Courtesy of Dustin Penner…not making this up, he posted this. Surly and I have the movie rights. I am directing.
Dustin Penner’s Novella
January 28, 2013 By
Surly and Scribe's Stanley Cup Champion L.A. Kings Hockey News
Our Kings, Who Hath Won the Stanley Cup, Hallowed Be Thy Game
Courtesy of Dustin Penner…not making this up, he posted this. Surly and I have the movie rights. I am directing.


Can I have some of what your smoking?
……..by the way, I am referring to Penner!
Well, I say Ryback picked the right pad to visit to make a strong impression with a dump. If one plays like shit then one must receive it back in return. Being scratched is not enough either.
I liked his last goal against the Coyotes. The one that sent them bitching and whining to anyone in sight.
Some people took too many mushrooms during the lockout! First, sucking dick, now fecophelia? If we’re not gonna talk about hockey, let’s at least talk about something interesting. Perhaps deep, pink, warm, dripping (slightly low tidal) pussy. But hockey would be better. Thank you. Go Kings.