Sexual Assault Allegations Against Drew Doughty? Fuck That.

When I first heard someone had made sexual assault allegations against Drew Doughty, my first instinct was “Jarret? What the hell, man? He’s your teammate!”

I then read the L.A. Times report.

Los Angeles County prosecutors are reviewing an allegation by a woman who alleges she was sexually assaulted earlier this year by L.A. Kings player Drew Doughty, a district attorney’s spokeswoman said Tuesday.

“It’s under review,” said spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons, who declined to detail the allegations, citing the office’s pending decision. “I expect a resolution this week.”

Doughty’s attorney, Craig Renetzky, said that although the case was technically under review, he expects it will be rejected this week.

The Hermosa Beach Police Department, which investigated the case, did not return numerous calls for comment Tuesday afternoon.

Under review, cops not talking and he hired the same lawyer that Mark Hardy had. I didn’t like the sound of this.

A little more digging and there are more details that the L.A. Times didn’t have in their article. From the Press-Telegram.

A 25-year-old woman has accused Los Angeles Kings star Drew Doughty of sexually assaulting her at his Hermosa Beach home in March, police said Tuesday.

Huh. An older woman.

The woman reported the alleged “date rape” on March 1, when she said Doughty forced her into a cab outside Baja Sharkeez in Hermosa Beach, took her home and sexually assaulted her, police said.

Wait, in Hermosa Beach? This isn’t Tehran, any city in Pakistan or Detroit. It’s fucking Hermosa Beach. Forced in a cab? From a bar? Against her will? “But Scribe, maybe the cab driver recognized Drew Doughty, was star struck and didn’t say anything!” Are you fucking crazy? The cab driver’s name is Mawaan Singh, he has never seen an ice surface much less recognize a hockey player and he doesn’t know who the hell Drew Doughty or any other member of our hockey team is.

Hermosa Beach police Sgt. Bob Higgins confirmed a TMZ.com account that said the woman told officers that Doughty bumped into her in the bar and invited her back to his home.

I wonder if he used my most effective pick up line when I was single. “Hi, sex?” Worked every time…almost every time.

According to the account, the 22-year-old defenseman was embarrassed in front of his teammates when she rejected his advances, calling him an a- – - – - -

She called him an a- – - – -. An a- – - – -? I suppose my hope for a linguistic awakening after Jonathan Quick threw down bombs during the rally won’t be realized. The word is asshole…unless she really just called him an a, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, in which case, how the hell can you trust anything she says after that?

The woman told police Doughty then shoved her into a cab, took her home and sexually assaulted her, Higgins said.

Forced her out of a bar. Led her to a cab. Pushed her into a cab. Told the cab driver where to go. The cab driver complied. Meanwhile, the victim did not do or say anything that would cause the cab driver to be alerted that something is amiss here and this handsome young man may intend this woman harm. He then removed her from the cab, took her to his home, undressed her and had forcible sex with her. That’s the story?

He said Doughty told detectives the sex was consensual.

Before we jump to conclusions…

“His story is minus the wrangling and the forcing,” Higgins said.

Wrangling? Wrangling?? Who said anything about wrangling? Hey, I rode bulls (the real ones) during law school and for a few years thereafter. I know my way around large animals that want to kill you as well as horses and cattle. I have wrangled plenty. Unless Drew Doughty jumped on Dustin Penner’s shoulders, chased this girl around, leapt off, pinned her ears down flat and tied her up in under 3 seconds, let’s not make assumptions about any fucking wrangling.

“It’s ‘they met in a bar and they partied together, they went to his house and it was a one-night stand kind of thing.”‘

What is this, an interview with Patrick O’Neil? What does one-night stand kind of thing, mean? You either consensually fucked her after meeting her or you didn’t. There is only one of those “kind of things”. Let’s not hedge our bets with our words or try to be politically correct. I met her. I took her home. I fucked her. I had no intention of seeing her again.

I suddenly miss my 20’s.

During an interview, Higgins said, a detective asked the woman what punishment Doughty should receive.

Uh oh. Here we go.

“She said, `I don’t want him to win the Stanley Cup,”‘ Higgins said.

No.

Fucking.

Way!

She did NOT say that?

In March?

What the hell was our record at that time? How long after the Jeff Carter trade was this?

This girl has no luck. First, she consensually fucks Drew Doughty and regrets it and then the whole L.A. Kings team fucks her by winning the Stanley Cup.

Are we sure this was really a girl? Has someone checked Jack Johnson’s whereabouts during this time period?

The District Attorney’s Office is reviewing the case to determine whether charges will be filed. A decision could come as soon as Wednesday, police and prosecutors said.

