Holy Shit! L.A. Kings Are Up 3-0 Over Canucks

Number 3 Star: Jonathan Quick

Number 2 Star: Jonathan Quick

Number 1 Fucking Star!

JONATHAN QUICK!!



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  1. Wow. This is why I love playoff hockey.

    Who would have imagined we’d be up 3-0?

    Men, one more win against the boys and we finally move on to the second round.

    We were outplayed for many stretches, but Vancouver doesn’t have a 1/10 the heart the Kings do.

    GKG!

  2. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! Holy shit is right. Edler with the delay of game I couldn’t believe I was watching that shit. 3-0 Kings who woulda known? Fuckin A…holy fucking A.

    • That’s pretty much exactly what I said… “Wow… Fuckin A…” a brief pause, and then a bunch of “!!!!” and smiles.

  3. NO FOOLING..QUICK QUICK QUICK!!!!!!!!!!
    VEZINA… COME ON.. They better be Watching Back East
    SO AWESOME …SO AMAZING!
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  4. Forgot to ask… Was that Kopitars first fight? LOL!!

  5. I would say:
    #1 Quick (obviously)
    #2 Richards (awesome defensive game)
    #3 Brown
    #4 The guy wearing the “Sedins: Two Sisters, No Cup” shirt

    …It’s a testament to how ignorant the officials are that Kopi (zero fights, Lady Byng Memorial candidate) gets in a fight with Burrows (unanimous douche-bag of the league candidate and all around horrible person) and there’s no instigator.

    • I cracked up every time I saw that guy. I think he was there with a guy in a Canucks jersey which just made it even funnier.

  6. Cansucks have a lot of time to kill now. Tomorrow they go scuba diving off the Santa Monica pier. On Tuesday they go team roller skating down the South Bay beaches

  7. Nine wins away from Philly West vs. LA East.

    • This would be epic. I haven’t stopped imagining it for three days now…but I have zero faith in Bryzgalov.

      • You have to remember that Bryzgalov is facing the Penguins offense that everyone has rated as #1 in the playoffs. and great goalies are the ones that can not only win the 1-0 game but also the 7-6 game.

    • You have no idea how badly I want to see that series.

  8. The Canucks are done. They threw everything they had at Quick in that second period (24 shots). The Kings had 19 and didn’t really test Schneider and got the W. I just hope that if the Kings are leading on Wens, Burrows and the yellow diving team don’t start taking cheap shots to hurt.
    Kings 14 for 14 on the PK- outstanding.
    Quick 111 saves out of 116 shots- outstanding
    Richards playoff experience (65 games) and the fact he thrives under that kind of pressure is paying off. He was great defensively tonight and clutch in that last minute winning 4 of 5 faceoffs in his own zone in that pressure cooker. That’s the kind of shoulders you need to lean on and Sutter and Stevens know it.
    Also, he’s money in the playoffs 53 points in 65 games or .81 ppg, in addition to being solid on d in his own zone and physical.

  9. He gets 2000 stars in my book!!!

  10. to every “analyst” on the nhl network who chose the canucks in 5. go fuck yourself.

  11. Anybody know if Brownie did gymnastics as a kid, cause, he did that acrobatic somersault on that hip check, then, came around, landed on his skates like a cat and skated off as if nothing happened. What a beast of a player.

    No wonder DL’s phone was ringing off the hook from 29 GMs when Brownie was hung out to dry in the press as trade bait.

    Brownie’s badge of honor is now that most beautiful big “C” on his left shoulder.

    Is that “C” big or what!!!

  12. WOW – One more, lets go

  13. #32 is an absolute fucking stud!

    C’mon boys! One more to go!

    It’s time for that killer instinct!

  14. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday.
    Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday.

    • What a great win! WTF Quick only got #2 star of thev nite on NHL network, they gave Rinne #1 star of day, LOL! What were they thinking! Wednesday can’t get here soon enough! GKG! Sweep!

