Jon Rosen called Anze Kopitar’s (pbuh) move tonight against the Red Wings, “Kopitarian.”
While every move by the Great 11 is Kopitarian, we believe Jon’s spontaneous use of the word clearly expresses his intent to join the faith I started during Kopitar’s (pbuh) rookie year.
Since then, the religion has grown and flourishes with disciples all over the world.
I remain its humble founder and loyal servant.
In honor of Jon’s sudden acceptance of the light, let us pray.
Our Kopitar, who art number eleven
Hallowed be thy game
Thy Kings we follow,
Thy game we support
At Staples, and arenas abroad
Give us this day, oh mighty center
And forgive us for our doubters
as we forgive those that doubt you
And lead us not into the cellar
but deliver us the Stanley Cup
For Thine is a King,
a forward, and a superstar
forever and ever, amen.
Hail Kopi, full of grace, the fans are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst players and blessed are the fruit of thy skills, goals.
Holy Kopi, dominant of centers, play for us sinners,
Now until the hour of our Cup.
Amen.
Stop being lazy and bring back the show!
Timmy and I have been trying, but Bobby keeps claiming that his day job is important.
I thought that’s what the squeaky toy was for.
Definition
Koptarian (adj.):
1) any action of a madly skilled two-way centerman.
2) see ‘Datsyukian’, only better.
Like.
My pants were effin soaked after that goal… I got Kopitarianed.
Amen!
By the way fellas, were you guys thinking of making podcasts again?
GO KINGS GO!!!
Bobby needs to grow some man balls and tell his woman he won’t be watching OC rerun’s one night a week with her so he can do a podcast with his boys.
He’s starting to sound like an old man. Or a whipped man. I don’t know which is worse.
Dude, I watch about 10 hours of TV per year, not including Kings road games. I read
Oh. Well my apologies my well read friend.
And I am totally whipped…I mean literally, not figuratively. Those OC housewives are into some strange SM