If I have to watch another game with Jeff Schultz trying to do…well, fucking anything, I may lose my shit. And I am generally a pretty calm guy, as Surly will attest.
And that goes double for Jake Muzzin in this series.
And triple for Slava Voynov.
And Matt Greene, Jesus Christ no wonder we can’t take away a passing lane and we turn the puck over like it’s a slutty drunk bachelorette who wants to make a memory.
I take nothing from that third period as a positive. They got the lead and they sat back. They are morons. We have lost three in a row because we are bigger morons. Morons who don’t have any answer to their neutral zone pressure, morons who seem to think the puck should find its own way from stick to stick, morons who believe a 1-2-2 forecheck accomplishes anything other than the play going the other way.
A little birdie told me Willie Mitchell may be back on Wednesday.
It’s the only thing that has me looking ahead. It’s the only thing that gives me hope. Because Jeff Schultz, Jake Muzzin, Slava Voynov, Dustin Brown, and Mike Richards have me exasperated.
And what the FUCK kind of pass was that by Alec Martinez? FUCK!
We have two game 7s coming up.
Give me Willie Mitchell.
Or give me a glorious death.
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