Here we go boys and girls.

From their sticks to our voices to their ears, the LA Kings playoffs are about to be underway.

Jeff Carter will join them. Daniel Sedin will not.

Nor will I.

As I will be working, I rely on you for the play by play.

We will set the tempo. We will be hungry, vicious, merciless. The Canucks will be cocky, overconfident and undone.

There is no other option.

And now, say your prayers.

Our Kings, who art in Vancouver
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy kingdom come, thy wills be done
On their ice as it is in practice.
Give us this day our daily goals, and forgive no Canuck their transgressions,
As we pound into submission those who trespass against us.
And lead us past the first round,
Past these evil Canuck fucks.
Amen.

Hail Kopi, full of grace, the fans are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst players and blessed are the fruit of thy skills, goals.
Holy Kopi, dominant of centers, play for us sinners,
Now until the hour of our Cup.
A-fucking-men.

Go fucking nuts.

GO FUCKING NUTS!

GO KINGS!!!