“Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it…” A Challenge to the Balloon Guy.

Kid: I want a bicycle.

Jeremy: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?

Kid: I just want a bicycle!

Jeremy: Why… why are you yelling at me?

Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!

Jeremy: All right, I’m going to make you a bicycle. But I don’t want to make you a bicycle.

Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

I was at a four-year old’s birthday party this afternoon – my daughter’s cute little cousin. As I sipped a beer and chatted with the adults, I noticed the kids congregating around a guy making balloon animals. Kids left there one by one with Mickey, Minnie, Ariel, Yo Gabba Gabba, Buzz Lightyear, cars, crowns and hats. The scene hit me. A smile and a devilish thought, I sauntered to said balloon making man and proceeded to challenge him.

“A Stanley Cup?” he asked.

“An L.A. Kings balloon inspired Stanley Cup. You can’t make it. I came here to tell you that,” I explained.

Many gray balloons and ten minutes later…



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6 replies

  1. lol thats fucking sick.
    ud better have tipped him one of those beers for that.

  2. Lol, thanks fucking awesome I had a bad day and needed the smile.

  3. Please have him make one for you to bring to the season opener.

    If I had the dinero and time and land I would construct a house resembling the Stanley Cup.

    I would live there happily ever after.

  4. I bet that baby can fit like a hat. You would be one bad ass mofo strutting around staples with that on your head for the season opener in December.

  5. For many reasons, I think you gotta link this guy’s info; one for skill, two for patience with you and three for knowing the Cup.

    I still think clown’s are creepy.

  6. Could wear it as a hat & be a “Cup Head”

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