Enough With The Bullshit

Hello, my name is Surly Jacob. You may remember me from such articles as “TJ Simers is a Jackass” and “Kings Win 1-0, Holy Shit”.

My name is on this blog, but for the past month, I have not been. In a clever ruse to divine which of you really care about me, I decided to let Bobby take the reigns and watch how far the blog would fall without me. You all still seem to be here. You all failed.

I only write to you now because with the signing of Kyle Clifford, we can all finally put that lump in our throats away, back where it belongs in our women’s breasts, and focus on what really matters: Frozen Fury.

Who’s going?

Have you booked a hotel room yet? I have not. Which begs the question, whose floor will I be waking up on, confused, agitated and broke? This will be my 5th Frozen Fury and depending how the weekend goes, the 3rd I’ll remember. One game in Vegas has nearly killed me. This year we get two. I hope you all erect a small memorial in section 318 at Staples in my honor.

I might have to do one of those GoPro camera deals strapped to my head for Frozen Fury. Wait, scratch that, I already look like enough of a prick.

It’s still 2 months away, but it’s the only thing related to Kings hockey I can think about. You know why? Because there is no Kings hockey.

Offseasons blow.

Categories: L.A. Kings News


14 replies

  1. Yes I am Jonesing for hockey too…

  2. Yes In!!!
    From the time you start seeing and honking at car s of fellow Fans making the pilgrimage north to Vegas it is one Fun Time. Being around King Loyals..talking Puck..and this year we get 2 Games!
    TJ Simers..missed that..he is an ass in regards to Thoroughbred racing..so no surprise on that statement.
    GO KINGS GO!!!

  3. Frozen Fury Deluxe! I love those games. The pace of the game seems so much faster in that building. How many seats are there? Like 6500 or so? Its nice. Every seat is a good seat. And theres gambling. So ya gonna commit myself to this one for sure. Theyve been doing it a while now. I went to the first two. Havent been back since. Wanted to. Just never in the cards. Cant wait for those games. Always get a peak at some prospects in those games too.

    • about 12,000…just looks really small.

      • compared to the Old Forum and Staples it is!
        I grew up with the San Diego Gulls at the old Sports Arena.. when I first went to a
        game up here it was a bit of a shock :)
        MGM Garden Arena is a cozy and fun place.
        GO KINGS GO!!!

        • Oh its the worst arena ever with the cheapest quality seats and one way in and out…I live in Vegas and am glad that MGM is planning on building a new arena thats actaully nice behind Monte Carlo…I’Ve been to every single Frozen Fury and the arena is my only complaint, but it does get really loud which is cool. The Lakers are actually playing there a few weeks after the Kings for the first time.

          • Yes seats are crap true.. But I am just so happy to Finally be seeing our Boys play I just do not
            even care.. I would not be as happy if that was our regular building .. but for a game or two!!
            not a problem.. so excited to get to see the Rangers( my East Coast team) …. even with the
            weird coaching change.. but for the Good as I was not and am not a Tortorella fan.. although
            he is amusing..but at the player’s expence.. no bueno
            GO KINGS GO!!!

          • Have you seen the Rangers schedule to start the year,lol? I just saw it the other day and cannot remember an NHL schedule like that except for when Vancouver had a huge roadtrip to prepare for the Olympics. They don’t play at MSG until early November and they spend like 3 weeks just on the west coast alone for pre season..I’m assuming this is because of the renovations to MSG?

          • That makes sense..well it will be what we call
            Team/Coach bonding :)
            GO KINGS GO!!!

  4. I went to Frozen Fury II. Great time. I was three rows in front of Rob Blake, really liquored back, and annoyed the piss out of him. He still signed his rookie card for me, though. Two and a half yrs before he was traded. Had I only known then….

  5. Since I live in Vegas I’m definitely going to the Rags game and I’ll probably go to both.

  6. Bizzaro NHL.com has full, competent coverage on our Kings today. Those playoff highlights got me half-chubbed… Wish I could make it to FF, but saving for Dodger Stadium and a 3 game Canada road trip in April – more enemy territory pics to ensue…

    WHOO HOO!!


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