    • It is fine with me if they want to move the execution for the Cansucks to Monday night, so long as Gov. does not issue any
      last minute reprieve.

  15. Enjoy it tonight and tomorrow, get ready to finish it off at home Wednesday, staples might come undone.

  16. So who else got a spontaneous erection after Brown’s hit on Hendrik?

    • this guy

    • I thought sedin was dead. And why didn’t he go to the quiet room for 15 min minimum? Dude got koed by brown. Have you seen the wall to the bench. He kept pawing at it. If I didn’t hate all those fuckers so much I would feel sorry for him. He team mate can you help me up to hold onto the rail.

      • Ya, for a second I thought that was the end of his career. That hit was remarkable clean and absolutely brutal. I love how, watching it again in slow motion, Brown makes the hit and doesn’t waist half a second before he is looking for someone else. The guy is an animal out there destroying people.

    • Oh yeah, that was like video viagra

  17. When the Sedins go back to Sweden in April what can they do there in April? Is there still a chance for ice fishing or bobsledding for them?
    I know the golf courses are open there.

  18. Damn I saw a lot of BOOBs…….including Hammond.

  19. I hate being premature, so I won’t predict anything for fear of being bitten by fate on my arrogant ass.

    But I can’t help thinking about the guys who predicted the Canucks would win in a sweep:

    “Bullfight critics row on row
    Crowd the enormous Plaza de Toros.
    But only one is there who knows,
    And he’s the one who fights the bull.”

  20. Someone try to tell me he didn’t dive! I give hime a 9.2 on it because he got the penalty and the acting on the leg was superb. I think if we looked at WIll Ferrel shortly after and he would have looked really impressed.

  21. For those that attended the game, is this story true that came out of one of Canada’s big news organization:

    “According to at least one eyewitness report on Sunday night, the Los Angeles Kings used their video board to air a replay of a crosschecking penalty drawn by Vancouver Canucks forward Ryan Kesler in the second period. The video board operators felt Kesler added a dramatic flair to draw the penalty, and after showing the replay, the game operations team aired clips of springboard divers plunging dramatically through the air.

    It was only one in a handful of ways the eighth-seeded Kings have made something of a mockery of the top-seeded Canucks. After their win on Sunday, the Kings now hold a 3-0 lead in their best-of-seven Western Conference quarter-final, the first time the franchise has held such a lead. That lead could become a series victory as early as Wednesday.”

    It is okay by me if this happened, as this is LA/Hollywood, the land of biggest entertainment in the world….

    Source: http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/04/16/nhl-playoff-diary-five-ways-the-kings-have-destroyed-the-canucks/

    • Yep, I was there and I can confirm. It was hilarious.

    • Step in the right direction! I still want them to bust out a submarine dive horn though.

    • It was a montage of many Greg Louganis dives from a past Olympics. It was classic, it was fucking hilarious, but it wasn’t the funniest thing the Kings did on the board.

      They also showed a fast-looped series of replays of the Brown hit on Sedin, and then they showed a closeup of Sedin himself doing the biggest sad-faced, pouty-lips unhappy panda, with clown-quality flexibility in the frown and lower lip protusion of any human-like being I have ever seen. Absolutely priceless, and somebody will find that shot eventually and we will all laugh again.

      • Player X: That warms my heart. I will be scouting around for any clip that surfaces.

        Yet, in the meantime, there is no shortage of diving stuff in circulation everywhere….

        • Dude, I will also have you know that there were a group of fans with judges scorecards (all 10s), and they were also put up on the tron after a dive, I think it was Kesler’s abomination against the boards when Mitchell pawed toward himn from behind, near his shoulder.

  22. I just wanted to share, that when me and my friend were grabbing beers at the concession stand last night, a Canucklehead walking by, totally ate shit and spilt his beer everywhere, but held onto his hot dog. Typical Canuck fan.

    The real funny part, was my friend immediately yelling “Dive! He’s diving!” Even the lady working the stand couldn’t control her laughter.

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