What is the D.A. reviewing the case for? To determine how damn obtuse the allegations are? Unless the burden of proof is guilty beyond the below average intelligence of a Ducks fan, I am pretty sure the only case here is one for Drew to grow the hell up and not be so immature to screw any dumb girl he meets in a bar when he’s worth $56 million dollars and is the franchise on defense. For that, he is guilty as charged.



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  1. I watched Game 6 again for the 15th time tonight. Oh, and can somebody make sure Drew fucks this bitch again in March 2013 please. Thank You!!

    • “Oh, and can somebody make sure Drew fucks this bitch again in March 2013 please. Thank You!!” HAHAHA!! Fuck yea Craig! I’m with you on that one!!

    • Great call Craig….was this the same chick sitting behind the Devils bench all Finals? If so….maybe that’s why Broduer got shelled so hard. The puck looks like the size of a penny after staring at those beach balls all series. It’s all about the mammories boys!!

      • Read an article or comment which leads me to believe the gal your talking about is a professional porn actress of some renown.

        If you ask me the best looker was that redhead sitting behind the Blues bench in St Louis.

    • So the McSorley curse is reversed by having your franchise player meet an older girl in a bar, call him an ass hole, and still screw him. Interesting… Knowing this, I’m really surprised the curse lasted as long as it did.

      Now I’m not much of a player but usually when a girl calls one of my buddies an ass hole it’s because he did something really funny. Compounded by the fact that she *still* had sex with him by the end of the night- wow… Well done, buddy. Now, NEVER DO IT AGAIN! Damn it, Doughty, has some self-respect.

  2. So, the Kings win the Cup, then all these vultures start coming out? This bitch is likely looking for a payday. She knows she can now cash in due to his success. Why all of a sudden is she coming forward with this story? $$$$$, that’s why. #BLD (Bitches Love Drama).

    I also agree that Doughty needs to man-up about high-sticking any vag he sees. He has got to know that chicks like this are simply looking for cash. I would almost bet this woman told him to go raw dog too. Lets hope his big brain overruled his little brain, and he wore protection.

    • What confuses me, is what she knew that none of us did ……. that the Kings would win the Cup. I don’t think there was anyone here on March 1st 2012 who would of “BET THEIR LIFE” the Kings would win the Cup !

  3. bunch of people on LAKi linked TMZ articles that said the charges have already been dropped.

  4. Next time Doughty should be careful about putting his Willy into a gals Penner!! Somebody needs to teach the kid to avoid the headache and just put his Richard in her Brownie. When he is about to finish, he has to move Quick and Loktionov all over her face. In the words of Daryl Sutter, “win or lose, thats an awesome play, right?”

  5. Scribe, don’t accuse others of jumping to conclusions and then do so yourself.

    She didn’t necessarily call Drew an asshole. She very easily could have called him an Armenian.

  6. This is so fucking ridiculous it’s beyond description. Doughty bangs this bitch, doesn’t call her again, and now, after he’s won the Cup she decides that it was “date rape”? Bullshit! Once they throw the charges against Doughty out, he ought to sue this bitch for defamation of character! Then he ought to be a hell of a lot more careful about who he fucks!

  7. Just read on twitter that the “lady” has Gloria Allred to represent her. If that is true, this shit isn’t going away for awhile.

    I can’t get over the fact that this alleged “rape” happened early March……………..yet it gets “leaked” a little over a week after the cup was lifted. Hmmmm.

    • I would like to have a summer WITHOUT DREW DOUGHTY DRAMA! FUCK!

    • “Let this b a lesson you don’t know a person after talking and drinking for an hour. There r sickys out there. So he doesn’t call he’s happy while she is steaming about it. She prob seen him parting with someone else and decide she will fix him! Guys get smart stop playing around with bar flies! Grow up and get to know a person. If u r that horny call an escort!

  8. At least by now I figured Richards and Carter would have proctored Doughty on how to handle women so that they are happy campers and really want only a one night hook up with no strings attached. There are plenty of good lookers around that are up for those gigs. At least this is not any kind of Kobe story or Tiger Woods bizarre story to worry about.

    At any rate, this story has so many countless stories and circus side show conflicting facts, Drew should be able to skate free on this one:

    Per Huff Post tonight:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/drew-doughty-sexual-assault_n_1610750.html

    The alleged victim, a woman, called Doughty an “a**hole,” which prompted
    laughter from the team, who were all gathered at a Hermosa Beach bar, according to TMZ. Later on that night, claimed the victim, she and Doughty went home, where she says the sexual assault took place. At this point, there are differing reports about whether the alleged attack took place at his or her home.

