I haven’t forgotten that series.

No L.A. Kings player on our current roster was a King then. But plenty of fans at Staples Center were there. Only career Avalanche Milan Hejduk is a remnant from the 2001 series.

May Rob Blake go to the Hockey Hell of Inflame where, every February, he must rip out his heart in protest and wads of cash take its place over the ensuing 12 months until a new one grows back.



Eventually, I will get over that series. That game 7. Rob Blake’s existence. For now, each time I see that Avalanche jersey, I want to take a piss…on it.

We lost to these pricks 3-2 on October 30 and 2-1 on January 2, the latter in a shootout.

I am fucking tired of the shootout.

No more.

I want Colorado and their degenerate fan base leaving Staples Center soundly defeated and resigned that whatever good fortune or supernal pig skin intervention helped their football sports franchise will rebound and the inverse condemnation will decimate them in everything puck.

I want a fucking regulation win.

This is your open forum…