Jeff Carter can’t score! Jeff Carter can’t score! This shit is contagious! He’s caught the bug! The Dustin Brown I am professional hockey player but can’t tuck the puck short side and instead shoot it back into the goalie’s pads, the Anze Kopitar move what move fuck the move just shoot it crest high, the Justin Williams…the Justin Williams…the Justin Williams ellipses, the Mike Richards high and wide, the shit why is there an empty space here at left wing, this is serious, run for the mother fucking hills!
Okay look, this is partly because Dean Lombardi has not drafted and developed a top 6 forward in his near 7 years as a GM.
This is partly because Dustin Brown does this. He looks like a third line turd with a small offensive upside during the regular season.
This is partly because Anze Kopitar likes to go on cold, cold streaks.
We are an offensively incompetent team that is playing average defense. We have one finisher on this team. That’s it.
Do you know what happens when we play average defense?
We don’t just lose. We never have a chance to win.
We’ve seen this before. This is 2011-2012 all over again. We are starving for goals.
I just have 3 requests:
1. I don’t want to see Jake Muzzin play another game for the L.A. Kings. I want him gone.
2. I want a left-handed shot on D. Someone who can find the net.
3. I want Dustin Brown benched to think about things for a while.
For those of you who attended this abortion, I would like to know your experience.
Was KISS as comically idiotic as they looked on TV?
Did the Five for Fighting Guy annoy the shit out of you as much as his face and voice did me?
Did you punch a Ducks fan?
I heard they ran out of beer in the first period. True?
Could you actually see the game?
Was it worth it?
Nothing lasts forever. Sometimes, it rains on the righteous. You dry off, firm your scowl and start breaking faces on the way back to the win column.
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