    Sgt. Robert Higgins of the Hermosa Beach police department told the LA Weekly that surveillance video from the restaurant shows at least the first part of the encounter, but that the case could come down to “he said, she said.”

    Sgt. Higgins also revealed that parts of the investigation appear to have been blocked by the victim herself. Police asked her to call Doughty so they could listen to the conversation, but she refused, reports the Los Angeles Times. Higgins also mentioned that both police and the district attorney’s office found “credibility problems” with the alleged victim, notes the Times.

    No sweat, this one will be history very soon.

    • Women love assholes. Sorry but no fucking way is the rest of the guys going to allow Dewey to “kidnap” a whore against her will. I highly dought a bunch of Canadian farm boys would sfand for a woman to be mistreated and rape. This isn’t the NBA. Fucking shame the kid gets smeared and slandered. She’s relying on her body for a payday. What a lowlife cunt. Any luck and her face gets disfigured and she has to rely on her winning personality and “brains.” I hate men and women who target wealthy people. Get a job, slob.

  9. I need to watch GAme 6 again! Good thing I have it on my dvr and it will be airing tomorrow on NHL Network.

  10. You missed the telltale red flag….wait ….she hired Gloria Allred to represent her (according to KCAL 9)….ugggghhh .

  11. Gloria Allred–Huh??

    Drew only needs to reach Mark Levine tomorrow and he will dispose of this with Gloria Allred in 24 hours:

    Mark Levin Destroys Gloria Allred

  12. Outside of Sharkeez? I’m supposed to believe a woman was wrangled into a cab in front of bar patrons, the HBPD who are always around (looking for drunks), and no one saw or heard anything? The surveillance cameras belonging to the two banks on either side of Pier Ave, some of are which are pointed at the taxi areas, didn’t catch anything? Then the taxi driver didn’t notice a woman being forced into the cab? His teammates didn’t notice and try to prevent him from doing something detrimental to his career? I just don’t buy it. It’s too easy to poke holes in this.

    Drew’s endorsement deals are a good as gone. His jersey sales will go down. I’m sure his family, friends, and teammates are all getting shit for this. Don’t you think Jarret Stoll would offer to call up a d-list actress to help out his buddy?

    “Unless Drew Doughty jumped on Dustin Penner’s shoulders, chased this girl around, leapt off, pinned her ears down flat and tied her up in under 3 seconds, let’s not make assumptions about any fucking wrangling.”

    That was pure gold.

  13. First thought ..the bitch saw $$ signs. Yet another one making a bad rap for other females ..ugghh.
    At first I thought ‘oh no’..what just happened in Vegas?
    It all sounds hokey.
    He was in bar..took her home..party at his house? Then she turned him down in front of other players? What scam was she pulling? Was she using him to get to domeone else? Report said then went to his house..weren’t they already there??
    You all know Doughty is young ..just acting his age..I have always said he should have been taken in by a more established..read that mature player, like Marcel did with Luc.
    Hopefully he learns from this to be smarter with his hook-ups.
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  14. I thought up in Canada the boys in hockey camp are automatically prepared for the facts of life.

    Sexologist Dr. Drew needs to sit down with Drew to give him a gender refresher course to protect that $56 million and the Kings returning to the 2013 finals:

  15. Dude I thought you were slowly working this into a joke. When you said “she didnt want him to win the stanley cup” I started laughing. Then I went and read the press-telegram story.
    Hahaha are you fucking kidding me???? She really said she didnt want him to win the cup!!!!!
    She really did get fucked twice!! Thats fucking gold

  16. Having interviewed Drew Doughty in the locker room, while he was undressing in front of us “reporters”, I can say the charge should have been “assault with a deadly weapon”

  17. These Ontario boys got to understand that these SoCal wrangling hookups are only eligible if you put a branding iron to their ass and hitch up:

  18. One of you ia s lawyer right? Is there a legitimate legal reason it took four months to bring this up?

    Did said wad of jizz that was launched, supposedly without consent, take about four months to land?

    It’s touchy joking about sexual assault– well, not in my house, but in a public forum it is– but me thinks there be a Ducks fan at work here.

    At least it’s a jizz covered one.

  19. Who fucking parties in Hermosa anyway? Awful.

    I hope this is cleared up really soon.

    • Yeah, HB, Sharkeez, just a sleepy lite weight easy kick back nest for sea gulls to fly around dropping shit bombs on the bikini babes. Nothing going on there much at all. Case closed.

      Anyway, who in their right mind would want to hang out there during a pajama party?

