That’s a lie, its gonna suck.
The pregame, not the game. Because a pregame isn’t a game, in fact, what the hell is a pregame anyways? There’s too much use of the prefix pre. George Carlin taught me that. George Constanza taught me to go out on a high note. George Michael taught me to have faith.
Fuck George Michael.
I don’t need faith to tell me the Flames are a bad team. That Joey MacDonald is a run-of-the-mill sometimes decent, sometimes awful, usually not good enough for a team to keep around long goalie.
Don’t need no damn faith to be confident in whichever goalie Sutter decides to start tonight. I hope its Bernier, it will probably be Bernier, but Quick is getting some swagger back so if he starts, he’ll kick some tail too. If Bernier starts, slow and steady wins the race and Glencross sounds like a name you’d give a pet rabbit.
Speaking of hare, faith can blow me, since Heidi Androl doesn’t work for the Kings anymore, but I don’t need Patrick O’Neill’s pre…. Talk before game time, to tell me that if the Kings keep getting fourth line contributions it will help the scoring woes, but really, what we need is for Kopitar, Brown and Williams to figure out why they have all those zeroes at the end of their paychecks.
Beware games of cakewalk, my Kings
The team that sleeps, the Flames that flack
Beware BabBab Chuk, and old flings
And sad aging Iginla hack.
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