I woke up this morning with a big smile.

I high-fived several people at work.

Then I scowled.

Brendan Shanahan proved himself a bitch, scared of taking out a star player after 1 playoff game when he fined Shea Weber only $2500 for treating Henrik Zetterberg’s head like a gorilla trying to open a coconut. It does not give me a good feeling that the bitch Byron Bitz will receive the suspension he deserves for taking out our snarling dog, Kyle Clifford, who will not play tomorrow.

Which brings us to Russians.

Will Andrei Loktionov take the open lineup spot, or will Kevin Westgarth?

Of course I want Loktionov, but it begs an interesting question. Loktionov brings a better defensive game than Westgarth, without a doubt. Crucial against a high powered Canucks team when they get the last change. Do you want Westgarth out there against Burrows and Sedin after an icing call?

However without Clifford we lose a large degree of bite to our game, against a team that is perfectly happy making this series one replete with cat fights, bitch hits and play as dirty as their stars are ugly.

Which player Sutter chooses will speak towards what kind of series the Kings want to play. Get down to their level or ignore and let them throw their useless weight around? I still vote for Loki.

Finally, back to bitches, but still on Russians, this site blew up this morning. Oddly, because of this post.  People are continuously googling “HC Metallurg Cheerleaders”, presumably to watch this video:

Apparently there is an Internet run on naked, Russian women.  Not a bad thing.

It’s probably because our boobs were so good last night.

GO KINGS!