’t name one player other than selanne. #NHL

    LAKingsninja 18 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you ran out of the room crying after finding your chick being drilled wearing a kings jersey. #NHL

    LAKingsninja 19 mins you know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you have wet dreams about selanne shooting his puck into perrys hole. #fagaheim fucks #NHL

    LAKingsninja 20 mins You know you’re a #NHLDUCKS fan when you can’t wait to take your boyfriend to see Coach Bombay, banksy, charlie and the flying V live. #NHL

    • Ninja,
      Excellent stuff. I love the gay pride joke! Also I think Perros looks more like the biker from the Village People. lol

  4. I can’t participate in this but would like to suggest the following “tweet”:

    You know you’re a Ducks fan when you think Brian Hayward is anything but a complete joke

  5. I don’t do twitter, so I offer this up for someone else to tweet.

    You know you’re an #NHLDucks fan when you find yourself wondering at games when the Ice Capades are going to start #NHL.

  6. O.K. Bobby. Even though I didn’t want too, I did sign up for twitter to show some support. They won’t let me go on because they said I need a confirmation from my email (which hasn’t come yet).

  7. You know your a Ducks fan when you look in the mirror and see a giant douche!

  8. I approve of the good work you guys are doing. Don’t post about it on HF or you’ll get banned :sarcasm:

  9. You know you’re an #NHLDucksfan if you started going for the sharks after the sucks were knocked out of the playoffs #nhl

  10. You know you’re an #NHLDucksfan is you ride the short yellow bus to the Honda Center for games…..I think that was my most original and best one I tweeted yesterday!

  11. I don’t do the tweet thing but as an ardent Kings Fan hailing from just a few miles east of “The Puddle” I will throw my hat into the ring here…

    You know you’re a Ducks fan when…

    Finding parking at your arena is easier than your mom

    “Colorful” language is cause for legal action

    You hear the term icing and have an uncontrollable craving for cupcakes

    You’re pretty sure the blue line is the straight-to-video sequel to The Green Mile

    When you see a latino kid in a Kings jersey at a stop light and you roll up your windows

    When you remember that time when the guy sitting behind you at “The Puddle” wearing a Kings jersey rode your ass hard all game long, had your girlfriend in stitches and got your mom’s digits and you all you could muster was a sheepish grin and a thumbs up “bro”

  12. By the way gentlemen…..”moderation” was never my strong suit. ;) thanks for the love you guys bring day in and day out. GKG GDLG

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