Fuck All of You Who Sent Emails…and We Love You

Surly and I come up with this idea to give rings, at cost, to diehard L.A. Kings fans who just happen to be diehard S&S readers, focusing on those who are out of State or cannot get one of their own.

Surly writes the post, I set aside 5 rings and so does he.


That’s what we got.

“We’ll get a few emails. Should be easy enough…” I think.

I go through what feels like 100 emails the first day after Jacob forwards them to me. Some make me laugh, others strike a chord and all of them come from the heart.

Your love of the Kings.

Your kind and endearing words for Jacob and I.

I think I have a list of 10 to seriously consider although it could have easily been a list of 50.

I tell Jacob yesterday that I want to call Children’s Hospital Los Angeles and find out if they have any young Kings fans so I can deliver a couple of rings. Not from the 10 set aside. From the two I was going to save.

I get home after the Kings vs. Ducks game tonight. I am angry…ready to take a baseball bat at random street signs but I first check my email.

What do I see?

A shit load more emails.


Jacob and I will read every one.

We need more rings.

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12 replies

  1. You didn’t get one from me. And you know why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give two shits about that cracker Jack / cereal box ring. Fuck that ring. I guarantee you that it costs about 50¢ to make that ring in the factory and fools are spending upwards of 100$$$$$ on that shit. 50¢ considering the rampant inflation going on. 2 years ago it would have been only 25¢. Dumbasses. What? You think you’re going to impress the ladies with that pewter ring? You think you’re investing in something that will be worth a small fortune down the line? Dumb! Get a life! Watch how I continue not to give a fuck and buy cool stuff that isn’t mass produced for morons.


    • Not sure if serious…

    • This bro-douche ‘doesn’t give a fuck’ but he takes the time to write a rant post about it… Get a job, sir. The bums will always lose.

      Fuck the ducks.

      And personally speaking, it’s a hell of a gesture for these two guys to go out of their way to hook up their readers… No matter what the item is.

    • YEAH FUCK THOSE RINGS!!! They only cost fifty cents to make, and go for $25, so I don;t want it! On a completely related note; I don’t wear shoes or pants, or shirts, or eat food. Because only morons buy things that are mass produced then sold at a markup.

  2. Although the Kings got beat by the “Quacks” last night they are still a better team than team. The lockout has affected the Kings more than other teams and it shows. However, as an La Kings die hard fan I am not worried about the slow start. They will improve. Sutter will not allow this team to do down without fighting!

  3. What is the email address? I need to plead my case, it’s bad enough I live in CArolina where I can only watch Eastern team play live, and stay up until 2 am to watch Kings games. I can’t miss out on this too!


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