LA Kings @ Vancouver Canucks Round 1 Game 1 – Open Forum – Playoffs Be Fuckin’ On!

Here we go boys and girls.

From their sticks to our voices to their ears, the LA Kings playoffs are about to be underway.

Jeff Carter will join them. Daniel Sedin will not.

Nor will I.

As I will be working, I rely on you for the play by play.

We will set the tempo. We will be hungry, vicious, merciless. The Canucks will be cocky, overconfident and undone.

There is no other option.

And now, say your prayers.

Our Kings, who art in Vancouver
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy kingdom come, thy wills be done
On their ice as it is in practice.
Give us this day our daily goals, and forgive no Canuck their transgressions,
As we pound into submission those who trespass against us.
And lead us past the first round,
Past these evil Canuck fucks.
Amen.

Hail Kopi, full of grace, the fans are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst players and blessed are the fruit of thy skills, goals.
Holy Kopi, dominant of centers, play for us sinners,
Now until the hour of our Cup.
A-fucking-men.

Go fucking nuts.

GO FUCKING NUTS!

GO KINGS!!!



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79 replies

  1. A-Fucking-men!!! Lets fucking do this Boys! Go Kings Go!!!!

  2. The team is like at the base of the big Mt Everest, the toughest climb in the world, but, they are definitely capable to pulling this climb off. These guys came back from so much adversity and they found the formulas to pull out wins in recent weeks.

    Once they can get hot and put the accelerator to the floor, they can really intimidate and beat any team.

    GO KINGS GO!!!

  3. Can someone throw a towel over Jamie Kompon behind the bench so the players can pretend hes not there?

  4. WTF Surley! Time for a New job..this one not conducive to a King fanatic.
    Can only say
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  5. I have been reading this blog for months, but nerves forced me to de-lurk.

    I wasn’t this nervous last year. I had no expectations last year. We were good, but not good enough so losing in the quarters was no surprise.

    But now… now I feel all the expectations of a new season. I keep reading all of the “Canucks in 4/5/6″ previews and waiting for the writer to at least acknowledge our recent play (all due respect to whatever we were doing againts SJ). Is it possible to sneak up on tens of millions of hockey fans? We’re so much better than we were before the trade deadline. We score. We can win.

    I really want this (and a few more) series. It won’t be easy, but I actually think that will only improve our play going forward. Get the win tonight and make Vancouver choke on their home ice.

    Go Kings!

  6. Mike Richards had best do at least something or other in this series. And if there are any more repeats of the wtf penalty vs. Couture or the pass back in my own zone vs. Detroit, this trade will look even worse…. because Schenn is shining big time. Involved in all three goals coming from 3-0 down and scoring the tying goal.

    The more this stuff happens the less I like DL…… and thats not a good thing as I already didn’t care for him all that much. So, we’ll see what happens.

    • I’m not so sure Schenn’s helping the Flyers come back is about the trade, so much as it is about the Penguins’ (my Eastern team so I know this personally) inability to hold a lead againts them.

      Having said all that, I wholeheartedly believe that DL is the Ashy Larry of the NHL so hate on…

  7. Cynics need not apply. Reality can be discussed when this bitch is over. Right now, it’s nothing but good vibrations coming from the Kingdom.

  8. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!!!!
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  9. no more fucking penalties.

  10. The ultimate Shitbags of hockey…your Vancouver canucks

  11. Jeez the Cadicks are a bunch of douche bags.

  12. Nuck Jobs and Lululongo don’t show me nothing. Kings shooting rubber everywhere at target at Lulu.

  13. –Let’s see Penner melt out more punnishment on Salo.

    –The Green Guys llok like the last rements of a full colonic flush

    –It great watching Vancouver fans grindning over the hits and penalties. .

    –NBC network commentators are having problems changing their negitive thoughts about LA.

  14. Two bad minutes, otherwise a great fucking effort for the first two periods.

  15. OMG we are totally
    Dominating these fucks and yet were even. We need to put them away in the third. Quick must outplay in the third for us to win tonite. Come on winning tonite is a must!

  16. Lululongo is swallowing up rubber for his dinner tonight

    Kings—keeping feeding him picks to eat until he chokes them up.

    King goals came hard. Nucks came
    easy.

  17. Why the fuck didn’t Sutter call a time out with the 5 minute major going like shit or when Vancouver was all over the Kings the last 2 minutes of the second period? I don’t fucking understand!! The Kings have completely dominated the Canucks and have to win the third period to win this game just like they did against the Sharks the last two ganmes of the regular season!!!

  18. When are Kopitar and Brown going to show up?

  19. As pissed off as I am??????
    Yes Lou having a ‘good’ game ..sucknucks playing ‘ok’.
    But shit…we need to dig dig down for this.
    That 7 sec goal disgusting!!!
    I am HATING the play of Scuds..when didhe get so old and slow ..long stick Not foing it..HATE the pairing with Doughts..who is not in game shape as we all kniw…
    Ahhhhhhh
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  20. I fucking hate Brian Hayward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Put Mitchell and Greene on the ice the last two minutes of the period as much as you can!! We need a goal by Williams or Carter early in the third!!!

