(imagine the organ at Staples Center or Surly’s ear-splitting assault from section 315…)

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Bob Murray’s getting fired.

Hey, how did that whole coaching change work out for you? Not too well? Told you it wasn’t coaching didn’t I? So…

Dun Dun Dun DunDun…ok, not doing that again.

From Helen Elliott’s Twitter account:

“Murray says he has two untouchables–Teemu Selanne and Saku Koivu– but anyone else is in play. Says he’s not rebuilding and seeking draft picks. if he trades a core player, it would be for another core-type player.”

The Fins have no trade clauses. That’s why they’re untouchable.

Do you want Bobby Ryan? Ryan Getzlaf…lol…Corey P…I can’t even write it. Can you imagine? I can’t. But, if you could and do it with a straight face, what would it take to land one of these Ducks?

Surly hates this article.