I’m not going to describe the logic that went through my head to arrive at that title, but rest assured, it’s convoluted and makes little sense.

Ok fine, I’ll give you a summary of the logic. Kings win today, well boy howdy it’s a bona fide winning streak.

They lose, back to square one.

Potatoes are root vegetables and I’m hungry.

Afternoon games are bullshit and there are there are no half points.

Anyways, there were lots of articles yesterday. Cogent arguments, discussion, hemming, hawking, squawking and squeaking, so how about we just have a rhyme, watch the damn game, win and enjoy our Sundays, shall we?

Toews and Kane put the ice to flame
To fetch a Cup from Stanley
The Kings came down and stomped their crown
Keith sobbed cause he’s not manly