Vancouver Canucks @ LA Kings Round 1 Game 3 Open Forum – Homecoming

I don’t have much to say. I think I said too much last night.

I plan to say more tonight. Well… Maybe say is the wrong term. Yell. Bellow. Scream. Twist? It could happen. Shout. Definitely.

The Kings have a golden opportunity tonight, one they have not had in ages, to take a 3-0 lead on their opponent. The fact that this opponent won the President’s trophy, knocked us out of the playoffs two years ago and are in general, a despicable, despised, deplorable, donkey shit excuse of a collection of human beings, makes the prospect all the sweeter.

Kings make no lineup changes. Don’t need to. The Canucks will start Cory Schneider, though I don’t particularly care.

The crowd will be electric. The energy, palpable. I want this transmitted to the Kings in confidence. Use us Kings, not to manipulate but only to bolster the steely passion and controlled intensity that you have exhibited in the first two games.

Time for a roll call. Will you be there tonight? Will you be wild, insane and louder than the guy standing next to you?

Before we feast, before we unleash beasts and excise what demons we may, we must say our prayers.

In the name of the Captain, the Son of Philly and the Holy Goalie.
Amen.

Blessed are You, Kings our Team and Team of our fathers, Team of Dionne, Team of Luc and Team of Gretzky, the great, mighty and awesome Team, exalted Team, who bestows bountiful goals, who creates all wins, who remembers the insanity of the fans, and who, in love, brings a redeemer to their fans’s children, for the sake of Our Kings.

Our Kings, who art on home ice
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy kingdom come, thy wills be done
On our ice as it was on theirs.
Give us this day our daily goals, and forgive no Canuck their transgressions,
As we pound into submission those who trespass against us.
And lead us past the first round,
Past these evil Canuck fucks.
Amen.

Hail Kopi, full of grace, the fans are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst players and blessed are the fruit of thy skills, goals.
Holy Kopi, dominant of centers, play for us sinners,
Now until the hour of our Cup.
A-fucking-men.

Go fucking nuts.

GO FUCKING NUTS!

GO KINGS!!!



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35 replies

  1. I’ll be there! And I’m always LOUD. GO KINGS GO!

  2. Gonna be a little black cloud of failure over the Canuck’s bench the whole game, raining futility until they are continually pelted with the hailstones of Angeleno determination.

  3. Right on Amen!!! Go Kings!!!

  4. My two brothers and I will be there, going nuts in 117. Go Kings Go!

  5. Tonight is when our team shows if their win streak from the trade deadline is a fluke or the real deal.
    I have to definitely go with the real deal, since what they did late in the season and in the two games in Riot City was great hockey.
    Even the two games with the Shfarts were very close matches, actually ties. The game with Boston was close until the end. The game in Vancouver in late March was just the one goal loss. The game in Minn. was close and they were dead tired arriving in their hotel room at 4 am that early morning of game day.
    So, I say, forget about all of the stuff in October to February, as we have the new Kings, kind of like lost souls that found their new identidy and redemption.
    Lets go with the present facts on the table, the new players in Carter, King, Nolen. The new offensive orientation. The new sparks in Kopi, Brown, and Richards, with some better stuff from Penner. Lets go with the momentum. Lets go with the fact that the team is reborn and has a new lease on life.
    Lets just say, they are the team we were all looking to wake up from its slumber.
    We had the makings of a much better team. We already had Quick. We had Quick who was fighting and fighting to keep this team in the race this year, and it definitely helped for him to lead and be the backstop and foundation to inspire what we are now seeing.
    I now feel so much better no matter what happens. Rather than doubts and hope in the past, I have seen with my eyes and seen the scoreboard, that this team a proving that they have the guts and desire to excel and win.
    What more can we want.

    GO KINGS GO!!!

  6. If we do anything less of buttraping the shit out of every single caFUCk then I will not be pleased. Kopi is great, yay. Burrows is a gay(gaeeei?), yay. Let us see the fucking light and please just fucking kick those ‘nucks in the nuts.

    and win because fuck the canucks… so yeah

  7. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FUCKING WORDS I HAVE EVER READ.
    FUCK THE CANUCKS VANCOUVER SUCKS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL KNOW IT.
    NO OTHER TEAM IN THIS HOLIEST OF SPORTS IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO ENJOY THE FRUITS OF THE LORDS CUP AS ARE OUR BELOVED KINGS.

  8. I’ll be in 317 looking for BOOBs

  9. Represent Ally ou S&Sers going to Staples!!!
    Our home..our KINGS ..our Time to Shine..
    Keep going Boys..We are so Pround of You ALL!
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  10. Fuck a nuck…KINGS RULE!

  11. go kings go

  12. who will shine tonite

    • It would be outrageous if each King tonight shines and makes big time highlight real plays in a huge victory

      Go Each King Go!!!

  13. Go kings go!
    I want my beard to continue growing! Let’s sweep the nucks!

  14. oh man alive here we go

  15. who was the anthem singer tonight?

  16. shakey start

  17. Kings weathered the storm. That 3 on 1 was a heartbreaker, golden chance.

    Quick looking like Quick which is keeping things under control.

  18. BROWNIE!!

  19. Shut out King Quick!

  20. #1 Star – Quick
    #2 Star – Richards (awesome defense)
    #3 Star – Brown
    #4 Star – The guy wearing the “Sedins: Two Sisters, No Cup” shirt (well done buddy)

  21. I’m so proud of our boys! This is an amazing feeling… One more game to go let’s handle our business!

    & I want to apologize to our Captain for saying he was a no show game 1. Too harsh on my part

  22. Too bad Kopi didn’t score a goal. He’d have a Gordie Howe hattrick. And Burrows and Kesler are assholes.

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