  22. Scuderi has really sucked the last several games when the score has been in favor of the Kings!!! What has happened to his play? He doesn’t score, at least he could play some defense!!!

  23. Shots 29 to 14 us and we’re still tied. Come on Quick, stand on your fucking head!!!!!

  24. We need people in front of the net as usual. Brown and Penner need to be camped there!! Tell King and Nolan to their asses there too!!!

  25. I just sweated off ten pounds in the last five minutes. Everyone who needed to step up did. Richards was HUGE. Penner was HUGE, and not in the usual waistline way. Doughty was finally HUGE!!!

  26. … HELL YEAH. Tell me how it tastes, Vancouver. TELL ME HOW THE FUCK IT TASTES.

  27. Oh yeah, baby . . .

    That’s it . . . now work the shaft . . . just the shaft . . .

  28. … No, No, No. TELL ME HOW THE FUCK IT TASTES VANCOUVER YOU PIECES OF FUCKING FILTH.

  29. Dustin Who? Does anyone still not think that Mike Richards deserves to be the Captain of the Los Angeles Kings? Look at this game, especially the third period. P.S. nice empty netter Brownie, too bad you didn’t show up the rest of the third period like our “real leader” did!!!!! Go Kings!

  30. Hockey spirits thanks. Sweet justice owed to us for Clifford cheap shot.

    Outrageously great game Kings.

    Keep outplaying them.

  31. Believe boys, believe! Penner I’m so happy for you! I’ll be repping my sweater tomorrow at school

  32. Holy Shit the hit Richards put on Burrows was like an answer to my long awaited prayers.

  33. Burrows got destroyed. I think that made my night. That and winning.

    • Our future Captain made the hit!!!

      • As much as I’d like that, I think they shouldn’t give him the C for a few years at least. Let’s see how he does without all that pressure on him like in Philly. Let’s hope he keeps his play up throughout the playoffs and lead by example, without the C.

        That being said, sometimes I don’t think Brown is the right person to wear it, but he sure as hell has proved me wrong since those trade rumors started.

  34. “This is an empressive win by LA…”

    It took until 17 secs left in the game, but a genuine complement from the NBCS crew.

    Meanwhile, 4-2! We got a win in Vancouver. Can’t wait to hear about how they lost/beat themselves…

    Whatev, we slowed them down and played a game that looked like a Kings game (last two didn’t… well not a good Kings game).

    Go Kings!

    • Lost it themselves? Try bad officiating, a dive by Clifford, a bad handpass call on Kesler , Kings allowed to the check Vancouver players without penalty, and a grossly illegal check on Burrows which should have been a match penalty. Fucking whiners

      Bunch of fucking divers and whiners.

    • Who was announcing for NBC? I was on 13 for the Miller/Fox feed. The other networks really don’t take us seriously

  35. Hell yeah! Richards, Penner, when the first line shows up, we’ll be rollin’. I thought Penner had a really good game throwing his weight around. I’m glad ol’ Mother Sutter threw him a bone and moved him to the 2nd line.

  36. … The last time the Kings won game one of a series was Thursday, April 26, 2001 in the CSF at Colorado. Kings won in OT, 4-3. The immortal Jaroslav Modry scored the game-winning goal.

  37. Like Kesler, Lapierre, Burrows and Fitz?

  38. I am exhausted.!I will be doing some summer training along with Doughts.. he can do spritnts.. I will do speed walking.. we both need some endurance.. :)
    Way to not give in or up!!! YES

    PANCAKES… loved it so much.. DOWNTOWNCAPTAINBROWN..
    just praising our goals.. QUICK he did it against a tough louango…
    (if I had a clue how I would have posted the toothless grin of Brownie that was on Yardbarker today.. )
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  39. Carter snipes also with his bum foot too.

    Way to go Carter and use all your weapons.

    Go Kings Go!!!

  40. I was literally shaking with delight. I don’t care how it happened, I’ll take it. 15 more! Go Kings Go!

  41. where’s the link to the show? You’re having a fucking show, right?

  42. I said it last night n I’ll say it again…..I LIKE MAJOR BOOBS!

  43. Richards had a COLOSSAL game. Penner was fucking excellent. Keep it up boys. What a great fucking win!

  44. Darryl was somewhat enunciating tonight. He must have been pumped.

  45. Go Kings Go!!!!!! Going to the game on Sunday, f’the nucks!!!!

  46. So what’s everybody thinking? If Clifford is out (and I pray he’s not), do we go with Lokti or (gulp) Westy?

  47. I’m gonna beat my dick like an Iraqi POW to this.

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