Fuck…

Wife reminded me at the end of this game that I unintentionally broke tradition, one established last season. Before every Kings vs. Ducks, we dined at our favorite restaurant and I always ordered the duck…this time, we had guests and I forgot. Fuck.

From that moment forward, everything sucked.

Accident on the 57 freeway, backed up traffic, we were late to the game. My condolences  to the Kings fans involved in it. Hope everyone is alright.

Walked in and the Kings were down 2-0. I saw Bernier in net.

Jonathan Bernier played like it was his first game…in the AHL.

Drew Doughty.

Mike Richards…his “better” is still warm garbage.

Dustin Penner.

Colin Fraser.

Even Cliffy.

Our defense. Nick Bonino? Fuck off.

All sucked.

Our penalty kill.

That wasn’t our penalty kill. That was some botched abortion with a rusty coat hanger.

I can’t look at scoring two powerplay goals as a positive against this shit hole of a defense Anaheim has and after they played last night.

For the love of the Hockey Gods, CAN WE FUCKING GET WILLIE MITCHELL BACK!?

I have nothing witty, nothing funny, and if you can’t share in my anger, fuck off.



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12 replies

  1. Just a painful 3rd period. This had better be the rock bottom moment of clarity, or we’re in for a long season. At least Penner skated his ass off most of the game. Can we please send out an APB for Williams? Where is he? Is Scuderi skating on an injury?

    Where’s the scotch?!

  2. I’m trying to figure out, what the fuck is going on? Offense isn’t suppose to be a problem with the forward group LA has. Defense took a hit with the loss of Mitchell and Greene, but I thought depth on D was suppose to be a strong suit of the team? All I know is Martinez fucking blows when he’s in the top 4. When the PP sucks, the PK is good. When the PP Is good, the PK sucks… what the hell?

    Kopitar has looked like ass. Richards looks like ass, but is kind of getting better. Same with Brown and Williams. Penner… holy fuck. Lewis looks like ass. Stoll looks like ass. King looks like ass. Fraser was major ass tonight.

    Was winning the Cup really a result of ideal matchups? I was hoping LA could squash that theory, but it doesn’t look promising. It feels dirty to start letting negativity creep up after last year, but this is starting to feel all too familiar.

    Man, this is going to be a long, shortened season.

  3. Fuck..perfect description. Damnitltohell..where was our stellar PK???
    Yanked Quicker.. wake up call to him and team.
    But to no avail.. so disappointing.. we are better then that :(
    GO KINGS GO!!!
    WWTC!!!!

  4. I have been crying for Willie Mitchell or days!!! Argh this game sucked!!!

  5. Yeah, it was sad but at least 4 goals were scored so there’s that.

    I didn’t think Bernier was that bad. He didn’t really give up any softies, not from my perspective. It looked like the Kings D had a bad off night. Quick doesn’t look the same either. Is it his back? or is it the lack of Mitchell and Greene not being around? Obviously, those two are powerplay warriors.

    I say Bernier start the next game. Actually, Gagne wasn’t horrible. I finally saw that quickness and tenacity I haven’t seen since he came here. We shall see.

  6. Kinda glad I forgot to record the game so I’m not tempted to sit through this travesty.

    • It was an abortion. I think passing is the main problem. As simple as it sounds, they can’t make a tape-to-tape pass to save themselves. Not to get all basketball, but I’d be very interested to know the statistics on picks. How many turnovers have resulted from bad stretch passes or where a pass wasn’t received properly. (Quisp?). Stone hands and poor vision.

  7. The third period was like water torture. The pain was slow and gradual. I don’t know what is it with the Kings right now. When their offense is doing well, their defense isn’t. When our defense is doing well, our offense is in the shitter. I was at the pond too and it was damn horrible especially to have some dumb fat chick in front of me heckle me and my group for the remaining minutes of the game. If I really didn’t care, I’d probably kick her fatass off the 300 section. I wanted smash all those quackers that were blowing. Losing is already bad. Losing to the Quacks and the Sharks? It hits a nerve.

  8. Surly called the score.

  9. Horrific display of defense, goaltending, and penalty killing. Fuck!

  10. Bernier looked like one of those goalie targets you attach to a net and have to shoot the puck into the holes in the corners. He just stood there. The PK was abysmal, but Jordan Nolan is a total bad ass. We need a prayer for Willie Mitchell’s return!

  11. Damn it Bobby, It’s all your fault! That and the fact even while scoring four goals, our offense found a way to look like shit.

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