Ducks @ Kings – A Sonnet for the Sucks

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Though art hot, and also temporary:
Rough stuff may shake those who tempt Souray,
But your lease on wins dies with contract of Perry:
Sometimes too hot does the scalp of your coach glow,
And oft is his pasty complexion reddened;
And every coach at times swears like Boudreau,
But like a blimp they are not all fattened:
But thy eternal filth shall never fade
Nor loose itself from Disney debt thou owest;
Nor shall the Cup again bath you in its shade,
When for all you do, your fan base doth not growest:

So long as Kings can skate, or fans can see
So long do Ducks suck, and Kings fans do trump thee



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10 replies

  1. FUCK
    THE
    DUCKS(bag o’ douches)

  2. … Quick’s getting the start, since he did so well against the Ducks in the last meeting between the two teams. So much for the goalie platoon.

    • That’s a bit disappointing. Quick had a great game on Saturday, but I really wanted to see a back and forth 1 and 1 rotation here. However I do think its bogus to use the last game against the Ducks as the barometer. Quick in general was playing worse then than he is now. His last two games are more appropriate to measure him by than a game that happened almost a month ago I think, and Quick’s last two games have been solid and very good respectively.

      At least now NHL.com will get to finally use the headline that’s been burning a hole in their pocket: “Quick says to Ducks, ‘Not So Fasth’”

      • Quick had a great game on Saturday, but I really wanted to see a back and forth 1 and 1 rotation here.

        … I’ve been wanting that for the better part of three years.

        However I do think its bogus to use the last game against the Ducks as the barometer. Quick in general was playing worse then than he is now. His last two games are more appropriate to measure him by than a game that happened almost a month ago I think, and Quick’s last two games have been solid and very good respectively.

        … Before Quick’s last game against the Ducks, he had three solid to good games in a row. 37 of 39 against Edmonton, 31 of 33 against Phoenix, and 13 of 14 against Nashville. So, how is the comparison bogus? Tell me.

        They just can’t afford to have bad goaltending tonight, or on this homestand. If the team wants to shit on Bernier once again, I obviously don’t have the power to do anything about it. The choice is theirs … their record can reflect how well they have played, or they’ll continue to flounder.

    • I would also like to see Bernier more often. Quick was great last week but those were not benchmark teams. Tonight is second of a back to back and 5 games in 7 days for the Ducks so I don’t see this game as an benchmark either.

      Not only do I feel Bernie has earned starts, it goes back to the discussion which JT and I had last week; given the current defense I’d opt for Bernier’s style over Quick at this time.

      Here’s to hoping it not a Detriot replay. Look for a 3rd period push by LA.

  3. A fine poem, indeed ;-) Tonight is PAYBACK for those filthy little quacks. Last time our defense was horrible and we elevated a no-name who stumbled onto “once in a lifetime” hatter. In fact, it’s PAYBACK WEEK with Detroit coming in on Wednesday. OUR RUN CONTINUES!!! ;-)

  4. *Poetry reading finger snap applause*

  5. Die Ducks die! Lets leap frog the fucking Sharks!

  6. I see JT stuck his foot in his mouth. Forget that Quick wom his last 2 starts playing phenomilly well.

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