Let’s Say You Have The Stanley Cup for One Day…Who Would You Disappoint?

The expression “you can’t please everybody” sure as hell applies when you win the Stanley Cup.

First, some chick gets hell-bent out of shape on Twitter with Dustin Brown so I step in and give her a rash of shit for her adolescent behavior with some of my own…for those looking for a link, I have none for you. It’s at least a month old. If you followed me on Twitter, you would already know what I am taking about and you probably would have joined in.

Now, Jonathan Quick’s high school coach feels “snubbed”.

This got me thinking. What would I do if I had the Cup for one day and, most importantly, who would I disappoint? The list came to me quickly.

  • 4th grade girlfriend, Jennifer. Bitch broke my heart.
  • Timmy Love…for wanting Shane Doan on the L.A. Kings. If he apologized, I would consider letting him admire it from afar.
  • The County of Orange. Anyone who is worth talking to in this town would travel to L.A. to see it.
  • Tuan Jim, not because I don’t love him but because he would likely ejaculate on it if he got too close.
  • Matt Barry unless he brought some Hollywood tail with him.

What’s yours?

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4 replies

  1. Any local LA media people that were and are clueless about the Kings.

    Mayor V for ignoring the Kings.

    Obama until he invites the team to the WH

    All the NBC Sports Crew.


    Beverly Hills School Ed jerks.

    Everyone from Silicon Valley unless they are related to Steve Jobs or worked for him, except if they are shark fans.

  2. Here is Willie Mitchell with the CUP and this is how he figured he would not disappoint.

    There is a video of Willie with the CUP here:

    Here is a home grown video of Willie’s arrival with the CUP:

    Willie, you are the man!

  3. One never knows whom he’ll disappoint until he has his day with Lord Stanley.

    Some guys might protest how they’d share the glory with friends, family, local teachers, orphans, etc. Yet when the Moment comes they’ll just squirrel themselves in a corner with the Cup and jack off into it.

    Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men . . .

  4. Willie and his day with the CUP on top of the Mountain. What a great feeling it must be!


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