It’s like waking up on Saturday morning at 9 AM to a blow-job.
Like your wife saying she’s bored and wants a threesome with you and one of her friends who happens to be a lingerie model.
Like a great beer with a great hamburger followed by a different great beer.
Like purposely riding your Harley in front of a car with a Ducks sticker and slowing down so they can get a real close look at the LA Kings Stanley Cup on the back of your helmet.
Marian Gaborik makes me swoon.
I love Marian Gaborik.
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