Saturday, 6pm, Get Your Ass to the Pond for the Kings v. Ducks Rookie Game

What the fuck could you be doing that is more important than attending a free hockey game behind enemy lines? 

The wife or girlfriend (or wife and girlfriend) can do without you for a few hours.

You don’t feel well, crazy bug, came out of nowhere, cannot work that shift on Saturday. Expect it to be gone by 9pm or so. Tell your boss. He or she will appreciate your honesty.

“The drive…waaaaah. It’s in Orange County…waaaaaah. My vagina hurts…waaaaaah.” Is that you? Fuck you, stop being you.

“I have a meeting.” What? A meeting? With who? Assad about peace talks in Syria? He isn’t in charge of all this and he is not refusing to talk. The Russians have his cooperation. It’s the branches of the Syrian opposition that won’t come to the table with Assad present. Get it? Assad has more enemies inside Syria than he does outside. You don’t know enough about world affairs to have that meeting and, if you do, you may fuck it up and World War III could break out. You want that on your conscience? 

The Kings rookies are playing the Ducks rookies. 

The game is at 6pm.

Doors open at 5pm.

Wear your L.A. Kings jersey.

Bring your scowl.

Chirp opposing fans…and/or listen to me chirp the imps.

You want to see Vey-Toffoli-Pearson and Andreoff, Kozun and Czarnik…and Deslauriers. And Weal.

And that beautiful face of Darryl Sutter…or is it Morris coaching? You won’t know for sure until you show up so don’t be a pussy…or be a pussy and still show up. That way, you’ll fit nicely among Ducks fans.

Season is right around the corner, boys and girls.

GO KINGS!



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17 replies

  1. Ducklings are playing John Gibson in net not sure how long, but this kid already has racked up World Junior Gold for Team USA and World Championship Bronze for Team USA and he’s just out of Kitchener of the OHL. I also think Emerson Etem the LW that was available in 2010 when the Kings chose Forbort in the 1st round is also playing with the Ducks Rookies like Toffoli is playing for Los Angeles.

    At least you get to see the young Kings, going against a kid who might be opposite Quick for years to come for Anaheim.

    Should be a good glimpse into the future of the Kings!

    Going to hit up TSC on Monday Night, but since Portillo’s is close to that Ponda Center I might just have an excuse to drive all the way from Simi Valley to behind the orange curtain, free hockey and then Portillo’s afterward.

  2. Finally some hockey ill definitely be there but I hope I don’t go alone lol

  3. Long time no yap..
    went to my Happy Place Thursday…
    Forbort has matured..Kitysin looked good..tenacious. .
    Toffoli looking great..Pearson so mature compared to most of the youngins.
    Sat..yeah..work..
    but Monday on Home Turf!!!!

    Be there..or U square..
    $5.00 to support Jr. Kings
    GO KINGS GO!!!
    (great to be able to say that again!)
    WWTC!!!

  4. Be there!

  5. Got in front of the line was up against the glass with my group of friends and group of other kings fans behind us and was surrounded by ducks fans. we grilled them the whole game even had a group of ducks fans leave after the 5th goal. My voice is gone, I think I did my job.

  6. We were sitting just a little below the right circle in the Ducks zone 6 rows up. I was wearing a throwback Forum Blue and Gold sweater #21 no name on the back because this was before the Kings decided to put names on the back. It was a game issued Scott Parse sweater so it was never worn by him!

    Zykov really impressed me!

    I expected the older guys, or guys with AHL experience to be better than the rest of the players the Kings dressed last night, but Zykov really stood out because he didn’t look lost out there, nor did he shy away from physical contact.

    He took 2 penalties, but those were merely retaliation penalties.

    He crashed the net, didn’t get nervous when he had the puck, and really played a good game for a kid with 1 year QMJHL experience.

    Kitsyn well I was hoping to see a lot more from him, but he has a long way to go when it comes to the smaller ice surface and decisions with the puck.

    Forbort needs to put on muscle and then start to smack people around. I was hoping to see that last night but it just didn’t happen. I watched him play a few World Juniors and wished he had more Jared Tinordi in him, but that is something the Kings are going to have to teach him.

    I really hoped the Kings would have drafted Etem instead of Forbort, but they didn’t. Etem pretty much undressed the Kings defense on one play on the LW! Man I wish they would have taken him, but we have Forbort.

    Berube played very well, and looks like he might be ready to take that next step in the AHL with Manchester.

    To the guys sitting to the right of me who pretty much heckled the Ducks fans into submission, KUDOS it was hysterical.

    LA WAS IN DA HOUSE AND WE OWNED THOSE BITCHES IN THEIR OWN BARN!

    HEY ANAHEIM YOU SUCK!

    Mr. Scribe were you wearing a Kings sweater #9 with Scribe on the back, along with an LA DOYERS hat?

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