Finnish blight Teemu Selanne signed on for one more year of vile Duckdom.  Every season I think I’ve seen the last of this putz and every year he decides at the last minute to disappoint me.  There are plenty of race cars for him to crash instead of crashing the NHL party.

Hey Selanne, the Jets are back, why don’t you go wither the end of your career away where it started?   That would be nice because he’d be in the Eastern Conference AND it would piss off Duck fans. Win-win.