There were two things I promised myself once the L.A. Kings won the Cup – A Kings tattoo on my body (first Kings tattoo, second actual one) and a Kings customization of my motorcycle helmet. For those who do not know, I am an avid rider and have been most of my adult life – Harley, sports bikes, you name it.
I haven’t gotten the L.A Kings tattoo yet because the better half and I have a slight disagreement about location…no, it’s not over my penis. I want to put the tattoo across my back. The wife is not having any of it. She wants it to go on the left shoulder / arm, since the right arm is occupied and this would make it, according to her, “symmetrical”. On this issue, I may have to revert to the established guy code that, in the name of progress, it is sometimes easier to apologize than to ask permission.
Fortunately, the motorcycle issue is entirely my domain and within my unabashed discretion. I sent my helmet off for customization nearly two weeks ago with design instructions and I picked it up today. I showed it to Charlotte first (every Harley needs a girl’s name) and I am now showing it to you second. Enjoy.
Oh and if we occupy a highway together, honk and wave hello…ladies, remember to show your elbows.
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