The following quotes may or may not have been overheard at the L.A. Kings recent visit to the White House…I certainly did not sit down and make them up to entertain you, if that is what you’re implying…jerk.

Obama: “Hello, I am Barack Obama.”

Carter: “Where is the beer?”

Obama: “You must be Jeff Carter.”

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Obama: “Hello, I am Barack Obama.”

Richards: “Have you seen Jeff Carter?”

Obama: “You must be Mike Richards.”

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Lewis: “Hello, Mr. President.”

Obama: “You’re from Utah, right?”

Lewis: “Yes, sir.”

Obama: “I am not very popular there.”

Lewis: “No, sir.”

Obama: “Why do you think that is?”

Lewis: “Whole list or just the top 40, sir?”

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Obama: “Hello, what is your name?”

Clifford: “…”

Obama: “I am Barack Obama.”

Clifford: “…”

Obama: [turns around]: “Get the secret service please.”

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Mrs. Obama: “Hello…you are?”

Williams: “Justin Williams, ma’am.”

Mrs. Obama: “You’re quite handsome.”

Williams: “Yes I am.”

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Richards: “So, what do you think of Michelle Obama?”

Toffoli: “What do you mean?”

Richards: “Of her…you know…”

Toffoli: “What do you mean?”

Carter: “So, what do you think of Michelle Obama?”

Toffoli: “I’d hit it.”

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King: “Who is that guy?”

Penner: “No idea. Never seen him before.”

Nolan: “I heard him introduce himself as Surly.”

King: “Surly? Never heard of him.”

Penner: “Have any of you guys seen Jon Rosen? I thought he was on this trip.”

King: “Not since we were at the airport in LA and he stepped away to use the restroom.”

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Obama: “Why does their coach keep making those weird faces at me?”

Secret Service: “He’s Canadian, sir.”

Obama: “Are they all like that?”

Secret Service: “Mostly the Sutter family, sir.”

Obama: “Really? Why is that?”

Secret Service: “I have no Mother Sutting idea, Mr. President.”

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Kopitar: “No, Slovenia. Below Austria and to the west of Hungary.”

Obama: “Oh, I see. I don’t think I have been to Slo…”

Kopitar: “…venia”

Obama: “Slovenia, right…do we have troops there?”

Kopitar: “We don’t have oil, Mr. President.”

Obama: “Ah. That would be a ‘no’, then.”

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Obama: “So, I hear you are dating Erin Andrews.”

Stoll: “Um…yeah, you heard about that, Mr. President?”

Obama: “I hear she is a wild one.”

Stoll: “Wow. Okay…who did you hear that from?”

Obama: “That guy, right there.”

Carter: “What’s up?”

Stoll: “How the fuck do you know what my girlfriend is like?”

Carter: “Richards told me.”

Obama: “Good times.”