Ah, yes. Had to figure with Wayne Simmonds going to the East Coast, we were going to sooner or later get a Simmonds v. Avery tussle of sorts. Well, here you have it. Wayne apparently called Sean Avery a fucking faggot. I know what you’re thinking. As opposed to a celibate one? That, by itself, highlights the ignorance of this pseudo insult.

*Sigh*

In fairness to Wayne, perhaps this is all a misunderstanding and he actually screamed, “Ducking Maggot”, “Bucking Braggart” (a stretch, I admit) or “no talent Bob Saget”. Each is within the real of possibility. Have I established reasonable doubt? If it doesn’t fit, you must…

I have no idea what banana boat has to do with any of this. I just had the song in my head. Day-O…