Second, Quick on a back to back? Not smart and it showed. He was not very good.
Third, Mike Richards scored again…Richie (his nickname is Richie, not Rick, fuck Brad Richardson, he doesn’t play here anymore) is getting hot when it matters most.
Fifth, Dwight King is getting to the net. When you’re a gorilla on skates, you better get to the net if you’re going to be successful.
You think I skipped Fourth…I didn’t.
Sixth, My love for Marion Gaborik grows. That first step + the next two, that shot, oh man that release, he is starting to become downright sexy. Hey Dean, amazing what happens when you actually put a second legit sniper on this team, eh?
Seventh, we thought Brown was injured and thus not playing well. Then he gets injured and starts playing great. I think the Captain is fucking with us. That is fine with me as long as he continues to play like this.
Eight, I didn’t forget fourth. Shut up and wait.
Ninth, there is nothing sexy about Alexander Ovechkin. He is like a chick with one really large tit. Like an ina without a vag. One green eye and the other with a patch. One dimensional and overpaid.
A Second Ninth, Halak’s 5 hole…like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
A Third Ninth, Alec Martinez…I have been preaching his skillset and smarts for some time now…those of you who doubted are all terrible Thomases.
Ten, Ten, Ten, Ten, for everything everything everything everything!
Eleventh, my dog just threw her bone across the room, it landed behind the TV and she doesn’t know what to do…be right back.
Twelfth, yes you mother sutter, fourth is coming.
Thirteenth, Anze Kopitar and Jeff Carter scored in the shootout…stop me if you have heard that one before.
Fourth…fucking fourth…let me tell you about fourth! Mike Richards avait un filet désert. Il a été clairement perturbé. Comment diable ont-ils échoué à appeler cela un objectif? Chaque fois que je pense que ces arbitres ne peuvent pas obtenir plus incompétent, ils obtiennent plus. Je les emmerde! CASSEZ LES TOUS! Devons-nous tolérer cela chaque putain de jeu? Y at-il un seul appel atroce par quota de jeu maintenant? Ces secousses nous a coûté un match éliminatoire et je sérieusement perdre mon esprit!!
Scribe’s 3 Stars:
Go Mother Sutting Kings!
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