My Jack Johnson Jersey Is 3-0

Bobby is currently writing a ‘real’ post game, but he’s taking too long.

Since we traded Johnson, my purple and gold Johnson jersey has appeared at every home game. We’ve won them all. That’s all there is to it really.

Scribe likes to make fun of me for my superstitions. Ask him about the stupid Duck’s orange hat he was wearing.

Detroit sucks and my voice hurts.

Shoot low, shoot often. Unless your name is Drew Doughty, then aim for the face of an opposing defenseman. Winning recipes.

Fuck yeah.

Go Kings!

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3 replies

  1. Testify!

  2. A who hat? What the heck r u going quackers on us?

  3. Yeah, but it’s still a minus 13.


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