The Pope is an L.A. Kings Fan and Declares Anaheim is Infested with Protestants…

Once you have won a Stanley Cup, certain things should become irrelevant. Moments in team history well short of winning a Cup, the opinions of other team’s fans who have not won a Cup, and former players who did not excel here doing well elsewhere. Andrew (I like that better anyway) Loktionov has 4 goals in his first 12 games.

Darryl Sutter is pissed off and it has nothing to do with a fascination about Tyler Toffoli…he is still reeling about the game against Phoenix. And that is one reason I love him. Because he isn’t the last guy.

Jon Rosen is doing a good job but he still has not implemented any of my suggestions.

Drew Doughty, Slava Voynov, Alec Martinez, and Jake Muzzin are offensive defenseman. Rob Scuderi and Davis Drewiske are defensive defenseman. Keaton Ellerby is neither. Doughty, Voynov and either Muzzin or Martinez should play with Scuderi, Drewiske and a defenseman Lombardi will acquire.

Speaking of Drew, I had a dream about him last night. Went through the whole day and could not remember it. I just did.

I talked to Drew Doughty about his backswing. Told him it is way too long and asked him to shorten it. He was receptive and did so. The next game, against the San Jose Sharks, he scored a hat trick. The game after that, he scored another and he went on a scoring tear. A vague amount of time later, he went back to his old backswing and stopped scoring. I met up with him at his house in Manhattan Beach. I waited for him until he came home. I asked him why he switched back. He said he no longer wanted to score goals and wanted more assists. I was furious and started to scream at him various profanities. Suddenly, Surly showed up…a fat Surly who looked like Jim Morrison in his later years, dark glasses, beard, and holding a bat. Drew asked who he was and Surly suddenly and violently took a bat to Drew and beat him to death. I asked Surly what the hell he was doing. Surly said that if he won’t score goals, he was no use to us.

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14 replies

  1. Hahahaha yes! Sounds like the funniest dream ever!
    But as for Drewiske, I think he is the expendable defenseman on the Kings right now. He makes way too many mistakes in our zone, gets knocked off the puck fairly easily, and tries to do too much on offense (which usually ends up leading to an odd man rush by the other team). Especially as the healthy scratch for the past few seasons, I believe everyone else (including Muzzin and Martinez) will take a roster spot before him if a trade is to go down acquiring a new D-man. Otherwise, we just need Mitchell and Greene back.

    • I once dreamed that Luc Robitaille had a breakaway against me. He went high glove and as I raised it to make the save, I opened my eyes, saw the floor for an instant and crashed into it.

  2. Ah crap… I had the same dream… with one exception… walking by at that same time was that douche who came up to you guys during the last game asking Surly to temper his language… 2 homicides were committed that day

  3. Andrew.. you giving him a new name?
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  4. P.S. you are a little Phycho aren’t ya? I thought I had some weird dreams.. WOW!
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  5. I’d love it if Drew’s first 3 goals are tomorrow. I need fire to shove down those San Jose fuckers throats.

  6. Quick needs to start seeing the puck and get back to Jedi form.

    What the fuck is up with Rosen obessively asking about Toffoli every day? “Fans have a facination”? Dont know what hes talking about there. Sutter was right to tell him stfu.

    • Those quotes aren’t neccessarily in response to Rosen questions. Most of the questions posted on insider are asked by other members of the media, as it is a compilation. This is not to say it isn’t possible that Rosen asked that, but it is more likely that he did not.

  7. Andrew Loktionov?

  8. …..Keaton Ellerby is neither…….
    You owe me a new pair of pants.

  9. What do we do with Keaton is the question.

    • Personally I think Ellerby has more upside than Martinez does. Martinez will never be more than a third pairing offensive Dman in LA behind, DD and Voynov and as of late even Muzzin I would rather have out there. Ellerby on the other hand is a big, stay-at-home Dman that was a former high first rounder and is still young, that could one day take over for Mitchell or even Greene. I would like to see Lombardi trade Martinez for a vet, defensive Dman like Regehr (who played for Sutter in Calgary).

  10. AEG not for sale, Lieweekly gone.

    What’s it mean? Who the fuck knows.


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