Wife reminded me at the end of this game that I unintentionally broke tradition, one established last season. Before every Kings vs. Ducks, we dined at our favorite restaurant and I always ordered the duck…this time, we had guests and I forgot. Fuck.

From that moment forward, everything sucked.

Accident on the 57 freeway, backed up traffic, we were late to the game. My condolences  to the Kings fans involved in it. Hope everyone is alright.

Walked in and the Kings were down 2-0. I saw Bernier in net.

Jonathan Bernier played like it was his first game…in the AHL.

Drew Doughty.

Mike Richards…his “better” is still warm garbage.

Dustin Penner.

Colin Fraser.

Even Cliffy.

Our defense. Nick Bonino? Fuck off.

All sucked.

Our penalty kill.

That wasn’t our penalty kill. That was some botched abortion with a rusty coat hanger.

I can’t look at scoring two powerplay goals as a positive against this shit hole of a defense Anaheim has and after they played last night.

For the love of the Hockey Gods, CAN WE FUCKING GET WILLIE MITCHELL BACK!?

I have nothing witty, nothing funny, and if you can’t share in my anger, fuck off.