10. Jeff Carter will still be able to pick out the best looking slut in the crowd.
9. There will be a fight in the first 5 minutes. There will be a fight in the final 5 minutes.
8. Jake Muzzin will up the ante and take two stupid penalties.
7. An Anaheim Ducks fan will get his ass kicked. He will have deserved it. If we lose, several will.
6. As an OC soccer mom takes firm hold of a Dodger Dog, her husband will feel inadequate.
5. Corey Perry will be even uglier under the stars.
4. Thousands of people will whine about the sight lines after the game.
3. Vin Scully will steal the show.
2. Kiss will suck.
1. I will get laid.
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