As Voldemort was “he who shall not be named”, Drew Doughty is “he who shall not be paid.”

Surly & I were at camp. The players and coaches were at camp. The usual blogging and media peeps were there and we chatted with a few. Everyone showed up to do their job. He who shall not be paid was a no-show. As such, from this day forth and until he who shall not be paid does sign, he shall be referred to as he who shall not be paid. This name is not political, it’s practical. He wants more money than Dean Lombardi is willing to pay and he who shall not be paid is currently off the payroll.

I encourage you to adopt this new name when referring to him anywhere and anytime. If you so wish, let it go viral.