So, take this article from Friday night’s game

Make Blues – Hurricanes.

Make score 2-1 instead of 1-0.

Add much better first period.

Add a sprinkle of average goaltending in short bursts.

And you get an L.A. Kings offense that beat an L.A. Kings team.


Because despite opportunities and scoring chances as well as puck possession and a good forecheck, the fucking L.A. Kings cannot mother fucking finish.

This is a team of play makers.

Dustin Penner and Jarret Stoll…don’t get me started.

Mr. Lombardi, get your ass in gear. Bring in a scorer you putz. It’s been 6 fucking years and you haven’t drafted, developed or traded for a top 6 left wing.