Surly Did It. He Stole Terry Murray’s Resume…

With the expectation that Terry Murray must be hard at work on his resume, I asked Surly to break into Terry’s office and retrieve it.

“Why the hell do I have to do these things!?” he protested.

“Because every stealth mission you have undertaken has been successful and the readers are counting on you!” I beseeched.

“Fuck you and your motivational tactics”, he retorted, “I am not doing it.”

Surly then proceeded to show me the bruise that still hadn’t healed from the time Dustin Penner accidentally kicked him while he was hiding beneath Terry’s desk as well as related scars and burn marks from the numerous previous missions.

“Those are symbols of your resolve, Jacob,” I reminded him. “Just like your ancestors’ 40-year sojourn in Sinai’s wilderness, you have to march into that office and steal that resume.”

“My ances…what the fuck does that even mean?” he scowled.

“It means, this is your destiny”, I answered trying to maintain a straight face.

He sighed. I knew that meant yes. Surly is a warrior.

Less than 24 hours later, he returned and with him came exactly what I knew had to be on top of Terry Murray’s desk. I decided to ask him about the bite marks later.

So here you go our faithful readers. Surly and I bring you Terry Murray’s resume.

As an added bonus, our friend and very talented photographer, Chaz Curry, created the “Many Faces Of Terry Murray.”



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13 replies

  1. Thought this was a “faces of T Murray” 2012 calendar. the same emotionless and stoic expression to help us get through the drudgery of real life. hang it in our cube/desk at work, just when you thought your life and job sucked you could glance at ‘coach’ and be inspired to carry on…..oh yeah Murray doesn’t and shouldn’t have to motivate

  2. The many faces illustrates why he actually thinks we are playing well. Ofcourse there is now difference in any pic. Let a hot blond interview him and he doesn’t even break eye contact.

  3. Terry Murray…tick tock…tick tock…tick tock..

    I don’t think Lombardi will do it but Lewieke will…

  4. Article on yahoo nhl by wysh. The Terry Murray watch.

  5. I see no “Many Faces of Terry Murray” on Chaz’s page. Was this a clever ruse to have me look at all of Chaz’s photos (very goo by the way) . Do you have a direct link?

  6. My guess is that the hammer drops after the holidays. From Dec. 31-Jan 12 Kings play 6 in a row at home. TM will hopefully get win 500 by then and the Kings may have a little heart to let him stay put through Christmas. The long home stand will allow a new coach and the players to get acclimated. Just my two cents.

  7. “Fired because blogging bastards wouldn’t lay off.”

    My favorite line. Good work Surly and Scribe!

  8. Well there goes my Botox money.

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