      • In the first image, none of those chicks are actually hot and the ones on the flyer aren’t going to be at the pajama party.

        Sure there are hot girls in Hermosa, I’ve been there more times than I’ve liked as I have some college friends that live there, or nearby. I’ve even had some good times, but as a general rule: Bad music, tons of bros, frat party atmosphere, extremely difficult to find an attractive girl with even enough substance to understand what you’re saying…

        I’ll take my hunting elsewhere. There are plenty of spots in the LA/Orange County area where you can avoid the nightmare that is Hermosa and still hook up with attractive women.

  20. Johnny Cochrane defense…

    Since no one wants to touch ANYTHING in Hermosa let alone a droopy tit,

    therefore,

    we must aquit.

  21. I dunno from nothing about any of the facts.

    I hope she’s just a lying cunt out for money or a bit of vaginal revenge — and that her “credibility problems” are so publicly demonstrated that the case ends this week for once and all..

    But even if a D.A. doesn’t see “beyond a reasonable doubt” in this chick, Gloria Allred may calculate that the mere threat of “preponderance of the evidence” can scare up some dough.

    It won’t be the first time.

    • In criminal cases the degree of persuasion is beyond a reasonable doubt…preponderance of the evidence is for civil cases…although I wouldn’t be surprised if Allred didn’t know the difference. Doesn’t matter though because the accuser has not been cooperating with the investigation and (warning: sarcasm coming your way) tiny insignificant details like whether the assault happened at her residence or his keep getting in the way.
      As if that isn’t enough to dismiss the case, she said Doughty not winning the Stanley Cup would be punishment enough. She clearly is not sane if she believes the person responsible for allegedly raping her losing a championship is justice being served.
      The alleged assault happened on March 1st, the Kings didn’t even know if they would make the playoffs, let alone if they would be winning the Cup at that point in the season. Which brings me to the only question I really have about this entire story; if LA hadn’t won the Cup, was she planning on dropping the charges? I really hope someone asked her that, because I would love to know how she responded. But, this could all be a case of mistaken identity, has anyone questioned Brad Doty regarding his whereabouts on March 1st?

      • Actually, I WAS referring to the threat of a civil case in my post.

        If the D.A. decides there’s not enough there to secure a criminal conviction and closes the case down, that decision, from what we’ve been told thus far, seems to depend on the prosecutrix’ “credibility problems” — which are, after all, apparently based here upon subjective evaluations of the reliability of the woman’s accusations.

        Allred can still file her civil complaint — which she would do, as usual for her, amid plenty of media ballyhoo. If her case ultimately goes down the toilet Allred herself is still protected from a malicious prosecution action by the simple defense of claiming to have believed her own client at the time she filed — reasonable enough, so long as there’s nothing definitive to demonstrate that her client lied to her or is nuts or otherwise incapable of being believed and that she was unreasonably relying upon her client’s story. Her own client’s declaration — without more — should be sufficient to get her past summary judgment.

        As a defendant in a civil lawsuit Dewey is subject to the Wonderful World of Discovery, accompanied by the equally Nasty World of News Coverage. If Bill Clinton — as a sitting fucking president — can be compelled to testify at deposition about his sexual life, then how does some schnook hockey player avoid it?

        And another thought: Suppose the nightmare happens — that the civil case turns sour for Dewey or Allred screws up the news hyenas to fever pitch. After all, a Stanley Cup champ in flagrante delicto is a hot topic. Either of these eventualities can trigger a RE-assessment by the D.A., who may decide, in light of “additional considerations”, to file dat ol’ criminal complaint for forcible rape.

        Even to wholly innocent men such an — for lack of a better word — “inconvenience” is worth paying hard cash to avoid.

        That’s how we do things in a civilized society.

        I only hope and pray that Dewey makes it through this without being scarred too badly — and that it doesn’t affect his play on the ice.

  22. all I have to say from the female side of this….what a dumb fuck she is!
    And such an embarrassment to all us girls out there….I am tired of this “sexual assault” from a celebrity charge being filed…especially this one which has more holes in it than Martin Brodeur after facing our Kings in the playoffs!…..Hey I like that comparison!

  23. More land-minds around LA for Drew:

    If anybody has Drew’s phone number, tell him please to stay a mile away from Gloria’s Canadian Trump beauty pageant client hanging around West Hollywood doing bikini photo ops, as she is off limits with a re-plumbed and re-wired pelvis which works like an old Chevy Nova–” no go”.

    I agree with most here, we all have to team up to watch over him and protect him from mongrels and scavengers….

  24. The only person Drew has raped is Dean Lombardi

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