Jon Rosen called Anze Kopitar’s (pbuh) move tonight against the Red Wings, “Kopitarian.”
While every move by the Great 11 is Kopitarian, we believe Jon’s spontaneous use of the word clearly expresses his intent to join the faith I started during Kopitar’s (pbuh) rookie year.
Since then, the religion has grown and flourishes with disciples all over the world.
I remain its humble founder and loyal servant.
In honor of Jon’s sudden acceptance of the light, let us pray.
Our Kopitar, who art number eleven
Hallowed be thy game
Thy Kings we follow,
Thy game we support
At Staples, and arenas abroad
Give us this day, oh mighty center
And forgive us for our doubters
as we forgive those that doubt you
And lead us not into the cellar
but deliver us the Stanley Cup
For Thine is a King,
a forward, and a superstar
forever and ever, amen.