St. Louis Blues @ LA Kings Round 2 Game 4 Open Forum – Because

Because Jonathan Quick is an All-Star.


Because Anze Kopitar is a beast.


Because Dustin Brown is our Captain.


Because everyone contributes.


Because the players have earned it.


Because the fans deserve it.


Because winning is the only option.


Just because.


One step at a time. The Blues are underfoot.

We pray for that next step.

In the name of the Captain, the Son of Philly and the Holy Goalie.


Bless us Oh Hockey Gods, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through LA Kings, Our Team. Amen.

Blessed are You, Kings our Team and Team of our fathers, Team of Dionne, Team of Luc and Team of Gretzky, the great, mighty and awesome Team, exalted Team, who bestows bountiful goals, who creates all wins, who remembers the insanity of the fans, and who, in love, brings a redeemer to their fans’ children, for the sake of Our Kings.

Peace be upon no St. Louis fan, without mercy or blessing of Kings.

Holy Sutter, Holy Stevens;
We give you thanks
that your Schemes, Attitude and Leadership
Are manifest with Power and Pressure
throughout all zones,
within all lines,
and we accept your Tutelage now,
in defense and forecheck.

I pray to the wunderkind, the play-maker, destroyer of all cap space, the enemy of forwards, of great brilliance, the descendent of Orr and of Borque, the one who shines like the Dewey flower.

I invoke and call upon thee O Father Mitchell,
Lord of long stick, Master of all lanes and gaps.
I invite you to the blue line;
Defend it, sustain it, make it home.

Voices above,
Voices of Fans,
Yell from the stands of Staples;
Voices below,
LA King’s Inner-voices,
Speak from the dreams of childhood;
So may our playoffs be beautiful.

Our Kings, who art on home ice
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy kingdom come, thy wills be done
On our ice as it was on theirs.
Give us this day our daily goals, and forgive no Blue their transgressions,
As we pound into submission those who trespass against us.
And lead us past the second round,
Past these evil Blues fucks.

Hail Kopi, full of grace, the fans are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst players and blessed are the fruit of thy skills, goals.
Holy Kopi, dominant of centers, play for us sinners,
Now until the hour of our Cup.

Go fucking nuts.



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27 replies

  1. I’m in Tokyo for business and will be waking up at 4am to watch this game. The one good thing about that, I’m pretty sure I get to watch it on GameCenter Live because it’s not blacked out with exclusive coverage here. Thanks Japan! Go Kings Go!

  2. Nothing more need be said.

    GO! KINGS! GO!

  3. today the kings go to the conference finals in style from staples in front of all us fans!!!!!

    go kings go!!!!

  4. These 20 King warriors at high noon are ready for the taste and smell of battle. This is the time and place to put an end to the Blues gang that are hanging on the ropes. These men of LA black and white have what it takes. It is the time to finish the job. Yes, they want it and we want it and it can be done today. They have what it takes as that cannot be doubted given their success to date. All the ingredients are there and in place to close the deal.

    Go Kings Go and Win LA Kings!!!

  5. Amen, brother! I want to see the handshake line today………live and in-person!

  6. Want to see History !

  7. Prayer said. Time to get in the car and head out. (I live in Lake Arrowhead so it takes me a while to get there). Go Kings Go!

  8. Even though I can’t be there in person I will be yelling like hell and annoying the neighborhood….BEER!

  9. Nick Nickson!!

  10. Legends in Long Beach is not like being at Staples. But it sure as hell pretty close. Great fans here. Cheaper beer and the biggest TV screen I have ever seen.

    For those of you at Staples don’t you dare let up. Scream. Chant. Please for those of us not present.

    GO KINGS!!!!

  11. Oh and On NBCSN during the intermission they spoke about Jordan Nolan. Let put up Sydney Crosby’s picture. I can’t say for sure but… Seriously it was Syd. Anyone else see that?


  13. Kopi gets diety this week for keeping the puck out of the net on that 4 on 4.


  14. **** YEAH!

  15. Sweet victory. Team on a mission. Kings were super in the patented shut down suffocation game.
    Blues turned blue from strangling game.

    Full team effort and reward.

  16. Absolutely AWESOME!!!
    CANNOT stop Smiling..
    GO KINGS GO!!!


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